TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
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2:28pm.
Was gonna beat off to some pornhub but....
Uggjgjvhhhhhhh.
Plump bulbous turd exits. Felt very doughy. A second hot dropping slowly emerges with a cute lil BLOOP.
Stinks so good.....come on baby make it stink so good.
The wipe will be like scraping bubble gum from underneath a table.
Was gonna beat off to some pornhub but....
Uggjgjvhhhhhhh.
Plump bulbous turd exits. Felt very doughy. A second hot dropping slowly emerges with a cute lil BLOOP.
Stinks so good.....come on baby make it stink so good.
The wipe will be like scraping bubble gum from underneath a table.
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5:17pm
Let's kick the weekend off right nigga.
Unnggggghhhhhhhhbh.
Blazing hot girthy turd drops in with a beautiful BLOOP!!!
Followed up by a second less dense turd that broke into 2. Bloop....PLOP.
Smells like roast beef fresh out the oven.
Magical. Semi erotic. Pre cum is dripping from my pee hole like a fine maple syrup. Mr. Butterpud takes his own sweet time.
Fuck it reeks in here.
Let's kick the weekend off right nigga.
Unnggggghhhhhhhhbh.
Blazing hot girthy turd drops in with a beautiful BLOOP!!!
Followed up by a second less dense turd that broke into 2. Bloop....PLOP.
Smells like roast beef fresh out the oven.
Magical. Semi erotic. Pre cum is dripping from my pee hole like a fine maple syrup. Mr. Butterpud takes his own sweet time.
Fuck it reeks in here.
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I got a text from my girlfriend that said the sewage had backed up. This had happened once before, but today was different. Entire bathroom floor and plenty of the hallway that leads to our bedroom were flooded, and there was plenty of solid stuff in the mix. Food waste, hair, and countless little balls of hydrated shit. I spent an hour picking up these little poo-nuggets one by one. Half of them were so amorphous they'd just smear on contact. Trying to pick up shit and instead smearing it into the carpet. Fuck. This all came out of the shower drain, and the inside of the shower looks like someone dumped a bucket of poo/puke/diarrhea in there and let the fully liquid portion drain away.
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even if this happened once a year I'd fight to stay in this place - it's a really good deal for the area, walking distance to work, etc.
we even have this cool sun-room that looks out onto a hilly-forest-garden area that feels really non-urban considering the neighborhood
ironically it's the massive redwood that everyone always marvels at... whose roots fucked up the sewer line and caused this shit show
it seems like things are resolved now. carpet is still soaked in sewer water but covered in waterproof stuff - cleaner is being booked. thankfully it never really smelled that bad, weirdly.
we even have this cool sun-room that looks out onto a hilly-forest-garden area that feels really non-urban considering the neighborhood
ironically it's the massive redwood that everyone always marvels at... whose roots fucked up the sewer line and caused this shit show
it seems like things are resolved now. carpet is still soaked in sewer water but covered in waterproof stuff - cleaner is being booked. thankfully it never really smelled that bad, weirdly.
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5:47 pm.
Just off work....pppplpuuush.
Blop. Followed by another blop.
Thick broken spongy turd pieces exits like ex cons from alcatraz. The smell creeps up from between my legs. Total poop smell tantalizes and teases my mind.
Small glob of doughy wet shit chunkage is slowly peeling away from my asshole.
Pushed out a little extra paste to help out. When the poop drops away slowly and it kinda tickles. That's when the good cums happen.
Shittin is the best. Nothing like it.
Just off work....pppplpuuush.
Blop. Followed by another blop.
Thick broken spongy turd pieces exits like ex cons from alcatraz. The smell creeps up from between my legs. Total poop smell tantalizes and teases my mind.
Small glob of doughy wet shit chunkage is slowly peeling away from my asshole.
Pushed out a little extra paste to help out. When the poop drops away slowly and it kinda tickles. That's when the good cums happen.
Shittin is the best. Nothing like it.
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You should have thrown your old lady down in the wetness and railed her buns out
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You should have thrown your old lady down in the wetness and railed her buns out
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11:07am
Got done at the gym and as i was leaving i could feel the burning turds fueling up for launch. Hopped in my car and raced home.
Ungngngjhhhbbbb
Buns didn't touch seat....this poop was coming out.
Feels like i shit a bowling pin.
Can feel a little poop oil dribbling from my asshole. Glory.
As my boy tito santana would say....ARIBA!!!!
