How about this for a porn scene

[chrisinLA]

In the Rocco Documentary on Netflix Rocco meets Abella Danger in the kitchen of a condo in LA. He shoves his fingers down her throat for an extended period of time and makes her cry.

https://www.netflix.com/title/80160358


What about me hiring Abella and doing a split screen between Rocco's movie and the live camera and me or an actor shoving a hand down her throat even longer than Rocco did with a timer going on the split screen?

http://www.spieglergirls.com/html/abella.html

Like outdoing Rocco Siffredi in a clip from his own movie?

[chrisinLA]

You could have another dude spanking the hell out of her butt cheeks at the same time to make her cry more as well now that I think of it.

[David Draiman's Chin pipes]

the passion for loneliness and distance from mankind, the contemplation of distant landscapes, the pervading ambience which engulfs you in a solitary world, the absolute rejection of this world which you did not want and to which you know you will never belong, and the HATRED, the absolute all encompassing uncontrollable HATRED against everything. And that hatred while not serving to destroy this goddamn world once in for all at least serves to keep you spiritually separated from it forever

[chrisinLA]

Also playing the America Fuck Yeah song in the background while this is all going on....

[Toilet Fleet]

chris, i don't know how to break this to you, but: you're a fucking clueless idiot and your porn coin is going to be yet another in what was already a long line of sad, go-nowhere professional-cum-personal failures

[riley-o]

Do you have any ideas that aren't just doing someone else's idea over again ?

I mean, there's not even a twist on it like she does it to someone else or something. It's just the exact same thing. Why.

[David Draiman's Chin pipes]

The only thing interesting about that preview is it looks like they coaxed Kelly Stafford out of hiding (I believe that's the British woman talking) I'd much rather watch a documentary about her. I heard an interview with her once, she seems to have a rather unhinged level of sexual viciousness that isn't a put on. As if Max hardcore had been born with a cunt.

Otherwise what I supposed to get out of this movie, aging man with an anchor rope for a cock who's made thousands upon thousands of dollars getting his asshole licked by 20 year olds and spelunking their lower intestines waxes nolstagic and feels sorry for himself?

[featherboa]

is there anything that differentiates chrininla from a spambot account?

[chrisinLA]

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[chrisinLA]

Some big butch bull dyke fucking chris crocker in the ass while he's screaming leave Trump alone dressed like his former self. That's all I got.

[David Draiman's Chin pipes]

Some big butch bull dyke fucking chris crocker in the ass while he's screaming leave Trump alone dressed like his former self. That's all I got.

I hope a butch bulldyke chops you into hundreds of pieces and uses them as dildos before feeding them to her pit bulls.

[chrisinLA]

Re: Kelly Stafford

https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/what-eve ... ply/380416

I much prefer 'Dirty Anal Kelly in Rome 2'. I don't remember any she males in this film....but you do see her getting it on with a homeless bloke, a geriatric, flushing a fat old man's head down the toilet and spitting on him.....almost having a fight with another actress......being pushed through the streets in a perspex box. It is unbelivable and definately worth having even as a novelty film.

In 'When Rocco Meats Kelly 2' she fucks and sucks a dwarf wearing a nappy, and goes into the men's toilet at an erotic convention to give a few bj's!

Any un-educated, poor young European slut would happily do this for drugs & money. I definitely would rather hire a new girl and have her do crazy shit than pay Kelly Stafford if I was going to go down that route.

[David Draiman's Chin pipes]

Re: Kelly Stafford

https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/what-eve ... ply/380416

I much prefer 'Dirty Anal Kelly in Rome 2'. I don't remember any she males in this film....but you do see her getting it on with a homeless bloke, a geriatric, flushing a fat old man's head down the toilet and spitting on him.....almost having a fight with another actress......being pushed through the streets in a perspex box. It is unbelivable and definately worth having even as a novelty film.

In 'When Rocco Meats Kelly 2' she fucks and sucks a dwarf wearing a nappy, and goes into the men's toilet at an erotic convention to give a few bj's!

Any un-educated, poor young European slut would happily do this for drugs & money. I definitely would rather hire a new girl and have her do crazy shit than pay Kelly Stafford if I was going to go down that route.

Do a movie where you eat a bowl of Lara Roxx's used tampons

[The Real MPD]

saddest dudes...

[chrisinLA]

Lara Roxx has AIDS for those of you who don't know.

She was a sweet, innocent Quebecian French-Canadian girl who went to the San Fernando Valley to shoot porn and came back to Quebec with HIV, then developed AIDS.

I could do a film where I get a Quebecian girl from Montreal to fly to LAX then to the San Fernando Valley, and have her do porn where she flies back to Montreal, and nothing happens to her as an anti-climacatic porn film with some "SuperSize Me" like statistics. How about that?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lara_Roxx

[chrisinLA]

"Lara Roxx could have been like this Quebecian girl that came to Cali to shoot porn, all safe and sound, not having got pounded by some Brazilian dude that just fucked transvestites, but she wasn't"

"But she could have, and now you know"

How's that?

[riley-o]

Cut your dick open, then shoot an unprotected scene with Roxx. I'd pay to watch that.

[chrisinLA]

Cut your dick open, then shoot an unprotected scene with Roxx. I'd pay to watch that.

Them good ol' Quebecian women.....

http://www.merc.ca/vbulletin/showthread ... d979ccdc42

Lara Roxx did work the streets i saw her with my own eyes so did at least 1 other street guy who pmed me.this was when she knew she was hiv positive.
as well

[FVBTVS]

if i was a mod i'd nuke this thread from orbit

[spacehamster]

Personally I quite enjoyed how his response to the question about original ideas was to dig up another meme nobody remembers.