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josh martin fell off an escalator and died

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 7:19 am
by elephants gerald
I met him a few months ago. He was really drunk and he kept asking me to play Kiss songs on guitar

Re: josh martin fell off an escalator and died

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 7:56 am
by Jimm O' Lation
did anyone in anal cunt have a head that wasn't defective? too dumb to navigate a fucking escalator.

Re: josh martin fell off an escalator and died

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 8:06 am
by elephants gerald
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2018/05/29/p ... escalator/

"PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) — A man who was apparently “fooling around” and riding the escalator rail lost his balance and fell to his death at a Rhode Island mall.

Providence Police Chief Hugh Clements tells WPRO-AM the victim fell from the escalator at the movie theater level to the food court at the Providence Place Mall just before 11 p.m. Monday.

Clements says the man lost his balance, fell backward, and hit his head on a table. He suffered “massive injuries” and was pronounced dead at the hospital."

Re: josh martin fell off an escalator and died

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 8:09 am
by Necrometer
welp

Re: josh martin fell off an escalator and died

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 8:17 am
by cxwx
elephants gerald wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 7:19 am I met him a few months ago. He was really drunk and he kept asking me to play Kiss songs on guitar
I guess Gene Simmons got the last laugh?

Re: josh martin fell off an escalator and died

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 8:20 am
by spacehamster
And the Jews win again.

Re: josh martin fell off an escalator and died

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 8:25 am
by cxwx
Haha, you fell off an escalator
You fell off an escalator, but you’re not in a coma
Kyle from incantation didn’t fall off an escalator
Went back in time and voted for Jesse W Reno
Foreplay with an escalator

Re: josh martin fell off an escalator and died

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 8:28 am
by cxwx
Jimm O' Lation wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 7:56 am did anyone in anal cunt have a head that wasn't defective?


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Re: josh martin fell off an escalator and died

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 9:23 am
by hipster holocaust
That's amazing on multiple levels :lol:

Re: josh martin fell off an escalator and died

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 9:37 am
by How Are Mortiis Goatse?!
Grown man killed by horseplay

Re: josh martin fell off an escalator and died

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 12:29 pm
by Jimm O' Lation
where will Robert take up space in Boston now?

Re: josh martin fell off an escalator and died

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 4:58 pm
by cxwx
He’s in the afterlife with dimebag now comparing giant jewfros while Seth calls them gay. They have enough people involved now to do heavenly renditions of the great southern trendkill

Re: josh martin fell off an escalator and died

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 5:29 pm
by MeatGrease
Too bad it wasn't cascade whore :(

Re: josh martin fell off an escalator and died

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 5:41 pm
by Glub
MeatGrease wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 5:29 pm Too bad it wasn't cascade whore :(
What biting witticism, retard.

Re: josh martin fell off an escalator and died

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 6:52 pm
by Jimm O' Lation
escalator full of retards

Re: josh martin fell off an escalator and died

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 7:04 pm
by cxwx
Jimm O' Lation wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 6:52 pm escalator full of retards
Face it, you fell off an escalator

Re: josh martin fell off an escalator and died

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 7:07 pm
by cxwx
Anyone who falls of an escalator is a faggot

Slow escalator from split

Some escalators

Some more escalators

Escalator number 5

Escalator Hit

Re: josh martin fell off an escalator and died

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 7:08 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
cxwx wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 4:58 pm He’s in the afterlife with dimebag now comparing giant jewfros while Seth calls them gay. They have enough people involved now to do heavenly renditions of the great southern trendkill


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Re: josh martin fell off an escalator and died

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 7:12 pm
by Jimm O' Lation
calling gravity a nigger before you decorate the food court with your innards, you're gay

Re: josh martin fell off an escalator and died

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 7:14 pm
by Jimm O' Lation
cxwx wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 7:04 pm
Jimm O' Lation wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 6:52 pm escalator full of retards
Face it, you fell off an escalator
:oops:

Re: josh martin fell off an escalator and died

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 6:22 pm
by Geeheeb
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Re: josh martin fell off an escalator and died

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 6:44 pm
by FVBTVS

East Providence City Councilman Brian Faria went to present Gene Simmons with the key to the city when some "jackass" in the crowd began heckling Gene and kept interrupting the councilman. At :30 seconds into the clip, the heckler yelled out, "Ace is way better than this!" He starts heckling him again at 1:00. Gene was so pissed that he took the mic, wanted the house lights turned on to know where this "jackass" was. Gene left the stage to go after him. He was gone for about 2 minutes then he came back to the stage to accept the key to the city.

Re: josh martin fell off an escalator and died

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 7:12 pm
by featherboa
haha

Re: josh martin fell off an escalator and died

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 8:03 pm
by ghost boner
holy SHIT that album cover

Re: josh martin fell off an escalator and died

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 9:28 pm
by cxwx
How has Larry Lifeless managed to outlive these guys?