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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 12:23 pm
by hipster holocaust
Something tells me you are/would really be into anal.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 6:07 pm
by kevin hash
hipster holocaust wrote: ↑Mon Nov 05, 2018 12:23 pm
Something tells me you are/would really be into anal.
5 fucking pages it took to lure someone in....
Nah dude....just love taking shits.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 9:42 pm
by kevin hash
hipster holocaust wrote: ↑Mon Nov 05, 2018 12:23 pm
Something tells me you are/would really be into anal.
I do love watching my dick sink into a broad's dumper.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 10:21 pm
by cxwx
I had to run and splatter the bowl just now.
I also enjoy sodomizing human females over the age of 18.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2018 7:39 am
by hipster holocaust
kevin hash wrote: ↑Mon Nov 05, 2018 9:42 pm
hipster holocaust wrote: ↑Mon Nov 05, 2018 12:23 pm
Something tells me you are/would really be into anal.
I do love watching my dick sink into a broad's dumper.
I mean enjoying the butt stuff done on your dumper, in the most masculine way possible.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2018 8:12 pm
by kevin hash
I'd let a dude pump my asshole for a million bucks.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 8:00 am
by ghost boner
what can i get for 8 bucks?
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 9:05 am
by hipster holocaust
He did give us that fart collage song for free, so mothafucka doesn't owe us a god damn thing.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:31 pm
by cxwx
hipster holocaust wrote: ↑Wed Nov 07, 2018 9:05 am
He did give us that fart collage song for free, so mothafucka doesn't owe us a god damn thing.
Are talking about what I posted? That was one of Mortville Andy’s bands.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 2:17 pm
by ghost boner
Fuck you're right. The fat track is the best. Have it on my computer right now
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 5:20 pm
by kevin hash
I'll put that bad boy back up tonight.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 8:11 pm
by kevin hash
8:08pm.
Not feeling that super urge to shit. Im just gonna sit down and give it a whirl.
Ugggnnnhhh. Skinny long turd like a shoelace. Fucking thing wont break off.
Finally....now i got a a wad of bubblegum hanging off my asshole.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 8:21 pm
by cxwx
hipster holocaust wrote: ↑Tue Nov 06, 2018 7:39 am
kevin hash wrote: ↑Mon Nov 05, 2018 9:42 pm
hipster holocaust wrote: ↑Mon Nov 05, 2018 12:23 pm
Something tells me you are/would really be into anal.
I do love watching my dick sink into a broad's dumper.
I mean enjoying the butt stuff done on your dumper, in the most masculine way possible.
You’ve never had your dick sucked by a girl while she fingers your fart box?
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 8:44 pm
by kevin hash
cxwx wrote: ↑Wed Nov 07, 2018 8:21 pm
hipster holocaust wrote: ↑Tue Nov 06, 2018 7:39 am
kevin hash wrote: ↑Mon Nov 05, 2018 9:42 pm
hipster holocaust wrote: ↑Mon Nov 05, 2018 12:23 pm
Something tells me you are/would really be into anal.
I do love watching my dick sink into a broad's dumper.
I mean enjoying the butt stuff done on your dumper, in the most masculine way possible.
You’ve never had your dick sucked by a girl while she fingers your fart box?
Molly licked my asshole while she beat my penis. She definitely stuck some fingers up there. I blew a whole lot of cum that night.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 7:39 am
by hipster holocaust
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 4:52 pm
by kevin hash
4:50pm.
Dumping a total backdoor growler.
Ugghhjnnn.
Fucking huge bomb of shit. I had been holding it for the past hour. Smells like garbage as anticipated. My farts have been pure rotten egg fumes.
Sulfur special.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 5:56 pm
by kevin hash
5:53pm.
After a long work week you just gotta treat yourself.
Unngngghhh.
Thick meaty turd with fumey rotten egg and burnt beef rage built in.
It slid out with minimal effort. I'd been holding it for about an hour.
Thank you SLH for inventing pooping.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:52 am
by ghost boner
Shit what I thought was blood this morning and freaked out til I remembered all I ate yesterday was a giant bowl of menudo
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 9:14 am
by kevin hash
9:09am
Too early to be holding em in.
Uggghhhnnn.
Long and peppered with hot farts. Butt lips are stinging. Must be the jalapenos.
Post turd gum drops. Each one sizzling hot. I think there's more in the tumbler.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 4:16 pm
by kevin hash
4:12pm.
Ripping some bubblers. When i get home some dinner corpses will be getting launched into a watery grave.
Jimmy dean breakfast bowls make for a powerful elixir of farty hatred.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 5:40 pm
by kevin hash
5:38pm.
Barely made it....
Ugghhhnn.
Dumbell shaped and reekin. Total gut drainer.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 8:26 am
by kevin hash
8:24am.
Early morning dump....very rare. Might have been the walk i took.
Ugghhhhnn.
Not my usual coffee fueled evacuations but still fucking stinks and sizzles on the butt lips.
Big or small i love em all.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 3:19 pm
by kevin hash
3:17pm
It was coming out as i was sitting down on the pot.
Thick beefy soft serve with hard granite chunks laced in.
Smells like london broil but in a not so appetizing way.
Let the holidays commence niggas.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 5:48 pm
by kevin hash
5:46pm
It was touching cotton on the way back from the store.
Unnggghhh.
Soft dough slides out with fart pockets all the way. Very poopy smelling.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 6:00 pm
by Black Jacques
ghost boner wrote: ↑Wed Nov 07, 2018 8:00 am
what can i get for 8 bucks?
My daughter was sitting on my chest reading a book while I read this post. She just about landed on the coffee table.
