Lie about yer Drinkin' & mastobating

[PhoneyBaloneyEsquire]

Only drink wine at church, blessed sacrament and only beat off to mother Theresa (god bless her).
Once at a Pat Boone Concert, burped after chugging a juice glass of prune juice. Said excuse me to my bros, and covered my mouth. Get hard on, when helping the poor and doing charity work.

[kevin hash]

I drink a case of beer a day and jack off all day long.

I fuck couch cushions.

[hipster holocaust]

Has anyone here ever drank an entire case of beer in one day before? I think my personal record is 15 or 16.

Alice Cooper diet

[kevin hash]

I can honestly say that in all my years of drinking i never polished off a case....ever.

Half rack....no problem. Im probably in the 15-16 range but that was never preferable. I got the best altitude from 8-10 factored in with 5-6 knife hits of quality weed.

[kevin hash]

Oh shit....im supposed to be lying....

It's not even 8am and im drinking cognac and smoking dabs. Gonna go to work smelling like a distillery. No one will care.

Ill beat off at least twice before noon once the booze wears off and my cock works again.

[hipster holocaust]

I can honestly say that in all my years of drinking i never polished off a case....ever.

Half rack....no problem. Im probably in the 15-16 range but that was never preferable. I got the best altitude from 8-10 factored in with 5-6 knife hits of quality weed.

In terms of whiskey I've downed a half a fifth before a gig before. That gig was not remembered, but filmed. Good lord what a fucking mess.

[kevin hash]

I dont think i ever did any hard liquor before a show. Im crazy but not that crazy.

Actually i downed 3 pints of canadian mist right before i went on stage. I was flawless.

[hipster holocaust]

What was the drunkest you've ever been?

[kevin hash]

Fuck...the bung show at conan's was pretty bad (see prom thread).

I think 1996 when i drank like 11 shots of gin (out of coffee cup). I thought i had alcohol poisoning for sure.

There were a few bung shows in vancouver at the arnada cafe where i dont know how i made it back to longview.

That band was bad for my health.

[cxwx]

I believe I've drank a liter of hard liquor in one evening. Most I've masturbated in one days was 13 or 14 years old and ordered The Spice Channel on cable before by parents put the lockout on it.

[hipster holocaust]

Did you get in trouble?

[hipster holocaust]

Some of this shit had me howling

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[cxwx]

Did you get in trouble?

Surprisingly not much. My dad did beat me up once for slamming the door and waking up my baby sister.

[kevin hash]

I have cummed at least 60 times today.

I piss cum.

If im breathing im cumming.