Have You Ever Sharted

[cxwx]

You’re not The Nigorache, you’d be in the mma thread by now. I can believe that you are dumb fuck Nick from Ohio though. Remember that time you were so stupid that Spacehamster made you your very own YouTube video? I sure do.

[Jimm O' Lation]

yeah that was a fun day.did you consider it a personal victory?

[cxwx]

yeah that was a fun day.did you consider it a personal victory?

I’m pretty sure it was fun for everyone.

[spacehamster]

Weept

[godofdeadlydeath]

Yeah, was walking back from the cafeteria at college on a Sunday morning when I was hungover as shit. I had eaten a bunch of scrambled eggs, some pepperoni pizza, waffles and a big glass of milk and some black coffee. We were walking in a group back to my buddy's place and I let a fart rip and it was a nice squirt of diarrhea right into my asscrack and boxers. I decided to use one of the communal bathrooms in the hallway of their dorm building, as opposed to one of the bathrooms in my buddy's suite. I surveyed the damage, and still being kind of drunk, I decided to just trash my boxers in the garbage, clean up as much as I could with wet paper towels and just go commando until I could get back to my place up on the other campus.

[Toilet Fleet]

i read this question as "have you had norovirus" and the answer is yeah, yeah i have

last winter was terrible. twice—TWICE TIMES—i tried a fart like "ehhh maybe i'm better now" and the reality was no, no i wasn't better then. just a fuckin dollop of ass lava and a sheepish walk to the laundry room

[hipster holocaust]

At least you don't have to walk with it in your pants til you get home. There's reason why the subway smells so fuckin gnar.

[FVBTVS]