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Sat Nov 24, 2018 7:57 pm

Have any of your Player's adopted an orphaned child in your campaign? How long did the process take? What does the child do in the game?

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Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:27 pm

What do you do if a player falls in love with an NPC romantically?
lizardfolk are cool because they're exotic humans
anything shorter than 4 feet through and you go into fag dragon territory

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Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:34 am

Our cleric ruined Curse of Strahd for our DM one session, too.
werewolf panic
gather everyone into tavern for safety
oh shit it was her all along
werewolf shreds this dude in half
everyone starts beating the shit out of it
takes the cleric 3 turns to get inside
cleric walks in
cleric reaches out
strokes the pelt of the shewolf
casts remove curse
the hair falls away to reveal the busty townperson from before
her massive tits heaved at the exertion of combat
she had some cuts, but nothing too serious
her fantastic melons were unharmed as well
they beamed up at the party from the floor
the woman gave a ragged shudder
and her boobs quivered
the nipples grew hard very suddenly
almost in embarrassment
she slowly began to stand
her tater tots hung like lusty teardrops
completely exposed to the hungry eyes of the cleric
she made it to her feet and stood proudly
her amazing breasts were nothing to be ashamed of
and the busty woman knew it
"Thank you, kind cleric. May you walk long with your god."
and she left
how do i make a character based around the idea of being raised by chickens

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Sat Dec 08, 2018 2:53 pm

RAISED BY CHICKENS
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.

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