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Fri Jul 31, 2015 10:03 am

Dear Winner,
This is to inform you that you have been selected for a prize of a brand new 2015 Model BMW 7 Series Car and a Check of $1,985,000.00 USD from the international balloting programs held on the 15th of June 2015 in the UNITED STATE OF AMERICA.
Description of prize vehicle;
Model: 530iA Color (exterior): Metallic White Mileage: 5 Transmission: Automatic 6 Speed
Options: Cold weather package, premium package, fold down rear seats w/ski bag, am fm stereo with single in dash compact disc player.
The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection system (ESS) from a database of over 180,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world which you were selected. The BMW Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also Licensed by the International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). To begin the processing of our prize you are to contact our fiduciary claims department for more information as regards procedures to the claim of your prize.
Name: Mr. Charles Moses
Email: charlemoses70@gmail.com
Contact him by providing him with your secret pin code Number BMW:2651256013/23, You are also advised to provide him with the under listed information as soon as possible:
1. Name In Full :
2. Residential Address :
3. Nationality :
4. Age :
5. Sex
6. Occupation :
7. Direct Phone :
8. Present Country :
9. Email address :
10. Pin code Number:
Please you are to provide him with the above listed details as soon as possible so he can begin with the processing of your prize winnings.
Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Mrs. Maria White.
System Administrator Official
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pls u r to provide him pls
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Fri Jul 31, 2015 10:44 am

secret pin code number is the fucking best :lol:
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oh hai, long time no post. got this gem in my work inbox the other day
From: williamsjones101@gmail.com [mailto:williamsjones101@gmail.com]
Sent: Friday, June 26, 2015 9:08 AM

Attn; My Dear

This is to inform you that your name appeared among the list not yet received there compensation payment approved by United Nation in your favor. This is to notify you that your payment has been re approved and and it will be paid via cash delivery to avoid any further delays. However your Consignment Package of US$2.5M being your compensation payment due to your inability to claim your already approved winning payment. Your fund has been secretly packed inside consignment , sealed inside package and deposited with AKTION Diplomatic Courier Company LONDON UK which will be delivered to your home address, Forward your details below for your fund package delivery

1. Your full name..
2. Address where you will like it to be delivered 5. Attached / scanned copy of any identification 6.Telephone number.....
Reference number; UN/001/PTF/9876/2013

Contact Dr. RICHARD BROWN --DIRECTOR IN CHARGE OF YOUR DELIVERY E Mail; aktion.diplomaticcourier112@outlook.com
TEL; +447902990466

This package delivery is to enable you receive your payment via cash payment to avoid any bank process and tax anymore.


seems legit
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Fri Jul 31, 2015 7:22 pm

kickpuncher wrote: your Consignment Package of US$2.5M being your compensation payment due to your inability to claim your already approved winning payment.
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Fri Jul 31, 2015 7:24 pm

i know its 2015 and this has been going on since forever but since ive been checking my hotmail more ive really developed a fondness for the labrynthian verbal logic of this stuff
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Fri Jul 31, 2015 7:25 pm

is 2ish millions the suckers sweet spot?>?
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i also like that this must have been a couple drafts later since they omitted requirements 3 and 4 somewhere along the line... also
yes, officer :betternotstartanyshit:
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Tue Aug 04, 2015 5:25 pm

I am Mrs. Suzanne Abdullah from Malta and Married to a Muslim, Late Abdullah Zakir from Dubai, United Arab Emirates. I am a 59 years old Widow, Suffering from Breast Cancer Long time of the Entire Which has eventually spread though my body . From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I will not live more than 2 months according to my doctors. This is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage and I need your ASSISTANCE and trust.

My late husband died earlier 2013, from Heart attack, and during the period of our Marriage we could not produce any child. My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his business and wealth. The doctor has advised me that I will not live for more than 2 months, so I have now decided to spread all my wealth to contribute mainly to the development of CHARITY in Middle East, Africa, America, Asia, Europe, etc. I am sorry if you are embarrassed by my mail and if for any reason you find this mail offensive, please you can ignore it and please accept my apology.

Before my late husband died he deposited the sum of Eighteen million, Two Hundred Thousand United States dollars ($ Million) to my favor and in my name with the Bank some years ago because he love me so much, I want to WILL the total funds to you which I want you to distribute part of it for CHARITY to your country, so that when I die my soul can rest in peace. The funds will be entirely in your hands and management. I hope God gives you the wisdom to touch many lives that is my main concerned; 30% of the funds will be for your service and effort, while 70% goes to charities PROJECT.

Please contact me via e-mail Because the doctor has stopped me from receiving and making calls due to my health condition.

I look forward to your respond and co-operation toward this great CHARITY work.

