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hipster holocaust wrote:HOLY DAY SET BY FLORIDA COURT-This is great!!
I know God is giggling!



A Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day!

Gotta love this Judge!


You must read this......
A proper decision by the courts...
for a change.



A FLORIDA COURT SETS
ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying,
"Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.
The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool's Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore,
April 1st is his day.

Court is adjourned..."
You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!


This is too good not to forward!
It left out the part when a Navy Seal punched the atheist lawyer in the face
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And that April 1st isn't an observed holiday anywhere :lol:
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11 YR OLD WHO SHOT ILLEGALS thanks FOX NEWS for reporting it. A Shotgun
Armed Preteen vs. Illegal Alien Home Invaders..

Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably
believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11-year-old Patricia
Harrington after her father had left their two-story home. It seems
the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and
Patricia had been a clay-shooting champion since she was nine.
Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the
front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and
grabbed his 12-gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. Resindez was the first to
get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point
blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee-crouch aim. He
suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals.
When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left
shoulder and staggered
out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could
arrive. It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen
45-caliber handgun he took from another home invasion robbery. That
victim, 50-year-old David 0'Burien, was not so lucky. He died from
stab wounds to the chest.
Ever wonder why good stuff never makes NBC, CBS, PBS, MSNBC, CNN, or
ABC news........?
An 11 year old girl, properly trained, defended her home, and
herself......against two murderous, illegal immigrants.......and she wins.
She is still alive. Now THAT is Gun Control!
Thought for the day....
Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist.'

I THINK YOU'LL PASS THIS ON!
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bitch didnt have proper training shes just seen home alone a billion times. fucking morons


I THINK YOULL PASS THIS ON!


edit: also its such "good news" that a little girl murdered two people in cold blood
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I know a few really nice unlicensed pharmacists.
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ghost boner wrote:bitch didnt have proper training shes just seen home alone a billion times. fucking morons


I THINK YOULL PASS THIS ON!


edit: also its such "good news" that a little girl murdered two people in cold blood
Mexican names and the exact make and model of the shot gun
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SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
BE SURE YOU SCROLL WAY DOWN TO SEE WHAT THIS MESSAGE HOLDS FOR YOU. YOU JUST MIGHT BE SURPRISED, I WAS!






D ID YOU KNOW
THESE FACTS?

I SURE DIDN'T TILL NOW





Death is certain but the
Bible speaks about untimely death!





Make a
personal reflection about this.......





Very
interesting, read until the end......




It is
written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7):





'Be not deceived; God is not mocked:




for whatsoever a man sow,




that shall he also reap...





Here are some men and women




who mocked God :




John Lennon
(Singer):



Some years before, during
'Christianity will end, it will disappear.
I do not have to argue about that...
I am certain.
Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple,
today we are more famous than Him' (1966).





Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ,
was shot six times.





Tancredo Neves
(President of Brazil ):




During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from
Presidency.




Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President,
then he died.





Cazuza
(Bi-sexual Brazilian
composer, singer and poet):




During a show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ),
while smoking his cigarette,
he puffed out some smoke into the air
and said: 'God, that's for you.'





He died at
the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER
in a horrible manner.





The man who built the Titanic





After the construction of Titanic,
a reporter asked him how safe the
Titanic would be.





With an ironic tone he said:
'Not even God can sink it'





The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic





Marilyn Monroe
(Actress)





She was visited by Billy Graham
during a presentation of a show.




He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.




After hearing what the Preacher had to say,
she said: 'I don't need your Jesus'.





A week later,
she was found dead in her apartment





Bon Scott
(Singer)




The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC.
On one of his 1979 songs he sang:




'Don't stop me;
I'm going down all the way,
down the highway to hell'.





On the 19th of February 1980,
Bon Scott was found dead,
he had been choked by his own vomit.





Campinas (IN 2005)




In Campinas , Brazil , a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend......




The mother accompanied her to the car
and was so worried about the drunkenness
of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already
seated in the car:
'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'




She responded:
'Only If He (God) travels In the trunk,
cause inside here..... It's already full.'





Hours later, news came by that
they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,




the car could not be recognized
what type of car it had been,
but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.





The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact.
To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken





Christine Hewitt
(Jamaican Journalist and entertainer)



said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.





In June 2006 she was
found burnt beyond recognition
in her motor vehicle.




Many more important people
have forgotten that there is no other name
that was given so much authority
as the name of Jesus.





Many have died,
but only Jesus died and rose again,
and he is still alive.





'Jesus'





PS:
If it was a
joke, you would have sent it to everyone.
So are you going to have courage to send this?.




I have done my part, Jesus said




'If you are embarrassed about me,




I will also be embarrassed
about you before my father.'




You
are my 8 in 8 seconds.
I am not breaking this.
No way!




I'M TOLD THIS WORKS!!!!!
Bishop T.D. Jakes '8 Second Prayer.'
Just repeat this prayer and see how God moves!!




