TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
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MeatGrease wrote: ↑Thu Jan 21, 2021 6:38 pmI’ve never been more black pilled about the future than I am right now...
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2:28pm.
Was gonna beat off to some pornhub but....
Uggjgjvhhhhhhh.
Plump bulbous turd exits. Felt very doughy. A second hot dropping slowly emerges with a cute lil BLOOP.
Stinks so good.....come on baby make it stink so good.
The wipe will be like scraping bubble gum from underneath a table.
Was gonna beat off to some pornhub but....
Uggjgjvhhhhhhh.
Plump bulbous turd exits. Felt very doughy. A second hot dropping slowly emerges with a cute lil BLOOP.
Stinks so good.....come on baby make it stink so good.
The wipe will be like scraping bubble gum from underneath a table.
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5:17pm
Let's kick the weekend off right nigga.
Unnggggghhhhhhhhbh.
Blazing hot girthy turd drops in with a beautiful BLOOP!!!
Followed up by a second less dense turd that broke into 2. Bloop....PLOP.
Smells like roast beef fresh out the oven.
Magical. Semi erotic. Pre cum is dripping from my pee hole like a fine maple syrup. Mr. Butterpud takes his own sweet time.
Fuck it reeks in here.
Let's kick the weekend off right nigga.
Unnggggghhhhhhhhbh.
Blazing hot girthy turd drops in with a beautiful BLOOP!!!
Followed up by a second less dense turd that broke into 2. Bloop....PLOP.
Smells like roast beef fresh out the oven.
Magical. Semi erotic. Pre cum is dripping from my pee hole like a fine maple syrup. Mr. Butterpud takes his own sweet time.
Fuck it reeks in here.
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I got a text from my girlfriend that said the sewage had backed up. This had happened once before, but today was different. Entire bathroom floor and plenty of the hallway that leads to our bedroom were flooded, and there was plenty of solid stuff in the mix. Food waste, hair, and countless little balls of hydrated shit. I spent an hour picking up these little poo-nuggets one by one. Half of them were so amorphous they'd just smear on contact. Trying to pick up shit and instead smearing it into the carpet. Fuck. This all came out of the shower drain, and the inside of the shower looks like someone dumped a bucket of poo/puke/diarrhea in there and let the fully liquid portion drain away.
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even if this happened once a year I'd fight to stay in this place - it's a really good deal for the area, walking distance to work, etc.
we even have this cool sun-room that looks out onto a hilly-forest-garden area that feels really non-urban considering the neighborhood
ironically it's the massive redwood that everyone always marvels at... whose roots fucked up the sewer line and caused this shit show
it seems like things are resolved now. carpet is still soaked in sewer water but covered in waterproof stuff - cleaner is being booked. thankfully it never really smelled that bad, weirdly.
we even have this cool sun-room that looks out onto a hilly-forest-garden area that feels really non-urban considering the neighborhood
ironically it's the massive redwood that everyone always marvels at... whose roots fucked up the sewer line and caused this shit show
it seems like things are resolved now. carpet is still soaked in sewer water but covered in waterproof stuff - cleaner is being booked. thankfully it never really smelled that bad, weirdly.
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5:47 pm.
Just off work....pppplpuuush.
Blop. Followed by another blop.
Thick broken spongy turd pieces exits like ex cons from alcatraz. The smell creeps up from between my legs. Total poop smell tantalizes and teases my mind.
Small glob of doughy wet shit chunkage is slowly peeling away from my asshole.
Pushed out a little extra paste to help out. When the poop drops away slowly and it kinda tickles. That's when the good cums happen.
Shittin is the best. Nothing like it.
Just off work....pppplpuuush.
Blop. Followed by another blop.
Thick broken spongy turd pieces exits like ex cons from alcatraz. The smell creeps up from between my legs. Total poop smell tantalizes and teases my mind.
Small glob of doughy wet shit chunkage is slowly peeling away from my asshole.
Pushed out a little extra paste to help out. When the poop drops away slowly and it kinda tickles. That's when the good cums happen.
Shittin is the best. Nothing like it.
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You should have thrown your old lady down in the wetness and railed her buns out
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You should have thrown your old lady down in the wetness and railed her buns out
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11:07am
Got done at the gym and as i was leaving i could feel the burning turds fueling up for launch. Hopped in my car and raced home.
Ungngngjhhhbbbb
Buns didn't touch seat....this poop was coming out.
Feels like i shit a bowling pin.
Can feel a little poop oil dribbling from my asshole. Glory.
As my boy tito santana would say....ARIBA!!!!
Got done at the gym and as i was leaving i could feel the burning turds fueling up for launch. Hopped in my car and raced home.
Ungngngjhhhbbbb
Buns didn't touch seat....this poop was coming out.
Feels like i shit a bowling pin.
Can feel a little poop oil dribbling from my asshole. Glory.
As my boy tito santana would say....ARIBA!!!!
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9:09pm
Ungnnghhh. Weird.....this was feeling awfully thicker when sitting at work.
Glacier of poop crawls out of my asshole.
Deceptive. Cruel. Dropped dough like into the cold water with nary a splash.
Fuck.
Ungnnghhh. Weird.....this was feeling awfully thicker when sitting at work.
Glacier of poop crawls out of my asshole.
Deceptive. Cruel. Dropped dough like into the cold water with nary a splash.
Fuck.
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5:09pm.
Raced home....it's friday evacuation night.
Ughgjjjjjdkvkvkblggghh.
Girthy heater punches my asshole and rips on out like a sonofabitch.
Fat spongy log with sauteed poop fumes.
My butthole is twitching. Ready for more poopoo to come out. A gentle nudge seems to help fill the launch bay.
Maybe there will be more but maybe not.
Raced home....it's friday evacuation night.
Ughgjjjjjdkvkvkblggghh.
Girthy heater punches my asshole and rips on out like a sonofabitch.
Fat spongy log with sauteed poop fumes.
My butthole is twitching. Ready for more poopoo to come out. A gentle nudge seems to help fill the launch bay.
Maybe there will be more but maybe not.
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BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother. 


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5:19pm
Let the weekend begin....was holding in some clunkers....ripped my underwear down and raced to the toilet.
Ufjvjgjcjdkxkvhhggvbbhgg.
Fat smelly greasy log exits like it ain't no thing. Bathroom is fumed out like a mutha. Breathing in heavy poop steam.
First turd was followed up by a quick hit of soft serve. Now my asshole is spasming closed.
I feel like a big dog now!
Woof woof.
Let the weekend begin....was holding in some clunkers....ripped my underwear down and raced to the toilet.
Ufjvjgjcjdkxkvhhggvbbhgg.
Fat smelly greasy log exits like it ain't no thing. Bathroom is fumed out like a mutha. Breathing in heavy poop steam.
First turd was followed up by a quick hit of soft serve. Now my asshole is spasming closed.
I feel like a big dog now!
Woof woof.
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BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother. 


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12:31pm
Was about to make some lunch but then it hit me. Total concentration breaker.
Ughghghjg
Easy slide. With a not so clean break. Can feel the poopy wad stuck to my asshole. Will be a double wiper.
Smells like absolute shit.
Boner touched the toilet water. Will need to wash my dick tip.
Was about to make some lunch but then it hit me. Total concentration breaker.
Ughghghjg
Easy slide. With a not so clean break. Can feel the poopy wad stuck to my asshole. Will be a double wiper.
Smells like absolute shit.
Boner touched the toilet water. Will need to wash my dick tip.
TROLL WORLD ORDER 4 LIFE
BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother. 

