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Sun Sep 27, 2015 10:13 am

BUNGVOX wrote:it's funny how he posts that the 'brand' is back and then when silent immediately after.
prob still at church for a few hours. pope fallout
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Sun Sep 27, 2015 1:06 pm

Geeheeb wrote:
BUNGVOX wrote:it's funny how he posts that the 'brand' is back and then when silent immediately after.
prob still at church for a few hours. pope fallout
perhaps this all just part of the marketing campaign.

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Sun Sep 27, 2015 7:10 pm

This thread fucking sucks

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In around 2003-2004 I changed to GODD for a while. It was dumb, but not as dumb as godofdeadlydeath, so I didn't like it as much and changed back. For a while in 2005-2006 I was pretty active and people were calling me Matt on a fairly regular basis, which was weird.

I would occasionally post as Stone Cold Steve Austin also in 2003-2005 or so. I have tried to post more often in the past week, just because this place used to make me laugh and think more than anyplace else on the internet, and I suppose I'm growing nostalgic in my 30s.

Also, the "Stabbed in the eyes with a fucking caak..." 'catchphrase' in my signature was a joke death metal lyric I wrote when I first signed up as godofdeadlydeath on the Metal Maniacs BB in, Jesus, 1998? I was 15. I'm 32 now. That's kind of crazy.
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Wed Sep 30, 2015 11:56 am

Haha, James is a prick...
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Wed Sep 30, 2015 11:58 am

Pisscubes wrote:2001 one was my first year here-- first year I got an office 9-5 instead of working full time in jobs with weirder schedules where I had no real computer access.

I started the STUPIDEST thread and was properly ripped to shreds: "What is the Gayest Band of All Time"? :fp:

For the record, in 15 years I have neither changed my name nor my avatar. Though I thought about changing the avatar the other day.
2001 was when I basically ditched out completely on Metal Maniacs and started going to Relapse exclusively. I just remember a lot of neanderthals coming out of the woodwork in the wake of 9/11 on MM, and Relapse seemed to have users that actually had a sense of irony and humor, not just idiotic macho metal posturing. I definitely remember the "gayest band of all time" thread.
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Fri Nov 09, 2018 5:02 pm

hey james can you remind me what band content was PROMISED when you pranked a generation with the korn e-card link? was it like a new cattle decapitation single or something? riley told me most of the story but we could not remember this detail

anyway thank you for burning "korn e-card" into my brain forever. if all the other details drift away, I can at least think of that phrase and smile.
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Fri Nov 09, 2018 6:01 pm

korn ecard is a fond memory

vague and fading but still
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Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:15 pm

It wasn't ever explicitly promised.

The thread title was something along the lines of "Penisnipple did porn? Why didn't anyone tell me?"

And then there was a link to a Korn E-Card inside the body of the post.
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.

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Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:17 pm

My friend was trying to win a Korn contest, and to qualify he had to get as many people as he could to click on his Korn E-Card Link. He came in 2nd because of all the relapse clicks.

You guys are worth Korn Silver Medal.
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.

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Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:18 pm

You come in 2nd place at the Korn Cup.
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.

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Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:58 pm

I think my brain made up and changed a bunch of little details. It’s so strange how that happens. I would’ve sworn you were trying to win the corny card contest. Did the winner get a signed guitar, or is that also a figment of my imagination ?
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Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:52 pm

My memory is that the prize was a signed guitar. And no I wasn't trying to win the Korn Kontezt, I actually thought it was "gay" at the time that my friend wanted it, but the idea of tricking people was funny and so history was born forever

thanks,

jame
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.

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Sun Nov 11, 2018 1:19 pm

god damn thats one of my favorite memories ever. even my friends who never even looked at the board talk about that still
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Sun Nov 11, 2018 1:33 pm

Eight Bit Alien wrote:
Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:18 pm
You come in 2nd place at the Korn Cup.
:lol:

thanks for the recap - so good

now I can't even remember if I've actually seen penisnipple's boobs or not...
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Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:31 pm

I definitely never did
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.

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Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:40 pm

A lot of people kept clicking on it even though they were clearly being directed to a card because I just went "Oh that happened to me too, you have to clear your cookies" and stuff like that

I wish I'd saved the thread
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