'Lord,
I love you and I need you,
come into my heart, and bless me,
my family, my home, and my friends,
in Jesus' name.
Amen.'


Pass this message to 8 people
{EXCEPT YOU AND ME}....
You will receive a miracle tomorrow.
I Hope that you don't ignore and
let God bless you .
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hipster holocaust wrote:
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Pisscubes wrote: They also like to send stories about how Obama insisted that the national anthem not be played at a basketball game he was attending.
Thanks for making me lose it at work, dick :lol:
haha-- I have to find that email. They were totally convinced that he INSISTED that the national anthem was not played (even if the dude was some sleeper muslim cell, would this REALLY be the best way to maintain cover?) and of fucking course it happened at a BASKETBALL game. :lol: :lol:
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EVERYONE DIED. (Except God who survived in the trunk)
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i like that the car was unidentifiable but the trunk where are the fucking logos are survived
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Sometimes my dad forwards me "jokes" via email and the text formatting is so horrible that I just can't even.
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this was on fb, but i still say it counts. also, for some reason the picture posted was sherrif joe from arizona and the caption my uncle put was praising him as a hero meanwhile he had nothing to do with this
Looks like Florida has a sheriff like Arizona has, "You kill a policeman it means no arrest...no Miranda rights...no negotiations...nothing but as many bullets as we can shoot into you...period." said Polk County Florida Sheriff, Grady Judd

An illegal alien, in Polk County, Florida, who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up "executing" the deputy, who stopped him.

The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area.

As soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him.

They hit the guy 68 times. Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had."

Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what!

The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes.

When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE ever) .. ..

"When you are shot 68 times, you are naturally gonna die."
"Welcome to Florida, Y'all...
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Does your uncle like the cops?
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Happy 4th of July
Keep this going through July 4th


I HOPE THERE ISN'T ANYONE ON MY E-MAIL LIST THAT WON'T KEEP THIS GOING. Happy 4th of July!....

Let' s get this started ,NOW!

So it will be out there on the fourth!



I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA , AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS,
ONE NATION UNDER GOD , INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY
AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!



For all of our other military personnel, where ever they may be.
Please Support all of the troops defending our Country.

And God Bless our Military who are protecting our Country for our Freedom.
Thanks to them, and their sacrifices, we can celebrate the 4th of July.


We must never forget who gets the credit for the freedoms we have, of which we should be eternally grateful.


I watched the flag pass by one day.
It fluttered in the breeze.


A young Marine saluted it,
And then he stood at ease.

I looked at him in uniform;
so young, so tall, so proud.
With hair cut square and eyes alert,
he'd stand out in any crowd.

I thought how many men like him
had fallen through the years.
How many died on foreign soil;
how many mothers' tears?

How many pilots' planes shot down?
How many died at sea?
How many foxholes were soldiers' graves?
NO, FREEDOM ISN'T FREE

I heard the sound of Taps one night,
when everything was still.
I listened to the bugler play
And felt a sudden chill.

I wondered just how many times
That Taps had meant 'Amen.'
When a flag had draped a coffin
of a brother or a friend.


I thought of all the children,
of the mothers and the wives,
of fathers, sons and husbands
With interrupted lives.

I thought about a graveyard
At the bottom of the sea.
Of unmarked graves in Arlington .
NO FREEDOM ISN'T FREE


Enjoy Your Freedom and
God Bless Our Troops.

When you receive this,
please stop for a moment
and say a prayer for our servicemen

Of all the gifts you could give a
U.S. Soldier, prayer is the very best one.
God Bless all!
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You're so good at this thread :lol:

The best thing you can give a soldier is prayer :lol: :lol:
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You should have seen the accompanying pictures

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Just gotta pray away that PTSD.
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Fw: Fwd: Fw: BRILLIANCE IN THREE PARTS...

Part I:


A. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men.

B. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.

C. Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies.

D. In three generations, there will be no more Democrats.


I love it when a plan comes together; don’t you?


Part II:

10 Poorest Cities in America (How did it happen?)

City, State, % of People Below the Poverty Level


1. Detroit, MI 32.5%

2. Buffalo, NY 29.9%

3. Cincinnati, OH 27.8%

4. Cleveland, OH 27.0%

5. Miami, FL 26.9%

5. St. Louis, MO 26.8%

7. El Paso, TX 26.4%

8. Milwaukee, WI 26.2%

9. Philadelphia, PA 25.1%

10. Newark, NJ 24.2%


What do these top ten cities (over 250,000 pop.) with the highest poverty rate all have in common?


Detroit, MI - (1st on poverty rate list) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1961

Buffalo, NY - (2nd) hasn't elected one since 1954

Cincinnati, OH - (3rd) not since 1984

Cleveland, OH - (4th) not since 1989

Miami, FL - (5th) has never had a Republican mayor

St. Louis, MO - (6th) not since 1949

El Paso, TX - (7th) has never had a Republican mayor

Milwaukee, WI - (8th) not since 1908

Philadelphia, PA - (9th) not since 1952

Newark, NJ - (10th) not since 1907


Einstein once said, 'The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.'

