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DId 4 scenes yesterday, but the bukkake went bad. Retaping today.

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I can't, guys. I can't.
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LOL this shit is so nerdy. Scrum sprints?!? LOL

Just rename this to dork porn fantasies.
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when do you make the porn version of you materially misrepresenting the nature of your psychiatric condition in an attempt to scam workers comp benefits
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chrisinLA wrote: Sun Aug 13, 2017 12:25 pmthe bukkake went bad
how?
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Necrometer wrote: Sun Aug 13, 2017 5:41 pm
chrisinLA wrote: Sun Aug 13, 2017 12:25 pmthe bukkake went bad
how?
Splash damage to all those hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of top of the line cameras.
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Leave it to Kaka to get into porno after the money is out of it.
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https://www.porntoken.io/blog/stuff-got ... s-meeting/

In this screen cap Barbie the DBA takes one for the Dev team. Actually she takes a few, and flawlessly at that.

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Necrometer wrote: Sun Aug 13, 2017 5:41 pm
chrisinLA wrote: Sun Aug 13, 2017 12:25 pmthe bukkake went bad
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Necrometer wrote: Mon Aug 14, 2017 12:57 pm
Necrometer wrote: Sun Aug 13, 2017 5:41 pm
chrisinLA wrote: Sun Aug 13, 2017 12:25 pmthe bukkake went bad
how?
Nothing extreme, just a heavily intoxicated white lady with huge tits. The footage was unusable. People had trouble getting excited.
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glad your sexual assault tape won't be seeing the light of day - that could get you into some trouble!
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how did you settle on bukkake & ass-to-ass stuff as the subject material for your first VR porn outings? wouldn't you want to stage scenes where people actually want to look around. presuming straight male viewers: bukkake is one point of interest (the woman) surrounded by a bunch of visually useless or offensive content (the dudes). same goes for the ass-to-ass stuff, as flawlessly demonstrated by the fisheye view of a hallway you shared above. why not get a bunch of women on/around one of these things, have them masturbate and put the 360° camera in the middle. it'd be fun to look around and see who's going to get off first, right?
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Necrometer wrote: Mon Aug 14, 2017 1:37 pm how did you settle on bukkake & ass-to-ass stuff as the subject material for your first VR porn outings? wouldn't you want to stage scenes where people actually want to look around. presuming straight male viewers: bukkake is one point of interest (the woman) surrounded by a bunch of visually useless or offensive content (the dudes). same goes for the ass-to-ass stuff, as flawlessly demonstrated by the fisheye view of a hallway you shared above. why not get a bunch of women on/around one of these things, have them masturbate and put the 360° camera in the middle. it'd be fun to look around and see who's going to get off first, right?
The movie is plot intensive with lots of acted lines. Those scenes fit the storyline. We have plenty of room for a scene like that in the next movie after the ICO.

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Toilet Fleet wrote: Sun Aug 13, 2017 3:52 pm when do you make the porn version of you materially misrepresenting the nature of your psychiatric condition in an attempt to scam workers comp benefits
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Sharmin: Well then get down on the ground. They do those Asian bukkakes in your country right?

Barbie: But Sharmin, I’m not Japanese!

Sharmin: How dare you try to correct me! And this with your Snoracle 10G license renewal coming! Get down on your knees, and take one for the dev team. Make them feel better after waiting on the database for hours this morning….

Barbie: But sir, this is not my job. I am a DBA. Do I really have to…..

Sharmin: Do it now. I’m writing it in the JIRA on my phone as we speak.

Barbie: Oh no, not the fucking JIRA….. OK then

[ Marc moves in as if to want to participate in the bukkake ]

Sharmin: Marc, are YOU on the dev team? DBA?

Marc: No.

Sharmin: Git

((((((((((((((((((((((((( Bukkake happens )))))))))))))))))))))))

Sharmin: throws dress at Barbie and commands her to wipe herself off with it. Then tells her to go home and change then come back immediately to work on the Snoracle problem.
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chrisinLA wrote: Sun Aug 13, 2017 12:25 pm the bukkake went bad
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