a thread for yer junk mail scams

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FVBTVS
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Fri Jul 31, 2015 10:03 am

Dear Winner,
This is to inform you that you have been selected for a prize of a brand new 2015 Model BMW 7 Series Car and a Check of $1,985,000.00 USD from the international balloting programs held on the 15th of June 2015 in the UNITED STATE OF AMERICA.
Description of prize vehicle;
Model: 530iA Color (exterior): Metallic White Mileage: 5 Transmission: Automatic 6 Speed
Options: Cold weather package, premium package, fold down rear seats w/ski bag, am fm stereo with single in dash compact disc player.
The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection system (ESS) from a database of over 180,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world which you were selected. The BMW Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also Licensed by the International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). To begin the processing of our prize you are to contact our fiduciary claims department for more information as regards procedures to the claim of your prize.
Name: Mr. Charles Moses
Email: [email protected]
Contact him by providing him with your secret pin code Number BMW:2651256013/23, You are also advised to provide him with the under listed information as soon as possible:
1. Name In Full :
2. Residential Address :
3. Nationality :
4. Age :
5. Sex
6. Occupation :
7. Direct Phone :
8. Present Country :
9. Email address :
10. Pin code Number:
Please you are to provide him with the above listed details as soon as possible so he can begin with the processing of your prize winnings.
Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Mrs. Maria White.
System Administrator Official
BMW AUTOMOBILE LOTTERY DEPARTMENT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Last edited by FVBTVS on Fri Jul 31, 2015 10:04 am, edited 1 time in total.

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Fri Jul 31, 2015 10:03 am

pls u r to provide him pls

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Fri Jul 31, 2015 10:44 am

secret pin code number is the fucking best :lol:
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Fri Jul 31, 2015 7:04 pm

oh hai, long time no post. got this gem in my work inbox the other day
From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Friday, June 26, 2015 9:08 AM
Subject: DELIVERY UPDATE

Attn; My Dear

This is to inform you that your name appeared among the list not yet received there compensation payment approved by United Nation in your favor. This is to notify you that your payment has been re approved and and it will be paid via cash delivery to avoid any further delays. However your Consignment Package of US$2.5M being your compensation payment due to your inability to claim your already approved winning payment. Your fund has been secretly packed inside consignment , sealed inside package and deposited with AKTION Diplomatic Courier Company LONDON UK which will be delivered to your home address, Forward your details below for your fund package delivery

1. Your full name..
2. Address where you will like it to be delivered 5. Attached / scanned copy of any identification 6.Telephone number.....
Reference number; UN/001/PTF/9876/2013

Contact Dr. RICHARD BROWN --DIRECTOR IN CHARGE OF YOUR DELIVERY E Mail; [email protected]
TEL; +447902990466

This package delivery is to enable you receive your payment via cash payment to avoid any bank process and tax anymore.

Thanks,
BARR WILLIAMS JONES
DIRECTOR UN DEBT RECONCILIATION DEPARTMENT LONDON UNITED KINGDOM

N/B; BE INFORMED THEY ARE NOT AWARE IT CONTAINS CASH,IT WAS REGISTERED AS FABRICS DELIVERY.SO DON'T ALLOW THEM TO KNOW ABOUT THE SECRET CONTENT OF THE PACKAGE OK UNTIL YOU RECEIVE IT.
seems legit

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Fri Jul 31, 2015 7:22 pm

kickpuncher wrote: your Consignment Package of US$2.5M being your compensation payment due to your inability to claim your already approved winning payment.
:what:

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Fri Jul 31, 2015 7:24 pm

i know its 2015 and this has been going on since forever but since ive been checking my hotmail more ive really developed a fondness for the labrynthian verbal logic of this stuff

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Fri Jul 31, 2015 7:25 pm

is 2ish millions the suckers sweet spot?>?

