Dauði Baldrs is a complete jewish lie bullshit album

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Look I know the 90s were confusing and everyone was trying to figure out what the rules of black metal were.
OK WOW, Varg and all these other frost-monkeys made some totally stellar music while totally disregarding a lot of the rules about quality and integrity and stuff, and it's okay because OF THE AESTHETIC.

FINE.

The prison keyboard bullshit is NOT magic. Everything this homo did after getting arrested is trash. He made like 2.5 AMAZING albums all in one year and that WAS IT.

STOP. The post-prison albums are crap too BUT DAUDI BALDRS IS A NATIONAL ANTHEM FOR THE KINGDOM OF PECKERS IN YOUR MOUTH.

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it sounds like mischievous cookies sneaking up on each other
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Didn’t have to use only synth because he wasn’t allowed to play guitars in prison? His story about the Algerian who built a pyre out smashed furnitures in his prison cell and then self immolated where the prison guards put out the fire and the guys skin peeled off in the guards hand is grim as fuck.

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I also just called my sister a cunt because she expects me to do yard work for her.
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It sounds like some shitty computer program to me, I think it's composed like a Guitar Tab file.
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2019 6:48 pm It sounds like some shitty computer program to me, I think it's composed like a Guitar Tab file.
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:55 pm it sounds like mischievous cookies sneaking up on each other

:lol: fuck
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remember when varg found the lifehack that if you touch your guitar to a table it gets louder

and then said amps are for jews or something and stormed off to throw rocks at trees
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copstache wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:14 pm remember when varg found the lifehack that if you touch your guitar to a table it gets louder

and then said amps are for jews or something and stormed off to throw rocks at trees
:lol: :lol: NO i missed this
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Early Burzum is the invention of girlfriend Black Metal.
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2019 11:21 pm
copstache wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:14 pm remember when varg found the lifehack that if you touch your guitar to a table it gets louder

and then said amps are for jews or something and stormed off to throw rocks at trees
:lol: :lol: NO i missed this




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I was stoked when it came out....

I thought 'oh yeah some grimy jailhouse black metal!'

Nope.
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