reminders of encroaching dystopia

[FVBTVS]

i mean we're almostofficially on page 3 here. dont think chad can do much about this one

[Necrometer]

vernacularly

[Toilet Fleet]

i'm adding poke bowls to the list of shit and i don't care who i hurt

[hipster holocaust]

Please explain

[Eight Bit Alien]

i looked it up on google and i still dont get it

help im just a dumb faggot help help

[Toilet Fleet]

best i can tell it's fish? in a bowl? we have LA to blame for it and i want to curbstomp all that propose it as a thing to do

[Necrometer]

it's hawaiian ceviche on rice

actual poke rules but I don't get why it would be enbowled

a coworker to took me to a place that serves 'em but I chose something else, thus the seventh seal remains unbroken

[hipster holocaust]

Good ceviche is one of the reasons why I still have faith in this toilet called life.

Bad ceviche is a friendly reminder that death is right around the corner.

[FVBTVS]

this thread

[Toilet Fleet]

also bad: shaved ice

fuck you, you're not ice cream, you'll never be ice cream

[hipster holocaust]

also bad: shaved ice

fuck you, you're not ice cream, you'll never be ice cream

If you also have the balls to shit on Italian ice, I'm going to kick you in them.

[Honky Kong 64]

also bad: shaved ice

ok what in the fuck

[Toilet Fleet]

some asshole dropped ice cubes in a melted jolly rancher and was like "we're getting there"

fuck that dumb food product forever

[Necrometer]

shave ice FUCKING SUCKS

what is that jizzy creme they put on it?

BUT it is no harbinger of endtymes; it actually makes me feel a bit nostalgic. from what I've seen it's basically a lemonade stand that blossomed into a cottage industry via tourismbux.

[Honky Kong 64]

Man there isn't much that really alleviates the heat of a 100+ degree day for me like some Hawaiian shaved ice. You can even add ice cream to it!

Team poke and shaved ice.

[Eight Bit Alien]

Italian ice

They don't know what it is. They don't know what it is. They won't understand if you explain it to them. They won't ever listen.

[Necrometer]

UPDATE: I hadn't seen this shit on the mainland, but it does seem to be outbiggening its quaint britches. it's being added to my personal watch list.

[Toilet Fleet]

also bad: shaved ice

fuck you, you're not ice cream, you'll never be ice cream

If you also have the balls to shit on Italian ice, I'm going to kick you in them.

italian ice is such a dumb fuckin product, zero qualms about saying that

let's be real, the italians have got a real fuckin quality ratio problem with their desserts. gelato and tiramisu—wonderful! italian ice and cannoli and panna cotta and 95% of their cookies and whatever the fuck else, are you kidding me?

[Necrometer]

hahaha I'm glad we finally have a safe space to deliver justice to the aberration that is cannoli

[Necrometer]

BUT HAVE YOU HAD IT WITH PISTACHIOS

[Toilet Fleet]

i would rather eat a hot pocket for dessert than a fuckin cannoli again jesus christ that dessert makes me so goddamn mad

[Necrometer]

has that shit been allowed to survive for generations just to avoid telling grandma she sucks at crafting sweets?

[hipster holocaust]

Of all the dessert foods to hate, you pick that one

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[BUNGVOX]

This thread has gone totally sideways

[featherboa]