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The Wheel of Time: Because Apparently

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 12:01 am
by The Real MPD


always liked Thom Merrilin, Matrim Cauthon, Loial, the Aiel, the Seanchan, the Forsaken, the Myrddraal and the Ways...

looking forward to finishing the entire fucking thing before Winds of Winter comes out and Game of Thones gets cancelled...

Re: The Wheel of Time: Because Apparently

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 12:03 am
by Necrometer
hey, you made a curse!

Re: The Wheel of Time: Because Apparently

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 12:22 am
by FVBTVS
i sent this to my friend last week because he's the only person i know who read all the books. he said it was the worst thing he'd ever seen..

Re: The Wheel of Time: Because Apparently

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 12:34 am
by The Real MPD
Necrometer wrote:hey, you made a curse!
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havent watched nor read all the books... :fonz:

Re: The Wheel of Time: Because Apparently

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 12:41 am
by bland ed
read up to and including winter's heart and only because i don't like starting stories and giving up but i hated those books, they suck so goddamn much, robert jordan can go fuck himself

Re: The Wheel of Time: Because Apparently

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 12:45 am
by bland ed
"Tom Doherty enjoyed The Eye of the World so much that he declared it would be the biggest fantasy series since Tolkien[citation needed] , "

go fuck yourself tom doherty

Re: The Wheel of Time: Because Apparently

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 12:46 am
by The Real MPD
the first six books crushed. i remember barely being able to slog through whichever book was published hardcover in 98.

looking forward to Rand al'Thor forever...

Re: The Wheel of Time: Because Apparently

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 12:48 am
by bland ed
"The Wheel of Time is notable for its length, its detailed imaginary world, its well-developed magic system,"

:wank: :wank: :wank:

Re: The Wheel of Time: Because Apparently

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 12:48 am
by The Real MPD
remember the neverending Perrin and Faile chapters?

so close...

Re: The Wheel of Time: Because Apparently

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 12:57 am
by Chad
FX has never really fucked up a show I can remember. not a walking dead fan, but my mom loves justified...

I'd give this shit a chance. I trust anyone who flagrantly rides a wave with aplomb

Re: The Wheel of Time: Because Apparently

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 1:03 am
by The Real MPD
FXX

dont worry Chad, this isnt a something thats going to be happening anytime soon.

The Americans is the best show on television.

Re: The Wheel of Time: Because Apparently

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 1:09 am
by Chad
I want a show to work small angles in a beautiful way...not watercooler fuckboy stuff for blogs and rates. wheel of time just might be the ticket

that jinx, robert durst doc first episode was really good, gonna watch 2nd tonight

Re: The Wheel of Time: Because Apparently

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 1:19 am
by The Real MPD
Chad wrote:I want a show to work small angles in a beautiful way...
The Americans is the best show on television.

Re: The Wheel of Time: Because Apparently

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:58 am
by nomb
Enjoyed the first 5-6 books then they started to suck. Then I realized they all sucked from the beginning.

No character development at all
Rand Al Thor is the absolute clichee of the troubled fantasy protagonist
All characters are basically caricatures
I feel like Robert Jordan let too much of his Christian beliefs seep into the books
there's so much more

Re: The Wheel of Time: Because Apparently

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:37 am
by Cascade Whore
Finally! A thread I give even less a fuck about than the sports ones .

Re: The Wheel of Time: Because Apparently

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 1:39 am
by The Real MPD
been riding high on how shit plays out for weeks now.

Brandon Sanderson, seriously, motherfucker breathed new life into the series.

smallest of small gripes, how Davram Bashere was treated and how little Thom factored into the finale...

AND

how Sanderson couldn't quite find a proper voice when it came to Aviendha.
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lol'd at Moghedien's fate

Re: The Wheel of Time: Because Apparently

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 7:22 am
by Honky Kong 64
nomb wrote:Then I realized they all sucked from the beginning.
NOPE

Re: The Wheel of Time: Because Apparently

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:11 am
by The Real MPD

Re: The Wheel of Time: Because Apparently

Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2021 9:39 pm
by MPD
this show....

they're trying to cover so many bases!

Re: The Wheel of Time: Because Apparently

Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2021 10:51 pm
by MPD
this isn't bad!

Re: The Wheel of Time: Because Apparently

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2021 1:21 pm
by Honky Kong 64
Been meaning to give this a go. Still on book 11 lol

Re: The Wheel of Time: Because Apparently

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2021 8:56 pm
by MPD
its turning into a bit of a head scratcher.

I doubt this goes beyond a second season.

Re: The Wheel of Time: Because Apparently

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2021 8:58 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Just wait for that lord of the rings b u l l s h i t

you'll beg for this to return and save you

Re: The Wheel of Time: Because Apparently

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2021 9:24 pm
by MPD
shut up James.

no one actually believes any of this years-too-late hundreds of millions of dollars worth of bullshit is going to land with anything other than a popcorn fart thud.

Re: The Wheel of Time: Because Apparently

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2021 9:41 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Then why should i shut up? You're gay