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kevin hash wrote: ↑Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:23 am Buttfuck in reverse.

I'm so glad you came back

I am sitting in limbo...not sure if i can shit or not. I am really into the idea of dropping some logs or spraying a lil butt piss.

Oh...wait....i think it's coming....

7:32
Cut 2 lovely cuban cigars. Slipped out like nothin. Velvet butthole.

Stinks like a good ol fashioned all american fart.

Heil.

6:37pm

Sitting down and letting out a big ol' fat slimy log. Nice and juicy. Not a lot of smell. More of a buttsweat whiff than anything.

Holding in a big one can qualify as exercise.

Hmmm. Not as much yield as i anticipated. Short stubby fatso and some soft ice cream shavings.

Whatever......they all cant be massive.

Giant chili shits today. Seemed like more went out than went in.

5:41

Pushing out a groaner. BIG PUSH. Giving it all i got.

Splash. Pretty easy on the stink factor. What a rip off.....although i did spend hours last night cutting some bubbly heaters. Maybe i used all the poop fumes up pre-shit.

A glorious mystery.

6:25

Kick things off with a nice after work piss. Now the pressure mounts....

Grrrrunt.....

A nice thick meaty turd that kinda warmed up my butt lips. Followed up by a hollow scentless fart.

The shit fumes are taking a minute to hit my hungry and curious nostrils.

If i could go poop every hour on the hour that would rule.

I literally just took a break from what I was doing to go take a shit and saw this thread had been updated! Pure kismet *plop*

5:23

The pressure is on.....i didn't even have to push. That fucker started sliding out before my buns hit the toilet seat.

Barely any smell unless i lean back then i get those sexy lil whiffs of poop with notes of burnt beef patty and balogna.

Shitting is quite the thing. Great invention.

That last one was for burt reynolds.

Smokey82.

kevin hash wrote: ↑Thu Sep 06, 2018 7:00 pm That last one was for burt reynolds.

Smokey82.

4:07

Was about to go to the store to get dish soap then a tiny little fart changed my plans. Time to dump.....

Ughhh.....turd exits with a nice slide and an efficient burst of fart wind.

My dick is getting hard the bathroom smells like a septic tank.

11:26

Just woke up. Time to treat myself to a fumey hot sexy shit.

Push....nice n easy. No splash. Like an olympic diver.

Push out a funky wad of bubblegum. Plop.

No smell.... FUCK.

oh wait.....slight rotten egg whiff.

Good to the last plop. I probably need to was my asshole now. Feels kinda stucco-y.

5:40

Just got off work. Another day of solving people's problems. Now it's time for a little problem solving of my own.

Pressure blasting some silent farts. Now for the poop de grace.....ughhhh.

Little intestinal nudge here. Oh yeah. A real asshole stretcher. Smells like dinner. When shit smells yummy it's really fun.

This fucker smells thick and felt thick. May have to rub some carmex on my butt lips.

Pooping.....the ultimate rush.

6:49pm

Coaxing a loaf out the ass. Letting it come on....interspersing some pushing. Here goes nothing.....

Grrrrrunt....out comes baby poopoo. Backing out slowly. Just now easing into the water. Plop plop.

No smell other than butt sweat.

Pooping is where it's at fellas. Lets get sexy and crap together.

Sitting at work with nitzer ebb cranked. Feeling a fat one brewing.

Will report back when it hits. Gonna shit and jack off at the same time.

5:45

Just got home. Yanked my underwear down. The shit is pushing it's way out.

Uggghnnn.

12 inches of shit meat just left my asshole.

Poot. Then a hunky wad of doodoo is slowly making its presence known.

The waves of nauseating poop fumes are shucking and jiving around my nostrils. A truly vile blend of coffee and lunch with delightful notes of navy bean soup.

Turd is well over a foot long. Floating in a sea of piss water. The battleship is fully staffed with amoebas ready for gang warfare in the sewers.

I love shitting.

5:32

Another week down. Another......

Oh fuck.....unggggh

Straight from the ass to the water in a foot long clay colored cobra. Fuckin stinks. It has to be the coffee.

1:15
Got into my car and cut a nice bubbler now my whole car smells like stale pringles.

1:32
Heading into the house now. It's shit o'clock......

Nice lil pre push just to see if its gonna be a rough ride....

Push.....ungggghh.

Gentle splash of a warm and bumpy turd. Never fails to satisfy. Not a lot of whiffage.

Still love pooping.

9:57pm

This hit me suddenly. A little smelly night cap.

Ungggghhh

That wet smacking sound as poop leaves butt. Classic.

Wonder how many shits ive bumped out in my lifetime? Who cares....shitting is the apex of human experience.

I did not go poopoo today. I feel like im missing an old friend. Tomorrow morning in going to power down some goddamned coffee and drum up a big fat dick shaped shit.

News flash:

Had a jimmy dean breakfast bowl and a cup of deathwish coffee. I just ripped a nasty fuckin fart.....the shit will be a monster. Stunk so bad i thought i was gonna puke.

I remember one time being onstage at a show and i was ripping some screamers. Front row was gagging.

5:34pm

Uggghhhhhh. Easy slide with a little back end shoving. Feels endless. Fuck yeah.

Stinks like a mutha.

Oh....more chunks coming. Ugghhhh. Kinda hot and fumey. My butt lips kinda sting a smidge. Slow to exit. Glacial in pace. Consistency of modeling clay.

Ugh. Now my stomach feels kinda rumbly. I hear silent bursts of air bubbling out.

A third much greasier chunk just raced out without warning. Smells like meatloaf. Spicey and meaty. The fumes are so thick you could take a chainsaw to em.

I think there is more on the way. Gotta go pee pee first.

Must get in the zen mode....