I HATE MY BONES

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FUCK MY OWN SKELETON

Air your own personal grievances here

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Send prayers for me please

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I also FUCK all day
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my body is starting to betray me (as well?)
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skeletons are full of shit
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JELLYFISH ARE BETTER THAN ALL OF US
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No band called jellyfish witch ever sucked COCK
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i saw a jellyfish skeleteon on the beach the other day
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my frontal lobe can get bent
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my niece was recently saying she wishes she had no bones

she held up an empty sock, saying "I wanna be squishy, like this"

anyway, I've been doing ok lately in terms of corporeality - thanks for asking
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FUCK MY FIMUR

FUCK MY RIBS

FUCK MY SKELETON

FUCK MY SKELETON
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That afternoon Andrea didn't come home and her parents filed a police report. When she was found two days later her body showed unmistakable signs of strangulation, with a fracture of the hyoid bone. She had been anally and vaginally raped. There was tumefaction of the wrists as if she had been bound. Both ankles presented lacerations, by which it was deduced that her feet had been tied. A Salvadorean immigrant found the body behind the Francisco I School on Maderno near Colonia Alamos. The Salvadorean was accused of the homicide and spent two weeks in the cells of police precinct #3, at the end of which he was released. When he got out he was a broken man. A little later he crossed the boarder with a pollero. In Arizona he got lost in the desert and after walking for three days he made it to Patagonia. Badly dehydrate, a rancher beat him up for vomiting on his land. He was picked up by the sheriff and spent a day in jail and then he was sent to a hospital where the only thing left for him to do was to die in peace. Which he did.
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whats wrong with your bones?
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I GOOGLE "HOW DO I RIP MY OWN SKELETON OUT" AT 9:30 PM EVERY NIGHT
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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A FUCKING SKELETON THAT DIDN'T LOOK COMPLETELY EVIL?

GRIM FUCKING REMINDER OF DEATH

A CARRY A FUCKING MOMENTO MORI INSIDE OF ME

NONCONSENTUALLY

FUCKING PARASITE

FUCKING BONES

KILL THEM ALL, TEAR IT OUT
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SKELETON: THE FREELOADING CALCIUM-LEECH WELFARE QUEEN INSIDE ME

STEALING MY VITAMINS

EVERY MINUTE UNTIL I FUCKING DIE
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The human skeleton is the internal framework of the body. It is composed of 270 bones at birth – this total decreases to 206 bones by adulthood after some bones have fused together. The bone mass in the skeleton reaches maximum density around age 30.May 11, 2015
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Necrometer wrote: Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:10 am my niece was recently saying she wishes she had no bones

she held up an empty sock, saying "I wanna be squishy, like this"

anyway, I've been doing ok lately in terms of corporeality - thanks for asking
You should have mastubated in the sock and said, "This is squishy. "
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the filth bones support is far more disturbing...growth, oozing, decay

at least they pretend to be a support for the charade

the end will be easy, like a pillow
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Are bones Jews, though?
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I was nearby with some soldiers preparing defenses that would never be used. I remember we dug trenches and found bones. "They're sick cows" said one of the soldiers. "They're human bodies" said another. "They're sacrificial calves" said the first. " No, they're human bones." "Keep digging" I said. "Nevermind and keep digging." But more bones kept turning up. "What the fuck is this?" I bellowed, "what strange land is this?" I shouted. The soldiers stoped digging trenches around the palace. We heard a commotion but were too exhausted to go see what it was. Then while I was examining a skull sitting by one of the trenches I saw the cross. A huge cross that the group of soliders who had become mad were parading around the palace courtyard. We informed the rest of the men the trenches couldn't be dug because the area around the castle was like a graveyard. The rest of the men had beaten the general to death and crucified him, stripping him naked but leaving enough of his uniform on so any Russians could see had been a general. Even though it was bruised and torn you could still tell his cock was over a foot long. Why did the general bring us to a place whose grounds were riddled with bones? Maybe he knew he was going to die and wanted to be home. Little hand bones, an arm, a skull. What was the place? What had happened there? Why did the mad men's cross seen from the distance ripple like a flag? Perhaps it was an optical illusion. As the old captain was telling his story he didn't realize that the generals secretary had drugged his wine. When he passed out secretary Popescu gently said "you're the son of a Turk and a whore" but it was more with the air of gentleness than hate. He had his Hungarian thugs drag the captain out as he snored and his prosthetic leg fell off. Popescu called them clumsy morons and told them to dump the body in the Seine as usual. The captains eyes popped open and he said "The bones, the cross, the bones" the Hungarians looked alarmed. "Don't worry" Popescu said lowering the old captains eyelids back down. "He's asleep."
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