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Fri Jul 31, 2015 7:26 pm

"thanks"

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Sat Aug 01, 2015 5:58 am

i also like that this must have been a couple drafts later since they omitted requirements 3 and 4 somewhere along the line... also
DON'T ALLOW THEM TO KNOW ABOUT THE SECRET CONTENT OF THE PACKAGE OK UNTIL YOU RECEIVE IT
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Tue Aug 04, 2015 5:25 pm

I am Mrs. Suzanne Abdullah from Malta and Married to a Muslim, Late Abdullah Zakir from Dubai, United Arab Emirates. I am a 59 years old Widow, Suffering from Breast Cancer Long time of the Entire Which has eventually spread though my body . From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I will not live more than 2 months according to my doctors. This is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage and I need your ASSISTANCE and trust.

My late husband died earlier 2013, from Heart attack, and during the period of our Marriage we could not produce any child. My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his business and wealth. The doctor has advised me that I will not live for more than 2 months, so I have now decided to spread all my wealth to contribute mainly to the development of CHARITY in Middle East, Africa, America, Asia, Europe, etc. I am sorry if you are embarrassed by my mail and if for any reason you find this mail offensive, please you can ignore it and please accept my apology.

Before my late husband died he deposited the sum of Eighteen million, Two Hundred Thousand United States dollars ($ 18.200.000.00 Million) to my favor and in my name with the Bank some years ago because he love me so much, I want to WILL the total funds to you which I want you to distribute part of it for CHARITY to your country, so that when I die my soul can rest in peace. The funds will be entirely in your hands and management. I hope God gives you the wisdom to touch many lives that is my main concerned; 30% of the funds will be for your service and effort, while 70% goes to charities PROJECT.

Please contact me via e-mail Because the doctor has stopped me from receiving and making calls due to my health condition.

I look forward to your respond and co-operation toward this great CHARITY work.

Truly Yours,
Mrs. Suzanne Abdullah.

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Fri Aug 07, 2015 8:41 pm

best I got...

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it's a response to a "found puppy" post I put on CL
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good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning

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Sat Aug 08, 2015 5:30 am

Every single word of that is absolute gold

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Tue Feb 02, 2016 12:26 pm

i've been going back and forth with a scammer because they sent me unsolicited pics the other day and she had a nice ass. i think they think they've got a live one
From: [email protected]
Subject: Hello


Hello dear

Am Miss judith by name and i saw your profile on face book and decided to contact you for friendship if you are interested reply back on my email thanks and bye.
fvbth wrote:yes

Subject: I WILL LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU

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My Dearest,
I am more than happy in your reply to my mail.How was your
day? Mine is a little bit cold over here in Dakar Senegal.My full name is
Judith Wendi from South Sudan in Africa 23 years of age, 5.3ft tall,
dark in complexion,(never married before )and presently i am residing
in the refugee camp here in Dakar as a result of the civil war that was
fought in my country.My late father late General George Wendi was the personal
adviser to the former head of state before the rebels attacked our
house one early morning and killed my mother and my father in cold .it
was only me that is alive now and i am writing you from Republic of Senegal where i have been residing in a refugee home,after the brutal murder of my parents during the political crisis in my country South Sudan some years ago. i hope you will still respond to me after hearing all this because i know,a lot of people do not like hearing matters like this, but i guess i have to be real open to whom ever will have to be my friend,

I would like to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes.I will
tell you more about myself in my next mail.Attached here is my picture
Hoping to hear from you soonest

I remain yours friend
Judith.
fvbthhh wrote: cool!!! send more pixxx, my dearest
Subject: ALL ABOUT ME WITH LOVE AND TRUST

My Dear
Thanks for your mail.I am more than happy in your reply to my mail.
How are you today together with your health which is the most important thing to me? My day is very boring over here in Dakar Senegal refugee camp i find it hard to go out because we are not allowed to do so,but i thank God for the Reverend Albert Henry who was the co-coordinator of (Church of Christ). He has been very good to me since i came here but was not living with him, l am living in the Women hostel. The Reverend Father Telephone number is (+221-76-39-98-536) when you want to hear my voice, call his phone number and tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me to answer your call.

Please listen to this I opened my late father's briefcase and found out the documents which he have deposited huge amount of money in bank with my name as the next of kin. I wanted to withdraw the money so that I can start a better life and take care of myself. But i was made to understand by the branch manager of the Bank whom I contacted told me that my father's instruction to the bank was that the money will be release to me only when i am married or present a trustee who will help me and invest the money overseas.

