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Or at least interesting or less dumber-er things
When I was teaching English as a second language in Uzbekistan people had stolen so much copper wire out of the trolley system they had to shut the whole thing down.
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David Draiman's Chin pipes wrote: Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:09 pm Or at least interesting or less dumber-er things
When I was teaching English as a second language in Uzbekistan people had stolen so much copper wire out of the trolley system they had to shut the whole thing down.
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heard Times of Grace earlier this week at work and that one time Zeno compared Neurosis to Zoviet France years ago finally made sense.
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The Real MPD wrote: Fri Mar 30, 2018 1:56 am heard Times of Grace earlier this week at work and that one time Zeno compared Neurosis to Zoviet France years ago finally made sense.
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I wonder how many times I tried to listen to Zoviet France cos of that guy
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featherboa wrote: Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:32 pm I wonder how many times I tried to listen to Zoviet France cos of that guy
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