TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

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Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:18 pm

7:17 pm.

Dropping some creamy dumplings. Smells kinda foody.

Feels good. Feels right.
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Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:26 pm

Fact #7
From an empirical viewpoint, the problem with Free Will (and causality) is reconciling determinism and freedom to make sense of morality.
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Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:46 pm

Stop gettin your meme on fool.

Time to blast some logs.

Time to let loose some swamp water.

Sweet lord demands.
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Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:11 am

It was a disappointing confession
featherboa wrote: I got not-enough sleep last night because Crazy Town went late;
Eight Bit Alien wrote: I know this because of my enlightened centrism.
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Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:05 pm

8:02 pm.

It's sliding out as i type this. Totally thick.

Smells like swiss steak.

Keep on dumpin in the free world.
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Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:26 pm

:lol: :tup:

backed out a sweet one this morning after a huge meal of homemade burgers and corn on the cob last night

the feeling was comparable to the excitement the Beatles probably felt on the ed Sullivan show

keep on mining for a fart of gold

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Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:16 pm

There are times i wish i could shit 20 times a day. Nothing like it on this earth.

I sometimes pray to lord hitler for a nice juicy diarrhea sprayer.
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Mon Aug 13, 2018 3:02 pm

3pm.

Dropped a fat log. Stinks like some hot garbage. Totally coffee fueled.

The man called sting(k)
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Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:11 pm

10:09 pm.

Dropped 2 fat floaters. Looked like overcooked chicken strips.

No fumes. Total failure.
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Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:54 pm

I'm letting some dinner corpses sautee in deathwish coffee. The pressure is mounting.

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Mon Aug 20, 2018 2:11 pm

2:08 left work and drove to my house to drop off this hot caffeine blower. I was trying to type and i had to shit so bad i couldn't do anything except do typos.

Almost shit my pants trying to unlock my front door.

Pissing on turds right now. Asshole has been violated by easy sliding turds.

Poop fumes are tickling my nostrils right now.
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Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:42 pm

That horse knew what it was doin’
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: I know this because of my enlightened centrism.
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Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:22 pm

Been ripping some screamers.

Slid my panties down....noticed a powder burn due to overfart.

Time to gently lamaze this fucker out.

Ooh....i smell butt sweat and burnt balogna.

Push. Hot slider easin on out.
Then nudge a couple bubble gum wads of poop out to seal the deal.

Smells like meat.
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Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:17 am

Have you thought about eating less meat?
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Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:25 am

I could eat lettuce for 1000 years and still be cutting some foggy meat heat.
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Sat Aug 25, 2018 3:27 pm

About an hour ago i let a nice hunky turd take a swim in piss water. It was way longer than it felt like.

Easy slider.

PS poop fucking stinks.
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Mon Aug 27, 2018 9:55 am

Multiple taquito shits followed by scooping of cat box.

EDIT. That makes it sound like I was shitting in the cat box
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Mon Aug 27, 2018 12:58 pm

Can you imagine to glory of taking a shit with your dog?
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Tue Aug 28, 2018 4:53 pm

4:50
Dropped 2 floaters into the bowl. I call them 'the bingo' because the smell of the farts matches the smell of the finished product.
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Thu Aug 30, 2018 3:58 am

One of my guys came to get me after going to the toilet today.he went to take a shit, but there was one so big and of such girth, it was unflushable. He demanded I go look,
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5 minutes later he sent me this
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Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:23 am

Buttfuck in reverse.
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Thu Aug 30, 2018 12:25 pm

Last night at around 5:30 i unloaded 2 fat logs. Then at 11 i dropped a straggler who was screaming to be reunited with his cousins in the sewer.
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Thu Aug 30, 2018 1:10 pm

Been ripping some goddamned heaters today. The ghosts of dinners past. Meals from the grave.
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