TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

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Wed Jul 10, 2019 7:19 am

Apoplexy that fixes its own distortion
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Sun Jul 14, 2019 2:32 pm

2:28pm.

Was gonna beat off to some pornhub but....

Uggjgjvhhhhhhh.

Plump bulbous turd exits. Felt very doughy. A second hot dropping slowly emerges with a cute lil BLOOP.

Stinks so good.....come on baby make it stink so good.

The wipe will be like scraping bubble gum from underneath a table.
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Fri Jul 26, 2019 5:21 pm

5:17pm

Let's kick the weekend off right nigga.

Unnggggghhhhhhhhbh.

Blazing hot girthy turd drops in with a beautiful BLOOP!!!

Followed up by a second less dense turd that broke into 2. Bloop....PLOP.

Smells like roast beef fresh out the oven.

Magical. Semi erotic. Pre cum is dripping from my pee hole like a fine maple syrup. Mr. Butterpud takes his own sweet time.

Fuck it reeks in here.
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Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:10 pm

I got a text from my girlfriend that said the sewage had backed up. This had happened once before, but today was different. Entire bathroom floor and plenty of the hallway that leads to our bedroom were flooded, and there was plenty of solid stuff in the mix. Food waste, hair, and countless little balls of hydrated shit. I spent an hour picking up these little poo-nuggets one by one. Half of them were so amorphous they'd just smear on contact. Trying to pick up shit and instead smearing it into the carpet. Fuck. This all came out of the shower drain, and the inside of the shower looks like someone dumped a bucket of poo/puke/diarrhea in there and let the fully liquid portion drain away.

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Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:22 pm

I think if I came home to that problem I would move.
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Sun Aug 11, 2019 9:16 am

even if this happened once a year I'd fight to stay in this place - it's a really good deal for the area, walking distance to work, etc.

we even have this cool sun-room that looks out onto a hilly-forest-garden area that feels really non-urban considering the neighborhood

ironically it's the massive redwood that everyone always marvels at... whose roots fucked up the sewer line and caused this shit show

it seems like things are resolved now. carpet is still soaked in sewer water but covered in waterproof stuff - cleaner is being booked. thankfully it never really smelled that bad, weirdly.
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Thu Aug 22, 2019 5:52 pm

5:47 pm.

Just off work....pppplpuuush.

Blop. Followed by another blop.

Thick broken spongy turd pieces exits like ex cons from alcatraz. The smell creeps up from between my legs. Total poop smell tantalizes and teases my mind.

Small glob of doughy wet shit chunkage is slowly peeling away from my asshole.

Pushed out a little extra paste to help out. When the poop drops away slowly and it kinda tickles. That's when the good cums happen.

Shittin is the best. Nothing like it.
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Thu Aug 22, 2019 5:53 pm

You should have thrown your old lady down in the wetness and railed her buns out
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Thu Aug 22, 2019 5:53 pm

You should have thrown your old lady down in the wetness and railed her buns out
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Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:12 am

11:07am

Got done at the gym and as i was leaving i could feel the burning turds fueling up for launch. Hopped in my car and raced home.

Ungngngjhhhbbbb

Buns didn't touch seat....this poop was coming out.

Feels like i shit a bowling pin.

Can feel a little poop oil dribbling from my asshole. Glory.

As my boy tito santana would say....ARIBA!!!!
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Wed Sep 04, 2019 9:11 pm

9:09pm

Ungnnghhh. Weird.....this was feeling awfully thicker when sitting at work.

Glacier of poop crawls out of my asshole.

Deceptive. Cruel. Dropped dough like into the cold water with nary a splash.

Fuck.
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Fri Sep 06, 2019 5:14 pm

5:09pm.

Raced home....it's friday evacuation night.

Ughgjjjjjdkvkvkblggghh.

Girthy heater punches my asshole and rips on out like a sonofabitch.

Fat spongy log with sauteed poop fumes.

My butthole is twitching. Ready for more poopoo to come out. A gentle nudge seems to help fill the launch bay.

Maybe there will be more but maybe not.
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Fri Oct 11, 2019 5:23 pm

5:19pm

Let the weekend begin....was holding in some clunkers....ripped my underwear down and raced to the toilet.

Ufjvjgjcjdkxkvhhggvbbhgg.

Fat smelly greasy log exits like it ain't no thing. Bathroom is fumed out like a mutha. Breathing in heavy poop steam.

First turd was followed up by a quick hit of soft serve. Now my asshole is spasming closed.

I feel like a big dog now!

Woof woof.
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