Though you may wonder why i am so soon revealing myself to you without knowing you, well, I will say that my mind convinced me that you may be the true person to help me. More so, I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my condition here is very critical. The amount in question is $4.5(Four Million Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars). and I have confirmed from the bank and I have the death certificate of my father which I also showed to the bank manager.You will also help me to place the money in a more profitable business venture in your Country. However, you will help by recommending a nice University in your country so that I can complete my studies because i was a law student but I only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place.

It is my intention to compensate you with 20% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. As soon as I receive your interest in helping me, I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. Please do keep this only to your self.

I beg you not to disclose it till i come over and the reverend father Albert Henry was the only one who knows about my problems and all and he have prophesy to me that the way GOD will send some one to help me might be a dream to me true and i hope you will be the answer. i also want to let you know that My favorite language is English, Meanwhile I will like you to call me like I said i have a lot to tell you.


I need your information such as:
Full Name........
Address.......
Phone Number....

l hope to hear from you soonest.
i still remain yours forever friend
Miss Judith.
:mastoman:

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Tue Feb 02, 2016 1:14 pm

a variation on the united nations angle
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Mr. Ban Ki-Moon <[email protected]>

to Recipients
UN COMPENSATIONS PAYMENTS UNIT.
REF/PAYMENTS CODE: 03354.
AMOUNT ; $3 Million USD.


Happy new year, Hope all is well with you and your family, You may not
understand why this mail came to you.

United Nation have been having a meeting for the past 3 months which ended
28th, December 2015 with the World Bank President Mr.Jim Yong Kim and the
USA Secretary of State Mr. John Kerry.

This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the
world, and the people that have lost their properties in the earthquakes
and tsunami United Nations and World Bank have agreed to compensate them
with the sum of $USD3 Million (Three Million United States Dollars) each,
this includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their
contract sum and people that have had an unfinished transaction or
international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc.

Your name and email was in the list submitted by our Monitoring Team of
Economic and Financial Crime Commission observers and this is why we are
contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed. You are
advised to contact Mr. Nnamdi J. Okonkwo of FIDELITY BANK, as he is our
representative, contact him immediately for your check/International Bank
Draft of $USD3 Million (Three Million United States Dollars) This funds
are in a Bank Draft for security purpose so he will send it to you and you
can clear it in any bank of your choice. Therefore, you should send him
your full Name and telephone number with your correct mailing address,
where you want him to send the Draft to you.

Contact Mr. Nnamdi J. Okonkwo immediately for your Check:
E-MAIL: [email protected]


Good-luck and kind regards,
Mr. Ban Ki-Moon
Secretary (UNITED NATIONS).
UN making the world a better place
http://www.un.org/sg/
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FVBTVS wrote:i've been going back and forth with a scammer because they sent me unsolicited pics the other day and she had a nice ass. i think they think they've got a live one
From: [email protected]
Subject: Hello


Hello dear

Am Miss judith by name and i saw your profile on face book and decided to contact you for friendship if you are interested reply back on my email thanks and bye.
fvbth wrote:yes

Subject: I WILL LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU

Image

My Dearest,
I am more than happy in your reply to my mail.How was your
day? Mine is a little bit cold over here in Dakar Senegal.My full name is
Judith Wendi from South Sudan in Africa 23 years of age, 5.3ft tall,
dark in complexion,(never married before )and presently i am residing
in the refugee camp here in Dakar as a result of the civil war that was
fought in my country.My late father late General George Wendi was the personal
adviser to the former head of state before the rebels attacked our
house one early morning and killed my mother and my father in cold .it
was only me that is alive now and i am writing you from Republic of Senegal where i have been residing in a refugee home,after the brutal murder of my parents during the political crisis in my country South Sudan some years ago. i hope you will still respond to me after hearing all this because i know,a lot of people do not like hearing matters like this, but i guess i have to be real open to whom ever will have to be my friend,

I would like to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes.I will
tell you more about myself in my next mail.Attached here is my picture
Hoping to hear from you soonest

