TRUMP FIRED! TRUMP FIRED! TRUMP FIRED!

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Is that going to be hard when we get to be that old?

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we're in Hell

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we're in an alternate timeline

[Eight Bit Alien]

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nice outfit fuck nuts

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https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/holoc ... ki-newman/

Awesome trilby!

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Of course he has a cool hat

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that line is referenced often when my nieces urgently try and get out of their kid clothes

back on topic:


so much pleasure in celebrating that a septuagenarian is bald and fat

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i still dont understand the man's hair situation at all

and that nightmare loop only raises more questions than it answers

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the wife is a professional hair stylist; she's very much confused by that man's head

best hypothesis is that it's a very complicated application of the traditional comb-the-side-over approach, involving several directional changes held in place with ample product; so basically he's got what would be a skullet if it came off the back, but it's on both sides

if he were just bic bald, he'd look like lex luthor with worse skin; i say go for it, at least we'd respect the choice

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I mean... I think his rape-inducing surgery amounted to taking the center part of his scalp and just flipping it 180° - so the receding hairline zone is now next to his neck instead of his forehead. it all makes sense through that lens!

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if he were just bic bald, he'd look like lex luthor with worse skin; i say go for it, at least we'd respect the choice

I would say then he'd have more money/less distraction to go toward a somewhat decent dermatologist, but then he'd just probably go to whichever quack guy that would make his skin look the most gold. Still supported.

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https://theintercept.com/2018/02/09/don ... ection-nsa

yo

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http://www.newsweek.com/kellyanne-conwa ... ump-800359


Too....

...many...

.....jokes

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New Mexico. Holy shit dude. Are you kidding me?

West Virginia is poor as fuck. It also has the lowest crime rate in the nation. So I guess we can toss out poverty = crime

So white people can be poor too? I though this was about who "makes the country run" or what ever fucking brain burp you floated. If you're sucking up federal tax dollars you're not a "giver"

So if blacks are in high crime areas (not to mention a whole shit load of problematic things in the way crime stastical are reported) would you say they are inherently crime prone? Almost like it's in their genes? Why don't you just say what you really want to say?

Ok dum dum, I'll play stupid this once. Since west virginia is both one of the poorest and the least crime ridden States in the Union, we can throw out that poverty = crime garbage. Whatevers rattling around that softened brain of yours, see if it can tell me why that is. Bonus points if you can do it without blaming white people

https://www.justthinktwice.gov/westvirginia/facts


I assume you're familiar with the term "up yours"?

[Foot Foot]

Smegma Cabinet

Trump campaign co-chair gets 20 years for sexual abuse and trafficking teens

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stormy daniels is pretty

[Glub]

I haven't seen Meatgrease on here in a bit.
Maybe his family got together and expressed to him what an absolutely pathetic disappointment he is and, in a rare display of decency, he decided to end things.

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It is Valentine's day. Maybe he's out pumping thick white ropes of oaky Nordic seed deep inside the womb of someone's squealing niece? And then that guy wakes up in the middle of the night with this bizarre, unsettling phantom-feeling that his brother's daughter just got fucked and he has nobody to talk to about it, because how the hell do you even bring that up in conversation

How did you sleep hon?
FINE. I slept FINE thank you.

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this is one of the funniest things ive ever seen in my life

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it's gone?

I love to laugh