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You’re not The Nigorache, you’d be in the mma thread by now. I can believe that you are dumb fuck Nick from Ohio though. Remember that time you were so stupid that Spacehamster made you your very own YouTube video? I sure do.

yeah that was a fun day.did you consider it a personal victory?

Jimm O' Lation wrote: ↑Thu Nov 15, 2018 10:36 am yeah that was a fun day.did you consider it a personal victory?

I’m pretty sure it was fun for everyone.

Weept

Yeah, was walking back from the cafeteria at college on a Sunday morning when I was hungover as shit. I had eaten a bunch of scrambled eggs, some pepperoni pizza, waffles and a big glass of milk and some black coffee. We were walking in a group back to my buddy's place and I let a fart rip and it was a nice squirt of diarrhea right into my asscrack and boxers. I decided to use one of the communal bathrooms in the hallway of their dorm building, as opposed to one of the bathrooms in my buddy's suite. I surveyed the damage, and still being kind of drunk, I decided to just trash my boxers in the garbage, clean up as much as I could with wet paper towels and just go commando until I could get back to my place up on the other campus.

i read this question as "have you had norovirus" and the answer is yeah, yeah i have

last winter was terrible. twice—TWICE TIMES—i tried a fart like "ehhh maybe i'm better now" and the reality was no, no i wasn't better then. just a fuckin dollop of ass lava and a sheepish walk to the laundry room

At least you don't have to walk with it in your pants til you get home. There's reason why the subway smells so fuckin gnar.