TRUMP FIRED! TRUMP FIRED! TRUMP FIRED!

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(the sofa artifact from the photoshopping!!!)

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There's no way we'll get into any more debt with a tax cut coinciding with a war and a wall.

We just need to cut off those welfare queens!! The minimum wage is sure hurting my ability to get a job. You can’t have guns and butter. One of us one of us.

* insert joke about me already having butter tits.

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Sean Hannity Is Named as Michael Cohen’s Client

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I am sure Cohen can get jay sekulow pro bono or Ty Cobb in payment of mustache wax. Or maybe john Dowd.

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https://www.yahoo.com/amphtml/finance/n ... 52228.html

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https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/201 ... hen-pardon

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holy mountain melania is pretty cool

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oh you mean scarface melania?



him failing to GRAB HER BY THE hand is kinda satisfying

imagine the barron's inner life

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made this on my phone

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3 hands

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watch just the last 90 seconds or so

they hang up on him

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He sounds like my 87 year old German grandmother when she goes off on one of her unstoppable tangential rants. Steve Doocy seems like the type that will one day be off Fox and doing confessional type interviews about how ashamed he was of himself. Kilmeade is a worthless lump. Ainsley I can picture doing things for the right amount of money or drugs that would gross out Annette Schwarz.

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watch just the last 90 seconds or so

they hang up on him

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https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/05/01/opin ... index.html

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rudy giuliani going on fox news and completely fucking over trump

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I guess we're not talking about Michelle Wolf, but I did want to say one thing. It fascinates me to no end how the version of events where she insulted Huckabee Sanders' looks has somehow taken on a life of its own and people are treating it as though it actually happened. There's readily available video of Wolf's entire performance everywhere, and anyone who cares to can check out what she actually said, but apparently facts literally don't matter anymore. And I wonder how much of that has to do with the fact that she attacked the press far more viciously than she did Trump or any of his cronies.

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I guess we're not talking about Michelle Wolf, but I did want to say one thing. It fascinates me to no end how the version of events where she insulted Huckabee Sanders' looks has somehow taken on a life of its own and people are treating it as though it actually happened. There's readily available video of Wolf's entire performance everywhere, and anyone who cares to can check out what she actually said, but apparently facts literally don't matter anymore. And I wonder how much of that has to do with the fact that she attacked the press far more viciously than she did Trump or any of his cronies.

I like how everyone was laughing then all the air was instantly sucked out of the room when she started shitting on the media and their parasitic relationship with trump.

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mike - my bubble has no backlash, just the meta-backlash

although when initially searching for a link to a video of her set, the first embed I found was in an article whose headline claimed she was "unfunny" that night. the video immediately demonstrated that she crushed, so how can we even trust the delusional dummies complaining about her?

mitch mcconnell's neck getting circumcised

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I already loved Michelle Wolf after her latest special, but now I extra love her.

Everyone was furious at Colbert after his Correspondent’s Dinner performance as well. Didn’t seem to have a big impact on the trajectory of his career.

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there were exactly two types of people worked up over wolf's material

a.) chuds that haven't spent time enough with a PrOpEr MoDeRn WoMyN to know a makeup joke when they hear it; and
2.) media dipshits that took such personal offense at the suggestion that they're spineless self-interested heaps that they projected their own insecurities onto the other people roasted

[insert clap emojis] you can't bully people that embody the executive branch

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