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a lot better/ more erotic and interesting than I expected. Went to a Burlesque show last weekend with the wife, was taen by surprise by the dancing skills of the ladies and the positive vibes at the event.

Performance I liked best that evening (admittedly mainly, but not exclusively because of the bottoms of the lady) was Polinka as Alice in WOnderland:



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Are you gay...
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Did they show off their cunts?

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fat chicks with bangs
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kevin hash wrote: Sun Oct 14, 2018 5:58 pm Did they show off their cunts?

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nah. one fat black lady showed her nipples, but that's rare in Burlesque.
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just be a stripper you idiot
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His wife wouldn't go to a strip club
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I just wanna see some fucking pussy.

Burlesque is the roller derby for broads who cant rollerskate.
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Roller derby of the peeler world.
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Stripping:burlesque::mgła:Liturgy
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I've never been to a strip club and I'm not interested in going... what's mgla, Riley?
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THE KILL wrote: Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:10 pm what's mgla
fat Liturgy with their clothes on and dancing.
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You obviously failed the SATs — Liturgy is the fat clothed broad trying to be sexy in the comparison.
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I don't like regular strip clubs so I never went to a burlesque...

It still seems like some doughy steampunk thing for annoying people who like rockabilly monster oi bands.

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Funny thing is I've never seen so many totally average people 50 years and older in a live venue that usually has hardcore and punk bands playing. Vibes were friendly and the performers were really into it.

riley-o wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:05 am You obviously failed the SATs — Liturgy is the fat clothed broad trying to be sexy in the comparison.
THE KILL wrote: Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:10 pm I've never been to a strip club and I'm not interested in going... what's mgla, Riley?
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right, I almost never listen to BM so I'm pretty clueless when it comes to cvlt bands. Anyway, almost all of the performers were pretty damn sexy...
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FIRST YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT BLACK METAL GAGA AND NOW IM SUPPOSED TO TRUST YOUR OPINION ON TITTY GIRLS OKAY SURE :ax:
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I certainly have an opinion on all BM I have heard so far... but if you actually make the effort to check out my valuable contributions to the "currently infapuated" thread, you'll see that when it comes to the ladies, I have impeccable taste mate!
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