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Toilet Fleet wrote: ↑Fri Jan 25, 2019 1:18 pm[extremely jello biafra voice] the fbi

[even more unbelievably jello biafra voice] the cia

my wife didn’t hear about the Nixon back tattoo until today; it’s now her phone’s background. stone is for sure one of the most interesting political weirdos ever and I’m glad he exists to some extent

the world is a james elroy novel

He’s pretty ripped for an old fuck.

dude you’d better stay jacked if you’re gonna be a hard swap swinger/hotwifer that late in your life.

Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:43 pm every dead kennedys song sounds like a commercial for a factory that makes gay tombones and JB is the cartoon mascot

braam braam thtealing peeplth mayaow braam braam

I thought last time you said he sold gay balloons

no its always trombones

Huhhuhhuhhuhhuhu
She said butt
Hehehehhehehehehehhe

If that woman fell into a hole and disappeared forever I would have no problem with that.

Toilet Fleet wrote: ↑Thu Jan 24, 2019 1:43 pm

Pistol Whip wrote: ↑Thu Jan 24, 2019 11:55 am

Toilet Fleet wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 12:42 pm looking at the declared democratic candidates for the 2020 presidential run... fuckin yikes lel

if you're beto o'rourke, how cheesed are you that julian castro announced first? actual hispanic dude with actual obama connection versus the irish dollar store version of that, fuckin awesome dude! that said,

I'm still confused how the rest of the country thinks Beto was ever trying to pretend to be Hispanic.

because he calls himself fuckin beto?

His Mother and father called him Beto since he was a small child because his grandfather had the same name. His father Pat O'Rourke was a judge in EL Paso where it's a common nickname. He produced a picture of himself as a child with a shirt that said Beto on it.

pro cardi

all the comments on this video, also

he's still doing his "SJWs are bad" schtick and the commenters want his head

i hate this

Pistol Whip wrote: ↑Mon Jan 28, 2019 10:46 am

Toilet Fleet wrote: ↑Thu Jan 24, 2019 1:43 pm

Pistol Whip wrote: ↑Thu Jan 24, 2019 11:55 am

Toilet Fleet wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 12:42 pm looking at the declared democratic candidates for the 2020 presidential run... fuckin yikes lel

if you're beto o'rourke, how cheesed are you that julian castro announced first? actual hispanic dude with actual obama connection versus the irish dollar store version of that, fuckin awesome dude! that said,

I'm still confused how the rest of the country thinks Beto was ever trying to pretend to be Hispanic.

because he calls himself fuckin beto?

His Mother and father called him Beto since he was a small child because his grandfather had the same name. His father Pat O'Rourke was a judge in EL Paso where it's a common nickname. He produced a picture of himself as a child with a shirt that said Beto on it.

pretty weird that under texas law, a person is required to go by their childhood nickname forever!

featherboa wrote: ↑Mon Jan 28, 2019 3:59 pm i hate this

he's fucking incurably stupid

i have come up with my short list of presidential candidates i just straight up won't vote for if they secure the nomination. right now it's holding steady at biden.

id vote for jofa over trump

i just mean not voting for presidency; my vote is basically meaningless because i'll be back in [moderate jello biafra voice] california

i think rob whisman had the best approach for the press these days. stop asking trump actual policy questions, but like, ask him to name a single dryer setting

Toilet Fleet wrote: ↑Mon Jan 28, 2019 4:40 pmask him to name a single dryer setting

ahahaha

did anybody post the recent thing about how he thinks furloughed government employees can just get groceries on the honor system?

something just clicked and I now realize that government shutdowns are like crack to trump not only because (1) it drains the swamp, but also (2) the stereotypical government employee is a black person

this is a very good heckle, short, crystal clear