Truly Yours,
Mrs. Suzanne Abdullah.
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Fri Aug 07, 2015 8:41 pm

best I got...

it's a response to a "found puppy" post I put on CL
good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning
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Sat Aug 08, 2015 5:30 am

Every single word of that is absolute gold
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Tue Feb 02, 2016 12:26 pm

i've been going back and forth with a scammer because they sent me unsolicited pics the other day and she had a nice ass. i think they think they've got a live one
From: judith466@hotmail.com
Subject: Hello

Hello dear

Am Miss judith by name and i saw your profile on face book and decided to contact you for friendship if you are interested reply back on my email thanks and bye.
fvbth wrote:yes



My Dearest,
I am more than happy in your reply to my mail.How was your
day? Mine is a little bit cold over here in Dakar Senegal.My full name is
Judith Wendi from South Sudan in Africa 23 years of age, 5.3ft tall,
dark in complexion,(never married before )and presently i am residing
in the refugee camp here in Dakar as a result of the civil war that was
fought in my country.My late father late General George Wendi was the personal
adviser to the former head of state before the rebels attacked our
house one early morning and killed my mother and my father in cold .it
was only me that is alive now and i am writing you from Republic of Senegal where i have been residing in a refugee home,after the brutal murder of my parents during the political crisis in my country South Sudan some years ago. i hope you will still respond to me after hearing all this because i know,a lot of people do not like hearing matters like this, but i guess i have to be real open to whom ever will have to be my friend,

I would like to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes.I will
tell you more about myself in my next mail.Attached here is my picture
Hoping to hear from you soonest

I remain yours friend
fvbthhh wrote: cool!!! send more pixxx, my dearest

My Dear
Thanks for your mail.I am more than happy in your reply to my mail.
How are you today together with your health which is the most important thing to me? My day is very boring over here in Dakar Senegal refugee camp i find it hard to go out because we are not allowed to do so,but i thank God for the Reverend Albert Henry who was the co-coordinator of (Church of Christ). He has been very good to me since i came here but was not living with him, l am living in the Women hostel. The Reverend Father Telephone number is (+221-76-39-98-536) when you want to hear my voice, call his phone number and tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me to answer your call.

Please listen to this I opened my late father's briefcase and found out the documents which he have deposited huge amount of money in bank with my name as the next of kin. I wanted to withdraw the money so that I can start a better life and take care of myself. But i was made to understand by the branch manager of the Bank whom I contacted told me that my father's instruction to the bank was that the money will be release to me only when i am married or present a trustee who will help me and invest the money overseas.

Though you may wonder why i am so soon revealing myself to you without knowing you, well, I will say that my mind convinced me that you may be the true person to help me. More so, I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my condition here is very critical. The amount in question is $4.5(Four Million Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars). and I have confirmed from the bank and I have the death certificate of my father which I also showed to the bank manager.You will also help me to place the money in a more profitable business venture in your Country. However, you will help by recommending a nice University in your country so that I can complete my studies because i was a law student but I only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place.

It is my intention to compensate you with 20% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. As soon as I receive your interest in helping me, I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. Please do keep this only to your self.

I beg you not to disclose it till i come over and the reverend father Albert Henry was the only one who knows about my problems and all and he have prophesy to me that the way GOD will send some one to help me might be a dream to me true and i hope you will be the answer. i also want to let you know that My favorite language is English, Meanwhile I will like you to call me like I said i have a lot to tell you.

I need your information such as:
Full Name........
Phone Number....

l hope to hear from you soonest.
i still remain yours forever friend
Miss Judith.
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Tue Feb 02, 2016 1:14 pm

a variation on the united nations angle
Mr. Ban Ki-Moon <unhdhgdgt@telemart12.gdk.mx>

to Recipients
AMOUNT ; $3 Million USD.

Happy new year, Hope all is well with you and your family, You may not
understand why this mail came to you.

United Nation have been having a meeting for the past 3 months which ended
28th, December 2015 with the World Bank President Mr.Jim Yong Kim and the
USA Secretary of State Mr. John Kerry.

This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the
world, and the people that have lost their properties in the earthquakes
and tsunami United Nations and World Bank have agreed to compensate them
with the sum of $USD3 Million (Three Million United States Dollars) each,
this includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their
contract sum and people that have had an unfinished transaction or
international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc.

Your name and email was in the list submitted by our Monitoring Team of
Economic and Financial Crime Commission observers and this is why we are
contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed. You are
advised to contact Mr. Nnamdi J. Okonkwo of FIDELITY BANK, as he is our
representative, contact him immediately for your check/International Bank
Draft of $USD3 Million (Three Million United States Dollars) This funds
are in a Bank Draft for security purpose so he will send it to you and you
can clear it in any bank of your choice. Therefore, you should send him
your full Name and telephone number with your correct mailing address,
where you want him to send the Draft to you.

Contact Mr. Nnamdi J. Okonkwo immediately for your Check:
E-MAIL: fidelitybankplc.01@qq.com

Good-luck and kind regards,
Mr. Ban Ki-Moon
UN making the world a better place
don't know how this asshole found out my legal name
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