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Re: ridiculous semi-contextualized D&D comment repository

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 9:59 am
by FVBTVS
My first attempt at a hand drawn map [Region Map]

My printer was acting up so I decided to try my hand at hand drawing a map.
CC welcome. Any advice, questions, or comments on something I may have overlooked or gotten wrong.
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Re: ridiculous semi-contextualized D&D comment repository

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:03 am
by FVBTVS
I want a shapeshifted silver dragon warrior girlfriend for my rogue
Tie ingame skills to real life actions
warrior
player has to lift dumbbells
weight and repetion determine power the action
archer
player has to throw a small ball into a cup
distance determines power of the skill
mage
show him a bunch of words
he has to recite them to cast a spell
It's called a magical tea party and you're basically playing pretend in it's purest form back in elementary school playgrounds.

Re: ridiculous semi-contextualized D&D comment repository

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2020 12:18 pm
by FVBTVS
My younger sister exclusively plays big, burly, male murderhobo barbarians with thick beards and a penchant for eating whatever they kill
I recently started running a campaign for my wife and kitten-worshipping ultra sweet 11-year old twin daughters. Trying to guide them away from being complete murder hobos (and mostly failing).

They asked me whether killing an enemy throroughly enough would cause it to fully 'deflate'. In the interest of keeping their hopes alive I said only on a crit.

Re: ridiculous semi-contextualized D&D comment repository

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 10:50 am
by FVBTVS
A hag just acquired a player characters eyeball. What can she do with it?

Re: ridiculous semi-contextualized D&D comment repository

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2020 7:17 pm
by FVBTVS
“Can I do a perception check to see if there any soups, stews or curries?”

Re: ridiculous semi-contextualized D&D comment repository

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 11:45 am
by FVBTVS
a: I have built an entire fantasy world based off the bathroom tiles at work.

b: That sounds pretty awesome. Do you have a photo?

a: I do, have considered writing a novel based upon those tiles and the world. So, not going to share just yet. If I moved forward, I was planning on asking someone here to comission a map based off of it.

Re: ridiculous semi-contextualized D&D comment repository

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2020 6:22 pm
by FVBTVS
A naked gnome runs across the path, gasps at the party, then runs back. Cannot be pursued.

Re: ridiculous semi-contextualized D&D comment repository

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2020 2:34 pm
by FVBTVS
The Gnomes of Levnec is an adventure about the fate of an empire and the byzantine machinations of a court that no longer has a monarch.

Just kidding, its about Gnomes. Meant for low level characters.

Re: ridiculous semi-contextualized D&D comment repository

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 2:27 am
by THE KILL
FVBTVS wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2020 6:22 pm
A naked gnome runs across the path, gasps at the party, then runs back. Cannot be pursued.
hahaha. reminds of when a mate and I were fucking around with a dungeon crawl ruleset we wrote, and every time the heroes opened a door some ogres were gang raping a goblin or some shit. didn't have any bearing on the game itself, of course, it was just there for narrative detail

Re: ridiculous semi-contextualized D&D comment repository

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2021 2:31 pm
by FVBTVS
Keep in mind that the whole review is subjective and based on the things that me and my group like. Maybe getting pounded in the ass by a giant during the whole dungeon is someone’s fetish, but it’s not ours.

Re: ridiculous semi-contextualized D&D comment repository

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 12:02 pm
by FVBTVS
Why does your dragonborn need such a thick juicy ass
My continents are rocks floating in space. You can fall off the edge of the world