Bill Maher is a hack and a moron

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So I guess ripping on some dumb yid is what passes for being edgy and against the grain when you're a complete faggit.

How pathetic
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MeatGrease wrote:So I guess ripping on some dumb yid is what passes for being edgy and against the grain when you're a complete faggit.

How pathetic
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How Are Mortiis Goatse?! wrote:Since I slept 4 hours and am hung over as fuck, it seemed like the perfect time to catch up on the latest episode of Real Time with Bill Maher.

He got through the opening monologue and half the interview with Gloria Steinem without saying anything painfully stupid (besides of course his general douchyness and unlikability), but then he really started trying to goad her hard into saying that ISLAM IS THE WORST without success

Now the panel segment of the show is when shit got really bad. He had assembled quite a crackerjack team, a real meeting of the minds this one: Some vapid MSNBC anchor, a Ben Carson campaign advisor and Bill Maher's favorite author (no shit) P.J. O'Rourke.

The favorite author thing immediately raised a red flag, and let me tell you this guy turned out to be THE WORST

Imagine if Bill Maher grew a creepy puberty stache, wore ill fitting unironed suits he probably slept in (to give credit where it's due - Bill's wardrobe people get him suits that fit) and spent the best parts of his life as an alcoholic instead of a pothead and you get a sense of this guy's general demeanor. Mr. O'Rourke is libertarian (of course) and he laughs at every one of his own shitty jokes which mostly consists of dismissing every Bernie Sanders supporters as potheads by making the internationally recognized hand gesture for smokin' a doobie, and still Bill Maher thinks he is just THE BEST cause Bill Maher is nothing if not stupid

Most of the time the audience and the other panelists never laugh at P.J.'s terrible jokes and it makes it really uncomfortable to watch, and since every one on the panel is idiot there is absolutely nothing intelligent or insightful is said I must admit I drifted off and couldn't pay any more attention.

When Erin Brokovich was introduced my prejudices were firing on all cylinders, but I was actually impressed by the sheer amount of hard facts and statistics she had memorized, so she actually brought some much needed substance to the show

I ate cereal during new rules so I couldn't hear Bill over the crunching
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They keep showing Maher's interview with Steinem on the news, where she insinuates that women are only voting for Bernie because "the boys are with Bernie." Give me a fucking break.
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She did come across as pretty out of touch, but her brand of feminism has been irrelevant for three decades. Typical old person thinking kids these days are no good. She's been a Clinton shill for a long time, and a lot of second wavers are obsessed with the symbolic significance of a female president. Her backpedaling on the interview later on seemed completely disingenuous. It was also weird how she insinuated that men respect transsexuals more than biological women, but both Steinem and Maher have a history of talking shit about trannies so it's not surprising they bonded over Caitlin Jenner's penis.
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How Are Mortiis Goatse?! wrote:She did come across as pretty out of touch, but her brand of feminism has been irrelevant for three decades. Typical old person thinking kids these days are no good. She's been a Clinton shill for a long time, and a lot of second wavers are obsessed with the symbolic significance of a female president. Her backpedaling on the interview later on seemed completely disingenuous. It was also weird how she insinuated that men respect transsexuals more than biological women, but both Steinem and Maher have a history of talking shit about trannies so it's not surprising they bonded over Caitlin Jenner's penis.
Maher tries to pretend like he's only mocking Jenner because he's a comedian and it's topical (it's also hack and the easiest fucking thing to joke about, but that's Maher's humor in a nutshell) but you can tell he's grossed out by her transition.
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godofdeadlydeath wrote:but you can tell he's grossed out by her transition.
So the fuck what? It is gross.
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Ray wrote:
godofdeadlydeath wrote:but you can tell he's grossed out by her transition.
So the fuck what? It is gross.
Lots of people think lots of things are gross. If Maher's always yapping about how liberals need to stand up for liberal values in the face of Islam, maybe he should do likewise and not mock people for life choices that don't hurt anybody else. I thought that was sorta the core of liberal values.
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spacehamster wrote:
Ray wrote:
godofdeadlydeath wrote:but you can tell he's grossed out by her transition.
So the fuck what? It is gross.
Lots of people think lots of things are gross. If Maher's always yapping about how liberals need to stand up for liberal values in the face of Islam, maybe he should do likewise and not mock people for life choices that don't hurt anybody else. I thought that was sorta the core of liberal values.
Yes, this is my main problem with Maher's jokes about it, along with them not being funny at all. You can tell he's still got that old conservative trapped inside of his liberal image, and it comes out in the ugliest ways, whether it's his stance on Islam or trans people.
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You guys remember the time he had Mona Eltahawy on the show and started hitting on her within 20 seconds? That was some classy shit too.
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spacehamster wrote:You guys remember the time he had Mona Eltahawy on the show and started hitting on her within 20 seconds? That was some classy shit too.


"You're 43 years old? Boy, Egypt don't crack." UGH. :fp:
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Ray wrote:
godofdeadlydeath wrote:but you can tell he's grossed out by her transition.
So the fuck what? It is gross.
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I eventually realized that I was thinking of James Woods' legendary dong. Thread would've apparently gotten to the Freud shit anyway, though :mrgreen:
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James Woods really, really hates Obama, has over 10 000 tweets of insane neocon bullshit, and is currently in the process of suing a twitter user for calling him a cokehead

However big his dick may be, it is not being put to use, considering the amount of time he spends online screeching about Hillary's e-mails or the unfair portrayal of cops in the media he is definitely not getting laid
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I'm not sure if I was more disappointed to hear James Woods turned conservative or David Mammot
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it was mamet...and james woods was never great...

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Chad wrote:it was mamet...and james woods was never great...

they genuinely suck...

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I don't think i can handle watching any more episodes of this shit show for a while, so this is off topic but whatever

I'm really sick of Michael Moore (and a lot of other people on the American left) portraying Norway as some sort of social democratic utopia and basically just being a mouthpiece for Norwegian state department propaganda. The cornerstones of our economy is oil (read for example about Statoil and tar sand projects for some of the heinous shit our State Oil Corporation does) and weapons technology (selling to the US, Saudi Arabia, Israel).

Norway may have some nice prisons, but we are the most zealous war on drugs nation in Europe, with the highest # of heroin addicts and overdoses, and Norway has ongoing trials in international human rights courts for excessive use of solitary confinement. Norway regularly ranks worse all other Scandinavian countries on the Corruption Index, there is rampant nepotism, police misconduct. They never show international journalists the shitty solitary holding cells some prisoners are held in for weeks while awaiting trial.

Housing deregulation (Norway has Europe's most deregulated housing marked - a gift to all real estate sharks) is responsible for growing social inequality, and while we may have free college, if you are enrolled in any school you are not eligible for any other benefits (housing subsidies, welfare, medical benefits) so people take massive loans to cover housing and food if they want an education. Public companies have been gutted and sold off to private interests for decades - Norway has actually sold the postal service to a corporation. Most public transportation companies have been sold and an increasing amount of health care services are outsourced to private corporations. Social dumping and illegal labor is widespread.

What I'm saying is that Norway is weasely little vassal state to the American military industrial complex.
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whoa - I had no clue about any of that. how much of that stuff is recent? is Norway falling from grace or has it never been the socialist utopia we are sold?

either way, the political slant of your art makes a bit more sense now
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