Took a bunch of Ambien AMA but hurry

[Eight Bit Alien]

How fast can the board be now

I'm whacked

Also vaping naked

People on FB are messaging me but I'm too scared to reply a lot because I might say something weird

Edit just to be clear the "hurry" is because I'll just fall asleep pleasantly soon, not some cryptic suicide thing, nobody call my mom, things are going great for me

[Eight Bit Alien]

I rarely take ambien, or any other drug these days, but when I do it's usually in a very irrespective way and I always wind up face down in the pillow "looking for the cookie people"

Last time I was playing a text based adventure game about a haunted house some amateur guy made in 1991 or something

It worked out great but I was up until 3am

[Eight Bit Alien]

Irresponsible

[ghost boner]

What's your favorite Pokemon? Pls explain why

[Eight Bit Alien]

What's your favorite Pokemon? Pls explain why

Right now probably Mimikyu because mine is so powerful that he can beat any Pokemon even giant demons



I also really like Oddish because my girlfriend loves him so much that anytime she thinks of Oddish she yells "CUTIE BOY!!!" and breaks down giggling in a way that's separated from consensus reality, and I know that I will always love that pert of her no matter what else could happen in life.

Litwick is fucking awesome too, I think if there was a Candlemass song about a cute little guy it would have a lot to do with Litwick

[Eight Bit Alien]

I just realized,Ed I'm probably getting a lantern from that chewing tobacco website you posted on FB, if it ever comes I'll name it Vernon Litwick

Unless you want it to have a differentl name

Iil carve the name in with a Dremel or write in in paint pen

[Ray]

I thought you hated Chinese things?

[Eight Bit Alien]

That is a on again off again wishy washy sort of cultural hatred. It's like how old people hate all niggers but then love certain POC celebrities or real life friends/aquantainces.

I love some things from Japan, just not anything that makes me feel gross inside because of all the cultural shame.

[featherboa]

How does it feel like when you wake up in the morning?

[MeatGrease]

What's your favorite Pokemon? Pls explain why

Right now probably Mimikyu because mine is so powerful that he can beat any Pokemon even giant demons



I also really like Oddish because my girlfriend loves him so much that anytime she thinks of Oddish she yells "CUTIE BOY!!!" and breaks down giggling in a way that's separated from consensus reality, and I know that I will always love that pert of her no matter what else could happen in life.

Litwick is fucking awesome too, I think if there was a Candlemass song about a cute little guy it would have a lot to do with Litwick

The fuck you aren't a fucking corny ass weeaboo, faggot. Read up on palmistry.

[MeatGrease]

Get a life. Learn about your future by having your palms studied.

[nomb]

back to /pol/

[Honky Kong 64]

Am I in time?

[Eight Bit Alien]

Back in baby's arms again

This is hard







I miss my plant Precious Peter so much

[Chad]

a bunch of ambien?

god help this thread if this anime fag took a real drug

edit: i actually like your posts james, even if meatgrease calls me a pussy for saying so

[MeatGrease]

a bunch of ambien?

god help this thread if this anime fag took a real drug

I'd also like to add that James is an unfunny try hard pussy

[David Draiman's Chin pipes]

I'm thinking of a script for a thriller that is a bit of Chriton meets Clancy but with the panache of Birth Of A Nation where refugees from a third world country are prevented from raping attractive young neo con YouTube personalities by the white nationalist version of the guardian angels but in the process are infected with a new strain of NDM-1 that only seems to infect people in meatgreasian pier groups. Jewish doctor Dustin Hoffman is retired after saving humanity from the super Ebola strain but comes out of retirement to fight this even more urgent threat and has to set his personal prejudices aside and see that /pol/ are people too. It's the most riveting heart warming writing his side of The Camp Of The Saints and The Turner Diaries.