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Thu Jan 03, 2019 2:45 pm

with a big window:

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AND A SHOWER

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SICK
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This place don't make sense to me no more
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FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs

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just to be clear... a personal shower? that would be like an office that's 100% window
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Remember when Beguile claimed he had his own office and a shower, and then he was just in a portable ? Hahahaha
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to be fair its an olde patient room on a floor that is no longer used for patient care and the shower is gross so i would never use it
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Meatgrease mentioned things coming across his desk. I wonder what his office is like.
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did you have to move?
let's overturn these tables disconnect these cables
This place don't make sense to me no more
copstache wrote: i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call
FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs

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Have you tried the vegan Muscle Milk ? Is it motherfucking delicious ?
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Geeheeb wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 6:54 pm
to be fair its an olde patient room on a floor that is no longer used for patient care and the shower is gross so i would never use it
Faggot...

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featherboa wrote:
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did you have to move?
not really as i was working out of a hidden cubicle thing, and i had only accumulated 6 months of shit there.
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Geeheeb wrote:
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i had only accumulated 6 months of shit there.
That's most likely why they gave you your own bathroom :tup:

Good job bud. Hope it isn't haunted...
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does it have hospital smell?
let's overturn these tables disconnect these cables
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copstache wrote: i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call
FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs

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... for the sole purpose of sexual harassing women?
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Reelapse Office (tm) powered by RUPLESTILTSKIN GRINDERRR
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can i fax you my butt

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Let me fax you my email adwessss
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featherboa wrote:
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does it have hospital smell?
no. but some of the other offices here will have poop back up out of the toilet if someone from a floor above flushes something they shouldn't down the toilet. like a bra or something, and then tje plumbers have to come fish it out.
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or a $6000 heart monitor
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there's a fucking maniac on the floor my office is on that puts a centimeter worth of paper towels on the lid of the toilet like a liner every time he shits and he's backed up the entire building a dozen times doing that shit

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FVBTVS wrote:
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there's a fucking maniac on the floor my office is on that puts a centimeter worth of paper towels on the lid of the toilet like a liner every time he shits and he's backed up the entire building a dozen times doing that shit
You should put a 24 hour CCTV sign up. Not joking.
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