Got done at the gym and as i was leaving i could feel the burning turds fueling up for launch. Hopped in my car and raced home.
Ungngngjhhhbbbb
Buns didn't touch seat....this poop was coming out.
Feels like i shit a bowling pin.
Can feel a little poop oil dribbling from my asshole. Glory.
As my boy tito santana would say....ARIBA!!!!
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9:09pm
Ungnnghhh. Weird.....this was feeling awfully thicker when sitting at work.
Glacier of poop crawls out of my asshole.
Deceptive. Cruel. Dropped dough like into the cold water with nary a splash.
Fuck.
Ungnnghhh. Weird.....this was feeling awfully thicker when sitting at work.
Glacier of poop crawls out of my asshole.
Deceptive. Cruel. Dropped dough like into the cold water with nary a splash.
Fuck.
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5:09pm.
Raced home....it's friday evacuation night.
Ughgjjjjjdkvkvkblggghh.
Girthy heater punches my asshole and rips on out like a sonofabitch.
Fat spongy log with sauteed poop fumes.
My butthole is twitching. Ready for more poopoo to come out. A gentle nudge seems to help fill the launch bay.
Maybe there will be more but maybe not.
Raced home....it's friday evacuation night.
Ughgjjjjjdkvkvkblggghh.
Girthy heater punches my asshole and rips on out like a sonofabitch.
Fat spongy log with sauteed poop fumes.
My butthole is twitching. Ready for more poopoo to come out. A gentle nudge seems to help fill the launch bay.
Maybe there will be more but maybe not.
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5:19pm
Let the weekend begin....was holding in some clunkers....ripped my underwear down and raced to the toilet.
Ufjvjgjcjdkxkvhhggvbbhgg.
Fat smelly greasy log exits like it ain't no thing. Bathroom is fumed out like a mutha. Breathing in heavy poop steam.
First turd was followed up by a quick hit of soft serve. Now my asshole is spasming closed.
I feel like a big dog now!
Woof woof.
Let the weekend begin....was holding in some clunkers....ripped my underwear down and raced to the toilet.
Ufjvjgjcjdkxkvhhggvbbhgg.
Fat smelly greasy log exits like it ain't no thing. Bathroom is fumed out like a mutha. Breathing in heavy poop steam.
First turd was followed up by a quick hit of soft serve. Now my asshole is spasming closed.
I feel like a big dog now!
Woof woof.
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12:31pm
Was about to make some lunch but then it hit me. Total concentration breaker.
Ughghghjg
Easy slide. With a not so clean break. Can feel the poopy wad stuck to my asshole. Will be a double wiper.
Smells like absolute shit.
Boner touched the toilet water. Will need to wash my dick tip.
Was about to make some lunch but then it hit me. Total concentration breaker.
Ughghghjg
Easy slide. With a not so clean break. Can feel the poopy wad stuck to my asshole. Will be a double wiper.
Smells like absolute shit.
Boner touched the toilet water. Will need to wash my dick tip.
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8:40am
Early morning poo poo.
Exits with ease. Plop. No smell yet which is weird considering how fat this first turd was.
Tiny fart. More poop exiting very slowly. Savor it. Don't force the issue. Quiet plop as turd hits turd.
3 or 4 gumball wads come out in succession.
Here comes a little piss. Still can't smell the poop. Felt great but sort of a letdown.
6/10
Early morning poo poo.
Exits with ease. Plop. No smell yet which is weird considering how fat this first turd was.
Tiny fart. More poop exiting very slowly. Savor it. Don't force the issue. Quiet plop as turd hits turd.
3 or 4 gumball wads come out in succession.
Here comes a little piss. Still can't smell the poop. Felt great but sort of a letdown.
6/10
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Could be an early COVID warning sign... Be safe out there, guy!
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"Pushin Cloth#" dedicated to reading Halfords book, on a toilet.
One wipe, I'm gonna shit it up
I'm takin' flight*, I said, I'll never shit enough
Stand tall, turds young and kinda proud
I'm on the top as long as the fart is loud
If you think I'll shit around as the world goes by
You're thinkin' like a tool 'cause it's a case of eat shit and die
Out there is a toilet waitin' to be had
You think I'll let it go you're mad
You've got another shit comin'
You've got another shit comin'
That's right, here's where the gruntin' ends
Well, listen this night there'll be some TP spent
Shittin' hard, I'm makin' all the shots
I got a fat shit comin' down like rocks
If you think I'll sit around while you tinkle gentle rain
Listen, I ain't foolin' and you'd better think again
Out there is a toilet waitin' to be had
You think I'll let it go you're mad
You got another shit comin'
You've got another shit comin'
You've got another shit comin'
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# pushing cloth, I learned from halfords book is brit talk for having to take a shit so bad, the turd is halfway out the exits and "touchin cloth in that persons drawers. Tale told about how he took a shit in a manilla envelope touring northern UK.
