TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

[hipster holocaust]

Something tells me you are/would really be into anal.

[kevin hash]

Something tells me you are/would really be into anal.

5 fucking pages it took to lure someone in....

Nah dude....just love taking shits.

[kevin hash]

Something tells me you are/would really be into anal.

I do love watching my dick sink into a broad's dumper.

[cxwx]

I had to run and splatter the bowl just now.

I also enjoy sodomizing human females over the age of 18.

[hipster holocaust]

Something tells me you are/would really be into anal.

I do love watching my dick sink into a broad's dumper.

I mean enjoying the butt stuff done on your dumper, in the most masculine way possible.

[kevin hash]

I'd let a dude pump my asshole for a million bucks.

[ghost boner]

what can i get for 8 bucks?

[hipster holocaust]

He did give us that fart collage song for free, so mothafucka doesn't owe us a god damn thing.

[cxwx]

He did give us that fart collage song for free, so mothafucka doesn't owe us a god damn thing.

Are talking about what I posted? That was one of Mortville Andy’s bands.

[ghost boner]

Fuck you're right. The fat track is the best. Have it on my computer right now

[kevin hash]

I'll put that bad boy back up tonight.

[kevin hash]

8:08pm.

Not feeling that super urge to shit. Im just gonna sit down and give it a whirl.

Ugggnnnhhh. Skinny long turd like a shoelace. Fucking thing wont break off.

Finally....now i got a a wad of bubblegum hanging off my asshole.

[cxwx]

Something tells me you are/would really be into anal.

I do love watching my dick sink into a broad's dumper.

I mean enjoying the butt stuff done on your dumper, in the most masculine way possible.

You’ve never had your dick sucked by a girl while she fingers your fart box?

[kevin hash]

Something tells me you are/would really be into anal.

I do love watching my dick sink into a broad's dumper.

I mean enjoying the butt stuff done on your dumper, in the most masculine way possible.

You’ve never had your dick sucked by a girl while she fingers your fart box?

Molly licked my asshole while she beat my penis. She definitely stuck some fingers up there. I blew a whole lot of cum that night.

[hipster holocaust]

[kevin hash]

4:50pm.

Dumping a total backdoor growler.

Ugghhjnnn.

Fucking huge bomb of shit. I had been holding it for the past hour. Smells like garbage as anticipated. My farts have been pure rotten egg fumes.

Sulfur special.

[kevin hash]

5:53pm.

After a long work week you just gotta treat yourself.

Unngngghhh.

Thick meaty turd with fumey rotten egg and burnt beef rage built in.

It slid out with minimal effort. I'd been holding it for about an hour.

Thank you SLH for inventing pooping.

[ghost boner]

Shit what I thought was blood this morning and freaked out til I remembered all I ate yesterday was a giant bowl of menudo

[kevin hash]

9:09am

Too early to be holding em in.

Uggghhhnnn.

Long and peppered with hot farts. Butt lips are stinging. Must be the jalapenos.

Post turd gum drops. Each one sizzling hot. I think there's more in the tumbler.

[kevin hash]

4:12pm.

Ripping some bubblers. When i get home some dinner corpses will be getting launched into a watery grave.

Jimmy dean breakfast bowls make for a powerful elixir of farty hatred.

[kevin hash]

5:38pm.

Barely made it....

Ugghhhnn.

Dumbell shaped and reekin. Total gut drainer.

[kevin hash]

8:24am.

Early morning dump....very rare. Might have been the walk i took.

Ugghhhhnn.

Not my usual coffee fueled evacuations but still fucking stinks and sizzles on the butt lips.

Big or small i love em all.

[kevin hash]

3:17pm

It was coming out as i was sitting down on the pot.

Thick beefy soft serve with hard granite chunks laced in.

Smells like london broil but in a not so appetizing way.

Let the holidays commence niggas.

[kevin hash]

5:46pm

It was touching cotton on the way back from the store.

Unnggghhh.

Soft dough slides out with fart pockets all the way. Very poopy smelling.

[Black Jacques]

what can i get for 8 bucks?

My daughter was sitting on my chest reading a book while I read this post. She just about landed on the coffee table.