DLF's mom just won the internet

[zombiehead]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTDXFKOvw7g

I'm not about to watch this video but if someone can find the part where he talks about his mom stealing or finding his BUTTPLUG, that would be appreciated.

[Necrometer]

what the hell happened to "b." and "1."

[zombiehead]

i'll chalk it up with internet rage that she forgot them...

i just now saw this post...

[Toilet Fleet]

i'm just sad now

[nomb]

Yeah, me too.

I think it's clear that Michael is very ill and needs help.

While it's fun to get some inside perspective from his mom, she doesn't seem to be all that great either.

I'm just happy I was raised in a normal household, with great parents.

[The Bill]

I shall never look at Sorrento cheese the same way again.

[Chad]

left that video on as background noise - his circular, painstakingly explanatory way of getting a story out is hypnotic

so consistent in tone throughout...true internet character in the vein of Sweet Eva (pbuh)

also his fucking dick looks huge when he strips down to briefs...optical illusion?!

[Necrometer]

"I bought my hot tub with cash"

[the awesome Assassin]

Bees...

[the awesome Assassin]

Around the 15 minute mark he's eating a sub and he wipes his hand on his sock and leg...

[David Draiman's Chin pipes]

left that video on as background noise - his circular, painstakingly explanatory way of getting a story out is hypnotic

so consistent in tone throughout...true internet character in the vein of Sweet Eva (pbuh)

also his fucking dick looks huge when he strips down to briefs...optical illusion?!

His videos are good fodder for recording PE tracks which is funny to me as he is pen pals with Waves Crashing Piano Chords

[David Draiman's Chin pipes]

Three hour long response video to his mom wearing his WCPC/Mary Bell shirt. I got about 10-15 minutes in up into the point where he takes his pants off then peaced out.

[zombiehead]

He only likes WCPC because that dude hates me. I hate that dude because because he's a jugglo.

[David Draiman's Chin pipes]

Isn't the juggalo stuff just a gimmick?

[zombiehead]

Isn't the juggalo stuff just a gimmick?

Yeah but i can't tolerate that either.

[Eight Bit Alien]

I still have a copy of "The Passion of the Jofa" ordered directly from DLF on eBay.

Didn't post about it here because there was a bit of tension, seemed like people were on the verge of getting in legal trouble, and there was the DDOSing and stuff.

Now that we're chatting again, I should photo document my prize. It's a fucking sight to behold.
I've thought about remastering it or fucking around with the songs musically, maybe some remixes, idk.

[spacehamster]

This thing is still on eBay and Youtube. Jesus.

Did he call it that because he never understood why people called him Jofa?

[hipster holocaust]

eat like a human, breathe between bites of food