*(a flying shit, of course)
One wipe, I'm gonna shit it up
I'm takin' flight*, I said, I'll never shit enough
Stand tall, turds young and kinda proud
I'm on the top as long as the fart is loud
If you think I'll shit around as the world goes by
You're thinkin' like a tool 'cause it's a case of eat shit and die
Out there is a toilet waitin' to be had
You think I'll let it go you're mad
You've got another shit comin'
You've got another shit comin'
That's right, here's where the gruntin' ends
Well, listen this night there'll be some TP spent
Shittin' hard, I'm makin' all the shots
I got a fat shit comin' down like rocks
If you think I'll sit around while you tinkle gentle rain
Listen, I ain't foolin' and you'd better think again
Out there is a toilet waitin' to be had
You think I'll let it go you're mad
You got another shit comin'
You've got another shit comin'
You've got another shit comin'
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# pushing cloth, I learned from halfords book is brit talk for having to take a shit so bad, the turd is halfway out the exits and "touchin cloth in that persons drawers. Tale told about how he took a shit in a manilla envelope touring northern UK.
*(a flying shit, of course)
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I'm vaccinated.
Rest assured I'm smelling the fart laden soft serve I'm dishing up right now.
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1:33pm
Just got done taking a state test for my counseling license.
Creamy farty smelling soft serve with hard charging boulders splashing in.
My butt lips are getting cooled by the water splashing up.
Pushing out the remainder of the nervous doo doo.
I hate tests.....but I love shitting.
Just got done taking a state test for my counseling license.
Creamy farty smelling soft serve with hard charging boulders splashing in.
My butt lips are getting cooled by the water splashing up.
Pushing out the remainder of the nervous doo doo.
I hate tests.....but I love shitting.
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Any of you other old timers here use psyllium husk?
MeatGrease wrote:
I became fully redpilled by the summer of 2015 but was already holding back as early as 2014. Before that I was a anarcho punk.
Ideally, society should be organized via a warrior-priest aristocracy.
I can trace my ancestry all the way back to historic germanic tribal chieftains in fact.
I became fully redpilled by the summer of 2015 but was already holding back as early as 2014. Before that I was a anarcho punk.
Ideally, society should be organized via a warrior-priest aristocracy.
I can trace my ancestry all the way back to historic germanic tribal chieftains in fact.
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5:15pm
Just got home. Time to kick this weekend in.....unnggggjhj.....high gear.
Hot compacted girthy log exits with a little push. This is weird because at work it felt like it was going to fly out and fill my drawers.
Falls into water with nary a splash. Stinks like pure fuckin rotten poop.
Is there a difference between the smell of poop and shit? I think so. This is definitely smelling like poop.
Waiting for a small gumball of crap to free itself my asshole.
Bathroom smells pretty sexy right now.
Little pee for kicks. It is all magic.
Just got home. Time to kick this weekend in.....unnggggjhj.....high gear.
Hot compacted girthy log exits with a little push. This is weird because at work it felt like it was going to fly out and fill my drawers.
Falls into water with nary a splash. Stinks like pure fuckin rotten poop.
Is there a difference between the smell of poop and shit? I think so. This is definitely smelling like poop.
Waiting for a small gumball of crap to free itself my asshole.
Bathroom smells pretty sexy right now.
Little pee for kicks. It is all magic.
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5:45pm.
Just got home. Had to rush to the shitter to let these smelly turds loose.
Ungmgmgggggvvhhh
Super wet smacky noise as a girthy log exits my dinner morgue.
Poot. Then another medium sized piece of dietary scrapple issues forth with a plop.
Kinda smelling like rotten turds. Kinda pleasant and airy with notes of burnt bologna.
Just got home. Had to rush to the shitter to let these smelly turds loose.
Ungmgmgggggvvhhh
Super wet smacky noise as a girthy log exits my dinner morgue.
Poot. Then another medium sized piece of dietary scrapple issues forth with a plop.
Kinda smelling like rotten turds. Kinda pleasant and airy with notes of burnt bologna.
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