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Posted: **Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:49 pm**

Guide to the Norse Gods and their Galoshes

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Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 5:48 am**

I know when I'm shopping for a new RPG I always check to make sure I can land surf on the book before I buy it

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2015 8:58 am**

I bet Varg would play a terrible Paladin

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2015 8:58 am**

FUCKING OATHBREAKER

Posted: **Sun Aug 23, 2015 10:29 am**

here's a peek inside the MYFAROG book:
http://www.metalsucks.net/2015/08/21/ad ... farog-rpg/

Don't worry, though. People of Middle Eastern and African descent are represented. They are the “filthy”, “vulgar”, “poorly educated”, “animalistic” Koparmenn (“Copper Men”). You can’t play them; they are intended to be cannon fodder. There are two varieties of Copper Men: the Skrælingr (“Weaklings”) and the Myrklingr (“Darklings”). I’m pretty sure that the Weaklings are supposed to be Semitic people, as they receive a bonus to trickery. The Darklings, meanwhile, receive a bonus to spear throwing. You can guess who they’re supposed to represent.

LOL at introducing races that aren't playable. He doesn't even trust his fans to be racist enough to avoid these undesirable options...

and the swimming chart is impressively detailed:

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Posted: **Sun Aug 23, 2015 10:53 am**

light air, light breeze, gentle breeze, moderate breeze, strong breeze, moderate gale, fresh gale, strong gale, whole gale

that felt so good to type out

Posted: **Sun Aug 23, 2015 10:56 am**

bonus to trickery

Posted: **Sun Aug 23, 2015 11:02 am**

Holy shit bonus to trickery

Posted: **Sun Aug 23, 2015 11:17 am**

swimming in FREEZING WATER is just as hard as a STRONG BREEZE pfffffft, someone is a landlubber

Posted: **Sun Aug 23, 2015 12:12 pm**

Just went to France on vacation, I was just a half an hour drive away from where he now lives. (Great region for Foie Gras and truffles btw)

When I go there again next year, I'll have to find him and make him sign my Burzum CDs.

Posted: **Sun Aug 23, 2015 12:36 pm**

Sign CDs? Fuck that. Dress up like a god damn Necrowizard, get in his property, and demand some sort of tribute OR ELSE....

Posted: **Sun Aug 23, 2015 12:48 pm**

Pretty sure he's gonna shoot me if I do that. Or he's gonna get his wife to shoot me because he doesn't want to go to prison again.

I am Aryan, but I don't really suscribe to his beliefs (He doesn't need to kno that). I also only know that he lives close to Salon-La-Tour. Anyone have any idea how to get more precise information on his whereabouts?

Posted: **Sun Aug 23, 2015 7:01 pm**

we could totally play this game over skype or something right?

Posted: **Sun Aug 23, 2015 7:08 pm**

i migt buy a webcm for that,

Posted: **Sun Aug 23, 2015 7:58 pm**

Necrometer wrote:here's a peek inside the MYFAROG book:
http://www.metalsucks.net/2015/08/21/ad ... farog-rpg/

Don't worry, though. People of Middle Eastern and African descent are represented. They are the “filthy”, “vulgar”, “poorly educated”, “animalistic” Koparmenn (“Copper Men”). You can’t play them; they are intended to be cannon fodder. There are two varieties of Copper Men: the Skrælingr (“Weaklings”) and the Myrklingr (“Darklings”). I’m pretty sure that the Weaklings are supposed to be Semitic people, as they receive a bonus to trickery. The Darklings, meanwhile, receive a bonus to spear throwing. You can guess who they’re supposed to represent.
LOL at introducing races that aren't playable. He doesn't even trust his fans to be racist enough to avoid these undesirable options...

and the swimming chart is impressively detailed:
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

"And yes, the whole thing is written in Papyrus."

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:49 am**

this is getting seriouisly crazy because Im actually a subscriber to Nerdarchy

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:25 pm**

varg should set up his own affirmative action steam (a la the bake sale stunt) and really blow this thing up

and fvbby why in the world would you subscribe to that? if you're not a tabletopper, I can't even imagine the point...

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:35 pm**

Necrometer wrote: why in the world would you subscribe to that?

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i have actually been running a homemade thing of 5e for like 10-11 sessions now intermittently when our groups work/life schedules will allow. its hard to nail it down consitently but its going good! and believe it or not.. i know those guys are seriously hard to look at but their videos, if you just listen, are really good.. they've grown on me. obviously i'm not watching everything they put out but every 4th or 5th video they break down how to think about something in a pretty useful way if you're running a game..

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:46 pm**

I just hadn't realized you were in the habit - it seems super useful

Posted: **Wed Jan 27, 2016 7:59 am**

his best video in a while

Posted: **Wed Feb 10, 2016 1:09 pm**

FVBTVS wrote:

his best video in a while

this gave me chills, actually - I was too busy sending it to other people to say that at the time, I guess

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Posted: **Sun Feb 14, 2016 6:16 pm**

LOLOOLOLOL

Posted: **Sun Feb 14, 2016 6:18 pm**

THE COMMENTS!!

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