It is the poor who habitually elect Democrats... yet they are still POOR.


Part III:

"You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.

You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.

You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.

You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.

You cannot build character and courage by taking away people's initiative and independence.

You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves."

~Abraham Lincoln


"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him
had better take a much closer look at the American Indian."

~Henry Ford



Six trivia questions to see how much history you really know. Be honest; it's kind of fun and revealing.

If you don't know the answer, make your best guess.

Answer all of the questions (no cheating) before looking at the answers.




1) "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."


A. Karl Marx B. Adolph Hitler C. Joseph Stalin

D. Barack Obama E. None of the above


2) "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few...

and to replace it with shared responsibility, for shared prosperity."


A. Lenin B. Mussolini C. Idi Amin

D. Barack Obama E. None of the above


3) "(We).... can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people."


A. Nikita Khrushchev B. Joseph Goebbels C. Boris Yeltsin

D. Barack Obama E. None of the above


4) "We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own ...
in order to create this common ground."


A. Mao Tse Tung B. Hugo Chavez C. Kim Jong II

D. Barack Obama E. None of the above


5) "I certainly think the free-market has failed."


A. Karl Marx B. Lenin C. Molotov

D. Barack Obama E. None of the above


6) "I think it's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in (the)
entire economy that they are being watched."


A. Pinochet B. Milosevic C. Saddam Hussein

D. Barack Obama E. None of the above


No peeking!



Scroll down for answers...



(1) E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/29/2004


(2) E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 5/29/2007


(3) E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007


(4) E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007


(5) E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007


(6) E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 9/2/2005


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Subject: "Walmart vs Morons"

If only everyone would really read this thoughtfully.
PLEASE KEEP IT
Wal-Mart vs. The Morons
1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day.
2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!
3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.
4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target +Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.
5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world's largest private employer, and most speak English.
6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.
7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.
8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.
9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.
10. Wal-Mart has approx. 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.
11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)
12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.
You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy.
This should be read and understood by all Americans... Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!
To President Obama and all 535 voting members of the Legislature, it is now official that the majority of you are corrupt morons:
a. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke.
b. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 81 years to get it right and it is broke.
c. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 77 years to get it right and it is broke.
d. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 52 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to "the poor" and they only want more.
e. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 51 years to get it right and they are broke.
f. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 46 years to get it right and it is broke.
g. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 39 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure.
You have FAILED in every "government service" you have shoved down our throats while overspending our tax dollars.
AND YOU WANTED AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CoULD BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM??
Folks, keep this circulating. It is very well stated. Maybe it will end up in the e-mails of some of our "duly elected' (they never read anything) and their staff will clue them in on how Americans feel.
AND
I know what's wrong. We have lost our minds to "Political Correctness"!!
Someone please tell me what is wrong with all the people that run this country!!!!!!
We're "broke" and can't help our own Seniors, Veterans, Orphans, Homeless etc. and the last months we have provided aid to Haiti, Chile, and Turkey and now Pakistan ( the previous home of bin Laden). literally, BILLIONS of DOLLARS!!!
Our retired seniors living on a 'fixed income' receive no aid nor do they get any breaks.
AMERICA: a country where we have homeless without shelter, children going to bed hungry, elderly going without needed medicines, and mentally ill without treatment, etc.
Imagine if the GOVERNMENT gave U. S. the same support they give to other countries. Sad isn't it?
*99% of the people receiving this message won't have the guts to forward this.
*I'm one of the 1% -- I Just Did BEING UNITED SAVES AMERICA!
I like the list of 13 things that I as a citizen want.
This is why Trump is zooming ahead. He is at least talking about issues that most Americans are concerned about. My mantra about Trump is this: We are usually in agreement with most of what he says but wish someone else was saying it. We are getting older and our tickers aren't what they used to be...so here is Our Special Bucket List for 2016.........
HERE IS WHAT WE WANT.
1. Hillary: in prison!
2. Put "GOD" back in America!!!
3. Borders: Closed!
4. Congress: On the same retirement & healthcare plans as everybody else and with term limits.
5. Congress: Obey its own laws NOW!
6. Language: English only!
7. Culture: Constitution and the Bill of Rights!
8. Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before & during Welfare!
9. Freebies: NONE to Non-Citizens!
10. Budget: Balance the damn thing!
11. Foreign Countries: Stop giving them our money! Charge them for our help!
We need it here.

12. Fix the TAX CODE
And most of all:
13. "RESPECT OUR MILITARY AND OUR FLAG!!"
We the people are coming! Only 86% will send this on. Should be a 100%.
What will you do?
Please send it on; if only to one person!
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Re: Crazy relative email blasts

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why did it go from 1% forwarding it to 86% within like 10 lines?
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Re: Crazy relative email blasts

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Because of liberals
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Re: Crazy relative email blasts

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Like nobody thought to balance the damn budget before :lol: :lol:
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