Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked like a Large Pile of Ash

[THE KILL]

So some idiots who call themselves Botnik fed the program they wrote the Harry Potter novels and made it write a chapter. The results aren't too shabby:

http://botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html

"Harry looked around and then fell down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summer. 'I'm Harry Potter!' Harry began yelling. 'The dark arts better be worried, oh boy!'"


Then there's also this: