Dear Chad...

[David Draiman's Chin pipes]

I'm getting shit faced on cheap bourbon and reading Clive Barker's Sacrament. It's very homosexualy charged. Seeing the reposting of Ross's Fantano parody reminded me that my sister wanted to fuck him. She just had a kid and she's 14 years younger than me. Life is strange. I remember having suicidal ideation at the age of 5. My cousin and her boyfriend are heroin addicts who also consume a lethal cocktail of Xanax and ambien. I was falsely accused of sexual harassment by my former employer in written statements. One of the people involved works at my new job and admitted to me they were told they had to sign a their name on a false statement or else they would be fired. I had a phone trial with a judge who sided against them and granted me almost twelve hundred dollars as all their bullshit was considered hearsay.

I pissed off their HR person who is a muscle head that used to work at planet fitness. I found out they are firing a massive amount of people as they lost a contract from a huge telecom and I had been there for years and was making a relatively big hourly wage.

I've seen about 20 people from my old job transplanted to my new job and females from there are coming up to me to give me hugs all the time so I guess I must not be that big of a sexual predator.


I'm considering a defamation of character law suit in the millions of dollars as I have signed false statements in writing from the labor board and a judge already ruled in my favor so it seems like good evidence. What do you think toilet fleet?

Anyways, I know I'm not as cool as you being half dead from liver failure and getting pity fucks from porn stars while fighting the Jews but I thought I'd give you an update

[David Draiman's Chin pipes]

Oh, and my hormone levels are massively fucked up with my hyperthyroidism and I will probably have to have radiation treatment that I can't afford

R.I.P. Fat fuck

[The Real MPD]

rewatching this Dark Tower movie. I still think there's loads of potential if whoever decides to keep this re-imagining going forward.

also, got an snes classic in the mail the other day. its gonna be a good weekend!

[Necrometer]

sis pix plz

[Chad]

[Chad]

I will be cremated, no service, and whatever statement released will be the "Orthodox prayer'' I spoke to myself in darkest moments:

''Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner"

[David Draiman's Chin pipes]

I hadn't been this drunk in a long time. Feels much emptier than I remember.

[Chad]

it was never trying to ''beat a disease'' the way they say. and it is a choice...one might have predilection, but moral agency is in every gulp

it breaks down and you drink to retread old energetic times

I'm good to die on it...I like it that much

[David Draiman's Chin pipes]

"62 users online" who the fuck are you people? Show yourselves cowards.

Kurt cobains daughter got divorced last year. That makes me feel 1000 years old.

I told a woman at work who used to braid my hair from my old job the shit they were pulling and she got so pissed off she said her heart was pounding. She's also hyperthyroidatic but her doctors actually want her to gain weight because she was rail thin.

[David Draiman's Chin pipes]

Nothing like waking up on a couch at 7:48 AM to find an empty whiskey bottle and a glass with a little bit of cola and 5 shots of 90 proof alcohol waiting for you. I'm sure that's a joy you've experienced many times Chad.

[Chad]

take care of your health as much you can...also stop talking to condescending bitches

find you a girl who rips your heart out and massages it all at once...and don't hesitate to tell her you love her, and work every day to make her proud

you can do it, you're an awesome guy with a good heart

you mean a lot to me, gay as that sounds

[David Draiman's Chin pipes]

[chrisinLA]

I won a case in California against my employer which is a billion dollar tech company for causing me mental anguish following a months long project where they made me hack into competitors' computers under duress.

1. Download and print this form: https://www.dir.ca.gov/dwc/dwcform1.pdf

2. Fill it out and send it in.

3. Go here: https://www.legalshield.com/what-covered-personal

4. Sign up for the personal plan.

5. Wait 2 days for it to come into effect.

6. Ask for an attorney that will work on commission

7. Just do what the lawyer says

That's about it.

[David Draiman's Chin pipes]

Hey fuck face, this is MY drunken rambling sad sack cry baby thread. Go fuck up one of your own.

[Glub]

and work every day to make her proud

you mean a lot to me, gay as that sounds

Sounds gay as fuck.

No one has ever been proud of you, you alcoholic failure.

[Geeheeb]

I won a case in California against my employer which is a billion dollar tech company for causing me mental anguish following a months long project where they made me hack into competitors' computers under duress.

1. Download and print this form: https://www.dir.ca.gov/dwc/dwcform1.pdf

2. Fill it out and send it in.

3. Go here: https://www.legalshield.com/what-covered-personal

4. Sign up for the personal plan.

5. Wait 2 days for it to come into effect.

6. Ask for an attorney that will work on commission

7. Just do what the lawyer says

That's about it.

quoted for posterity

[David Draiman's Chin pipes]

I'm not Glub by the way. If anyone wants to check my IP address.

[Ghost Dad]

Anyways, I know I'm not as cool as you being half dead from liver failure and getting pity fucks from porn stars

backstory link?

[David Draiman's Chin pipes]

quoted for posterity

[David Draiman's Chin pipes]

Anyways, I know I'm not as cool as you being half dead from liver failure and getting pity fucks from porn stars

backstory link?

He's friends with Maddy Oreilly. He mentioned it during one of our spats. Honestly if they had sex regularly I'm happy for him. He said his most recent girlfriend was a plump asian gal. There's really nothing much to this story *shrugs*