Crazy relative email blasts

[hipster holocaust]

The pro-union/anti-gubmint/pro-MURKUH dudes' agendas are amazing, and have some of the most complex philosophies I've ever seen.

[hipster holocaust]

The pro-union/anti-gubmint/pro-MURKUH dudes' agendas are amazing, and have some of the most complex philosophies I've ever seen.

Most of the anti-gubberment people I know hate unions too-- that same thing where they think eventually they'll be the really rich people pulling the strings.

See, that I can understand. That makes a lot more sense since it lines up with the no rules, no regulations, no bureaucracy, absolute free market philosophy. Fine.

Then you have the crazy entitlement of being part of a union, but THEN bitch about dues and taxes, as if they would get the same sweet deal if they didn't have to pay them.


Oh yeah, also union dudes discussing the evils of Socialism

[Spooky Apparition]

HAHAHAAH, that fucking 'Einstein' email. seeing that at the end made me laugh so hard it made my stomach hurt

[hipster holocaust]

Minorities



We need
to show more sympathy
for these people.
*
They travel miles in the
heat.

*
They risk their lives crossing a
border.

*
They don't get paid enough
wages.

*
They do jobs that others won't do
or are afraid to do.

*
They live in crowded
conditions
among a people who
speak a different
language.
*
They rarely see their families,
and they face adversity all day ~
every day.
*
I'm not
talking about illegal Mexicans
~
I'm talking
about our troops!

Doesn't it seem strange that so
many are willing to lavish all kinds
of social benefits on illegals,
but don't support our troops?
Wouldn't it be great if we took
the $360,000,000,000 (that's billion)
we spend on illegals every
year, and spent it on our troops!!!


Please pass this on;
this is worth the
short time it takes!



A veteran is someone who,
at one point in their life,
wrote a blank check
made payable to
The United States of America for any amount, up to
and including their life.

And gave me the right to send this to anyone that I darn well please!

[hipster holocaust]

That's billion. On wetbacks.

[riley-o]

Truly, the great criticism of the USA in the 21st century is "military budget too small"

[hipster holocaust]

[hipster holocaust]

Tomorrow if you provide a censored version of the comments I'm quite positive it will be greatly appreciated.

[hipster holocaust]

Not really that crazy, just corny. Each space had a picture of a beautiful flower in it.


This is the most beautiful advice I have ever received in an email ... Please don't close or delete this one before reading!




An Angel says, 'Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn't happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it does happen, you have to worry twice.'


1. Pray
2. Go to bed on time.
3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed.
4. Say No to projects that won't fit into your time schedule, or that will compromise your mental health.






5. Delegate tasks to capable others.
6. Simplify and unclutter your life.
7. Less is more. (Although one is often not enough, two are often too many.)
8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places.





9. Pace yourself. Spread out big changes and difficult projects over time; don't lump the hard things all together.
10. Take one day at a time.
11. Separate worries from concerns. If a situation is a concern, find out what God would have you do and let go of the anxiety. If you can't do anything about a situation, forget it.
12. Live within your budget; don't use credit cards for ordinary purchases.




13.. Have backups; an extra car key in your wallet, an extra house key buried in the garden, extra stamps, etc.
14. K.M.S. (Keep Mouth Shut). This single piece of advice can prevent an enormous amount of trouble.
15. Do something for the Kid in You everyday.





16. Carry a spiritually enlightening book with you to read while waiting in line.
17. Get enough rest.
18. Eat right.
19. Get organized so everything has its place.




20.. Listen to a tape while driving that can help improve your quality of life..
21. Write down thoughts and inspirations.
22. Every day, find time to be alone.
23. Having problems? Talk to God on the spot. Try to nip small problems in the bud. Don't wait until it's time to go to bed to try and pray.
24. Make friends with Godly people.



25.. Keep a folder of favorite scriptures on hand.
26. Remember that the shortest bridge between despair and hope is often a good 'Thank you Jesus .'
27. Laugh.
28. Laugh some more!
29. Take your work seriously, but not yourself at all.
30. Develop a forgiving attitude (most people are doing the best they can).



31.. Be kind to unkind people (they probably need it the most).
32. Sit on your ego.
33. Talk less; listen more.
34. Slow down.
35. Remind yourself that you are not the general manager of the universe.
36. Every night before bed, think of one thing you're grateful for that you've never been grateful for before. GOD HAS A WAY OF TURNING THINGS AROUND FOR YOU.


'If God is for us, who can be against us?'

(Romans 8:31)


My instructions were to send this to four people that I wanted God to bless and I picked you. I decided to send it to more than four, because I didn't want to limit blessings.

SEND IT FORWARD PLEASE,

Not backward!

[Tim Hudson]

A beautiful flower, eh, fagot?

(I already do just about all of those things)

[hipster holocaust]

A soft G and T when you pronounce fagot.

[hipster holocaust]

Mitt Romney and Hillary Clinton were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. Romney gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

Hillary was very impressed, so when they came to another homeless person, she decided to help. She walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into Romney's pocket and got out $20. She kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless person $5.

Now, do you understand the difference between a Republican and a Democrat!

[hipster holocaust]

Bill Gates - Brilliant!
The Richest Man in the World.
Read down below....pay HEED!


This should be posted in every school or kid's bedroom.
Love him or hate him , he sure hits the nail on the head with this!

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about
eleven things they did not and will not learn in school.
He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings
created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and
how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2 : The world doesn't care about your self-esteem.
The world will expect you to accomplish something
BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school.
You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity.
Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping:
They called it opportunity.
Rule 6 : If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault,
so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7 : Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring
as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills,
cleaning your clothes and listening to you
talk about how cool you thought you were:
So before you save the rain forest
from the parasites of your parent's generation,
try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8 : Your school may have done away with winners and losers,
but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades
and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer.
*This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9 : Life is not divided into semesters.
You don't get summers off and very few employers
are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF.
(Do that on your own time.)
Rule 10 : Television is NOT real life.
In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11 : Be nice to nerds.
Chances are you'll end up working for one.


If you can read this...thank a Teacher.
If you can read this in English...thank a Soldier!
And for life and everything else you have...thank God!
Now....think about this and smile if you agree and please pass this on....

[ghost boner]

HOW ARE THOSE RULES????

[ghost boner]

RULE #1 I LIKE MEATLOAF

[ghost boner]

RULE #2 AM I TALKING ABOUT THE FOOD OR THE ARTIST?

[ghost boner]

RULE #3 FUCK THAT GUY AT THE STORE THAT ALWAYS WEARS DUMB CLOTHES

[hipster holocaust]

If you can read this in English

[riley-o]

Verno

[RY4N]

[riley-o]

Isn't your brother normally like.. Not shitty ?

[Cascade Whore]

I can't find the actual transcript now but a relative in their eighties showed me an email about a person saying part of thief happy retirement is drinking beer and then pissing on a picture of Obama

[hipster holocaust]

Guys, gather around-- fucking COOTER has something to say. I know none of us gave a fuck at all about what he had to say for the last two decades, but he may have a take close to what I think, so let's treat him as an important source now like we never have before.

I'm not a redneck, but I play one on TV...

[featherboa]

i saw on the old facebook my cousin's 16th brithday cake yesterday was a confederate flag

[hipster holocaust]