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7 blocks i think.

Hah you asshole. AKA that rules.

Yeah i consider it a fringe benefit.

Its gonna be a long 7 blocks today boys.

12:03pm

Didnt even let ass touch seat. This fucker flew out. Super greasy, lumpy and holy fuck it reeks. I'd been holding that one in for a few. Cold press works like a goddamned charm.

Little fart followed up with a gravey soft serve squeezer.

Not sure if there's more.....

Will follow up if more comes out. For now i need to bask in the cheap thrills of a hot shit.

11:26am.

This one feels like it will be hot n runny.

Ugghhhnnnnn.

Soft serve with bubble wrap style farts all the way. Smells creamy.

6:15pm.

Nothing like getting off work and taking a fat shit.

Ungggghhh.

A nice thick beefy pusher. Feels like a foot long. Broke off and made that classic weird wet breaking noise.

Smells like pure unfiltered poop.

Shits like these are precious.

had a no wiper today. well i mean i wiped but i didnt need to. ruled

Yeah dooood!!!

9:53pm.

It's coming!

Unnnggg....think positive.....

Slow moving hard turd leaving my anus. Plop. Here comes more. Plop.

Grit my teeth and out pop some marbles.

5:50pm.

The turds are trying beat my back door down.

Unnggghhh....huge lumpy long meaty fucking log. Followed up by a little zip of fart wind. Asshole still feels open like ther is more to come.

A brisky chunk of soft serve drops. The smell is gnarly now. Little bit of a bloop attack right now. Butthole stings.

This is what shittin is all about baby!!!

Some times I come home for lunch, but I wouldn't come home to poop. Why stink up your own house?

Fuck that....i hate shitting at work.

I think I shit as much at work as I do at home.

cxwx wrote: ↑Fri Oct 26, 2018 1:34 am I think I shit as much at work as I do at home.

More for me, may as well get paid to strain. Only suckers dump for free.

I work in a outpatient rehab facility and there is NO way im shitting where my clients shit.

Fuck that noise.

5:19pm.

Been powering down the coffee all day today. It's starting to work......

Unnnngggghhhh....girthy.

Medium length turd with substantial thickness followed up by a lady finger.

Smells like quality.

10:07am

Sunday morning coming down.

Unngghghg.

Felt bowling pin shaped. Felt hotter than usual. Limited smell which is a rip off.

kevin hash wrote: ↑Fri Oct 26, 2018 5:15 pm I work in a outpatient rehab facility and there is NO way im shitting where my clients shit.

Fuck that noise.

we have secret special bathrooms.

I took a shit the other day shaped like a bear claw.

5:18pm.

Just got home. Time for reverse anal.

Unnngngghhh. Hot steamy 1 ft turd dick drops gracefully into pissy water.

Buttlips are stinging like a mutha.

Trying to force out the remaining chunks riding the edge of my asshole.

Fuck.....smells like poetic nausea. Pure poop.

Got more to get out but its just lingering. Its that saltwater taffy style that is sticky and gooey.

Busted out a little fartage and now the tar drops like mrs. Butterworths.

Fucking poop rules.

12:12pm.

Time for a noon time banger.

Uggghhhnnnnn.

Long slider followed up by a dense deeply buried fart. Now some slow hot soft serve action. Taquitos make my asshole burn. Makes the poop kinda goopy.

Gotta love a nice thick raunchy shit boys!

Doodoo7.