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whole site is bonkers.



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https://keepandbear.com/collections/mag ... d-the-wall

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We understand why they want to flee Honduras and live and work in America. After all, we are the greatest nation on earth.

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The wall must be built. The wall will keep America safe and strong. Only then will we be able to help those in need.

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101 Pieces
Includes President Trump figurine w/ a MAGA hard hat!

How many geniuses will get it for their grandkids under the age of 3 and try to sue the company?

cxwx wrote: ↑Wed Nov 14, 2018 12:12 pm

Culture war

i wasn't screaming, i was WHISTLIN

on cue, craven liberal dipshits are trying to frame nancy pelosi as Actually A Real Progressive

my favorite was a dumbass article in mother jones (!!! remember when that publication was at least not dumb as dogshit?) arguing that because of her ranking in the house based on roll call votes, she's actually very progressive. ah yes, that famously diverse constellation of viewpoints that is (checks notes) the shit that makes it to a floor vote in the u.s. house of representatives

Time to get the old motherfuckers out.

cxwx wrote: ↑Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:14 pmI don’t think the all or nothing “both parties are garbage” throw the baby out with the bath water approach is helpful. I don’t think there is anyone here who has some grand illusion that the Democratic Party is anything but the mechanical structure that is most readily usable at this point.

https://www.counterpunch.org/2018/11/16 ... e-i-laugh/

MANTIS wrote: ↑Fri Nov 16, 2018 8:54 am

cxwx wrote: ↑Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:14 pmI don’t think the all or nothing “both parties are garbage” throw the baby out with the bath water approach is helpful. I don’t think there is anyone here who has some grand illusion that the Democratic Party is anything but the mechanical structure that is most readily usable at this point.

https://www.counterpunch.org/2018/11/16 ... e-i-laugh/

oh god was that painful to read

I thought it expressed my feelings fairly accurately. Until the last few lines happened. Wonder when his album drops.

But hey, I'm just a dumb hick who isn't smart enough to know that voting for Democrats is obviously in my best interest

it's not like wholly incorrect or anything, but it keeps on tripping on its own dick in so many not-inconsequential ways that it makes it hard to defend as a coherent anything.

I concur that all money should immediately exit politics by sheer force of will and that bernie is the ultimate charlatan

"blah blah blah
blah blah
like a raizin in da sun YO"
-Talib Kw- STOPPED READING

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-fan ... dinar-scam

Trump Fans Sink Savings Into ‘Iraqi Dinar’ Scam

The president’s true believers are convinced he’s going to make them millionaires with Iraqi currency.

this story rules so fucking hard

will sommer owns, he's basically on a 100% crackpot beat and it's always funny. qanon, jacob wohl, all the hits

in a wonderful bit of poetry and i think addressed in that article (? not gonna reread now), is that like most of the insane conservative things we hate these days, it's completely recycled from the bush era





in a less-wonderful bit of poetry, absolute dipshit asshole ghoul fuckhead alberto gonzales is now tut-tutting trump for entertaining politically-motivated prosecutions—even though his time as AG was largely defined by firing u.s. attorneys that refused to submit to white house pressure regarding—all together now!—politically-motivated prosecutions

that dinar scam is great... at least the people will have the dinar, worst-case scenario?

trump on the devastation in Paradise, CA:

MANTIS wrote: ↑Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:49 am
But hey, I'm just a dumb hick who isn't smart enough to know that voting for Democrats is obviously in my best interest

Necrometer wrote: ↑Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:41 pm that dinar scam is great... at least the people will have the dinar, worst-case scenario?

trump on the devastation in Paradise, CA:

FUUUUUUUUUUCK

hell scape

peepeepoopoo caca peepee

president brain genius, i will gladly die in the climate twitter wars for you sir, father-president god-stud, please power my heath ledger as the joker are you triggered memes with your virile masculine strength, boss-daddy politics hero

cxwx wrote: ↑Sat Nov 17, 2018 9:38 am

What more can really be said about trumps climate change denialsm. It’s just the same old conservative talking points from the last 25 years recycled. You literally hear the same exact shit about how “scientists used to talk about a global freeze” and “that book about the population bomb ended up being wrong” and somehow in the conservative brain it is more logical to assume the 97% consensus that climate is a man made serious problem is a socialist cabal but it is less likely to assume the 3% of climate change skeptics are not in the pocket of fossil fuel companies. It’s just dumping trumps coat of stupid paint on top of it.

Could throwing gas at migrants across the border start a war? We're kinda like, attacking people who are currently in Mexico, idk seems powderkeg-ish. Not like Mexico is going to declare war on the US, but the whole thing seems kinda international/aggro

Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:27 am Could throwing gas at migrants across the border start a war? We're kinda like, attacking people who are currently in Mexico, idk seems powderkeg-ish. Not like Mexico is going to declare war on the US, but the whole thing seems kinda international/aggro

i mean the notion of a "border" qua line of demarcating complete sovereign control is necessarily blurred in the modern reactionary right mindset. it's precisely the same mindset that sees north korean missile testing as warranting a "response," iranian nuclear ambitions as "unacceptable," and palestinian attempts to exercise jurisdictional sovereign control as "acts of war."