I remain yours friend
Judith.
fvbthhh wrote: cool!!! send more pixxx, my dearest
Subject: ALL ABOUT ME WITH LOVE AND TRUST

My Dear
Thanks for your mail.I am more than happy in your reply to my mail.
How are you today together with your health which is the most important thing to me? My day is very boring over here in Dakar Senegal refugee camp i find it hard to go out because we are not allowed to do so,but i thank God for the Reverend Albert Henry who was the co-coordinator of (Church of Christ). He has been very good to me since i came here but was not living with him, l am living in the Women hostel. The Reverend Father Telephone number is (+221-76-39-98-536) when you want to hear my voice, call his phone number and tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me to answer your call.

Please listen to this I opened my late father's briefcase and found out the documents which he have deposited huge amount of money in bank with my name as the next of kin. I wanted to withdraw the money so that I can start a better life and take care of myself. But i was made to understand by the branch manager of the Bank whom I contacted told me that my father's instruction to the bank was that the money will be release to me only when i am married or present a trustee who will help me and invest the money overseas.

Though you may wonder why i am so soon revealing myself to you without knowing you, well, I will say that my mind convinced me that you may be the true person to help me. More so, I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my condition here is very critical. The amount in question is $4.5(Four Million Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars). and I have confirmed from the bank and I have the death certificate of my father which I also showed to the bank manager.You will also help me to place the money in a more profitable business venture in your Country. However, you will help by recommending a nice University in your country so that I can complete my studies because i was a law student but I only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place.

It is my intention to compensate you with 20% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. As soon as I receive your interest in helping me, I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. Please do keep this only to your self.

I beg you not to disclose it till i come over and the reverend father Albert Henry was the only one who knows about my problems and all and he have prophesy to me that the way GOD will send some one to help me might be a dream to me true and i hope you will be the answer. i also want to let you know that My favorite language is English, Meanwhile I will like you to call me like I said i have a lot to tell you.


I need your information such as:
Full Name........
Address.......
Phone Number....

l hope to hear from you soonest.
i still remain yours forever friend
Miss Judith.
:mastoman:
Get her to send more pictures
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Thu Feb 18, 2016 2:01 pm

BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been? In case u dont know who this is its ME Remy.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3 cousins too but i cant chill with them lol.. I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and take me out so u better be around bebe... we only chatted a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt tell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im 23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named BOO and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt.. I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there.. do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play with myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol.. ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room... if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move.. also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo Remy
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Thu Feb 18, 2016 2:17 pm

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Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:34 am

Hello Good Friend,


I am Mr. Morris Richard, Account manager I need your service in a confidential matter regarding the transfer of the amount is $27M-USD (Twenty Seven Million United State Dollars) An engineer with shell petroluem , died without naming a legal next of kin to his funds in my bank.


The amount is $27M (Twenty Seven Million United State Dollars) and the Es cheat date is approching as i need your approval to receive the funds.


Further details will be given upon your reply. Below is my personal contact details for our further communication.


Send your reply to my private email address ( Email: [email protected]) with your full contact details and i will get back to you.



Thanks.

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Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:36 pm

I sometimes get one saying how horny they are and want to blow me because my facebook pics made them wet or something ridiculous. They have hot pics at a .ru web address. Will post the next one.

Judith's ass. :mastoman:
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Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:41 pm

Hi, My name is Mr. Chris, Bank director here in London. There is a sum of 45 Million dollars deposited since 2006. I have tried to trace any member of his family so that they will come and claim this money but I could not locate his family members. According to the British Law, if the account remain dormant for a complete period of ten years, the money will be recovered by the British Government as an abandoned funds. Now, I am contacting you for you to stand as his relative or business partner since you are a Korean Citizen. You and me will share the money equal after claim, 50/50%. I will give you more details after hearing from you. Please for security reason, reply me only on my private Gmail address at([email protected]) I am waiting for your reply. Mr. Chris.

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Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:52 pm

:lol:

Fvbtvs는 한국 사람이에요? "My private gmail" address got me.
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Thu Apr 28, 2016 1:16 pm

Mr Chris Bank Director here in London :lol:

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