TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

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Wed Jul 10, 2019 7:19 am

featherboa wrote: I got not-enough sleep last night because Crazy Town went late;
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kevin hash
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Sun Jul 14, 2019 2:32 pm

2:28pm.

Was gonna beat off to some pornhub but....

Uggjgjvhhhhhhh.

Plump bulbous turd exits. Felt very doughy. A second hot dropping slowly emerges with a cute lil BLOOP.

Stinks so good.....come on baby make it stink so good.

The wipe will be like scraping bubble gum from underneath a table.
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kevin hash
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Fri Jul 26, 2019 5:21 pm

5:17pm

Let's kick the weekend off right nigga.

Unnggggghhhhhhhhbh.

Blazing hot girthy turd drops in with a beautiful BLOOP!!!

Followed up by a second less dense turd that broke into 2. Bloop....PLOP.

Smells like roast beef fresh out the oven.

Magical. Semi erotic. Pre cum is dripping from my pee hole like a fine maple syrup. Mr. Butterpud takes his own sweet time.

Fuck it reeks in here.
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Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:10 pm

I got a text from my girlfriend that said the sewage had backed up. This had happened once before, but today was different. Entire bathroom floor and plenty of the hallway that leads to our bedroom were flooded, and there was plenty of solid stuff in the mix. Food waste, hair, and countless little balls of hydrated shit. I spent an hour picking up these little poo-nuggets one by one. Half of them were so amorphous they'd just smear on contact. Trying to pick up shit and instead smearing it into the carpet. Fuck. This all came out of the shower drain, and the inside of the shower looks like someone dumped a bucket of poo/puke/diarrhea in there and let the fully liquid portion drain away.

PIC moved to URL only since this really needn't persist
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Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:22 pm

I think if I came home to that problem I would move.
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Sun Aug 11, 2019 9:16 am

even if this happened once a year I'd fight to stay in this place - it's a really good deal for the area, walking distance to work, etc.

we even have this cool sun-room that looks out onto a hilly-forest-garden area that feels really non-urban considering the neighborhood

ironically it's the massive redwood that everyone always marvels at... whose roots fucked up the sewer line and caused this shit show

it seems like things are resolved now. carpet is still soaked in sewer water but covered in waterproof stuff - cleaner is being booked. thankfully it never really smelled that bad, weirdly.
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