TRUMP FIRED! TRUMP FIRED! TRUMP FIRED!

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word of caution on grand juries: agents of the state are the ones most likely to avoid further prosecution; and those odds presented aren't compatible with such state actors, because it's exceedingly rare for those cases to reach a grand jury given oddly-consistent prosecutorial discretion in not fucking over a person that can potentially damage you politically or otherwise. the overwhelming majority of no true bills come back against state actors (cops, generally), but a staggering minority of grand juries are convened in context of state action

just a bit of context

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http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/20 ... idiot.html

....bwahahaha. private Trump might actually be dumber than public Trump?!

I actually hadn't read this stuff in depth before, and this is a great summary (background unneeded thanks to doomyd's efforts!) ... what the FUCK is it like inside this guy's brain? just some soggy chicken mcnuggets sloshing around in a vat of tepid, flat diet coke?

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it's kinda pointless "a-ha gotcha" consistency policing shit that trump takes so much vacation time and golfs so much, because honestly, that's the one thing i can tolerate about the guy; fuckin eisenhower played enough golf to be a semi-pro while in office.

while mueller's role has put a lot of fuel in the conspiracist ramblings of dullards like louise mensch, the narrative that has emerged among that set is entirely backwards: homeboy's operation was masterful and clandestine in manipulating an entire election with only inferential evidence of it occurring, but also constantly shits their pants in public about basic stuff that completely undercuts them and, in many situations, led to actual consequences. it's the 9/11 was an inside job of political intrigue: savvy enough to orchestrate the whole thing, but inept enough to leave little dumbass scavenger hunt clues along the way

can't wait for universal heat death so this can all end permanently

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as I know you know, the bulk of the vacation GOTCHAing is because he was so relentless about Obama's golf, and he overpromised so hard about his work ethic

same as DRUMPF being funny and appropriate without making me into a xenophobe all of a sudden

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but it's so pointless is the issue; it's like people focusing on his ongoing statements about, like, how many people went to his campaign events. who remotely even gives one genuine eightieth of a shit about that in particular? independent of him being a serial and casual liar, that is. and it's not like the golf or the turnout lies lay the groundwork for his insincerity or duplicitousness; it's just extracurricular tut-tutting.

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i dont think louise is so much a dullard really. she's a full on troll who took up the 'resist' program as a mask to smear everyone who follows her. the level of comic book spy novel bs she's peddling is deliberately over the cliff and thats the entire point.

she's probably 41% crazy bitch but the rest is all fox

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i think she's a dullard because her writhing defenses of her own made-up nonsense are actually kind of disjointed and nonsensical; like how cernovich is just as stupid on the alt-right; but both of their conclusions aren't driven by sheer stupidity as they are craven grifting, where the stupidity is a seasoning

mensch, more than anything, craves relevance i think, and saw the overcrowded right insanosphere as too difficult to navigate to prominence; the let's-write-fanfic-about-hillary-having-won-the-election set was desperate for shitbergs like her and garland

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right but you're agreeing that she's making shit up whole clothe to rile up people she hates and wants to destroy.. right? garland is a lefty and louise is probably more a mini-milo than anything

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I feel so safe knowing our Commander in Chief has no idea how to handle classified information.

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right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V4tOswqFGo

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right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V4tOswqFGo

It's good to know that however far my life feels like it's sliding down the tubes at any give moment that this is the kind of person who has power and money.......actually that makes me feel a lot worse. I better unload my 12 gauge before I stick it in my mouth.

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right but you're agreeing that she's making shit up whole clothe to rile up people she hates and wants to destroy.. right? garland is a lefty and louise is probably more a mini-milo than anything

i'm not 100% convinced it's a long con troll, but a long con... con. like, i know her background and closeness with the news corp media enterprise, but i also know that she would be an also-also-also-ran in the new media right; like, milo occupied rarefied air that otherwise lacks an archetype in the american political right, but fox has stables of moderately attractive women willing to say "let's make being muslim a ticketable offense" on tv for a paycheck. her (possible-going-on-probable) actual hatred of people that got hillary tattoos isn't a motive force, just a coincidental one

basically her best-case end game is this: trump gets impeached; she can bellow about how she called impeachment months ago, glossing over the shit like scotus sending out seal team 6 to arrest donald trump jr. on the toilet; she's suddenly hired again by some legacy media company as a political contributor until the end of time

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tiki torches, obviously

for alt right reasonz

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[MeatGrease]

https://video.fsnc1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t ... e=598ECFFB

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Fucking tiki torches

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[hipster holocaust]

On the way home they blasted race music and enjoyed some nice BBQ.

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https://twitter.com/letsgomathias/statu ... 3050634240

this kiiiinda gave me a chuckle

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i cant stop laughing at this. i seriously hope whoever took this wins a Pulitzer or some other prestigious jewish cuck award

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https://video.fsnc1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t ... e=598ECFFB

I clicked this earlier and the vid played but I couldn't listen at the time - what was this person talking about?

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upset that there werent enough counter protestors at first. its cringey but of course meatgrease posted it first. his entire life is predicated on some cringey weirdos reaction to his politics and literally nothing else

kind of a beautifully ironic and elegant post tbh. didn't want to disturb it