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Dauði Baldrs is a complete jewish lie bullshit album

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:54 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Look I know the 90s were confusing and everyone was trying to figure out what the rules of black metal were.
OK WOW, Varg and all these other frost-monkeys made some totally stellar music while totally disregarding a lot of the rules about quality and integrity and stuff, and it's okay because OF THE AESTHETIC.

FINE.

The prison keyboard bullshit is NOT magic. Everything this homo did after getting arrested is trash. He made like 2.5 AMAZING albums all in one year and that WAS IT.

STOP. The post-prison albums are crap too BUT DAUDI BALDRS IS A NATIONAL ANTHEM FOR THE KINGDOM OF PECKERS IN YOUR MOUTH.

evil saxophone crap

Re: Dauði Baldrs is a complete jewish lie bullshit album

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:55 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
it sounds like mischievous cookies sneaking up on each other

Re: Dauði Baldrs is a complete jewish lie bullshit album

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 6:42 pm
by cxwx
Didn’t have to use only synth because he wasn’t allowed to play guitars in prison? His story about the Algerian who built a pyre out smashed furnitures in his prison cell and then self immolated where the prison guards put out the fire and the guys skin peeled off in the guards hand is grim as fuck.

Never really cared about burzum one way or another.

Re: Dauði Baldrs is a complete jewish lie bullshit album

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 6:43 pm
by cxwx
I also just called my sister a cunt because she expects me to do yard work for her.

Re: Dauði Baldrs is a complete jewish lie bullshit album

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 6:48 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
It sounds like some shitty computer program to me, I think it's composed like a Guitar Tab file.

Re: Dauði Baldrs is a complete jewish lie bullshit album

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 6:52 pm
by cxwx
Eight Bit Alien wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2019 6:48 pm It sounds like some shitty computer program to me, I think it's composed like a Guitar Tab file.
What do you know. You’ve never been fucked in the ass before.

Re: Dauði Baldrs is a complete jewish lie bullshit album

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:06 pm
by Jimm O' Lation
Eight Bit Alien wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:55 pm it sounds like mischievous cookies sneaking up on each other

:lol: fuck

Re: Dauði Baldrs is a complete jewish lie bullshit album

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:14 pm
by copstache
remember when varg found the lifehack that if you touch your guitar to a table it gets louder

and then said amps are for jews or something and stormed off to throw rocks at trees

Re: Dauði Baldrs is a complete jewish lie bullshit album

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 11:21 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
copstache wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:14 pm remember when varg found the lifehack that if you touch your guitar to a table it gets louder

and then said amps are for jews or something and stormed off to throw rocks at trees
:lol: :lol: NO i missed this

Re: Dauði Baldrs is a complete jewish lie bullshit album

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 11:32 pm
by spacehamster
Early Burzum is the invention of girlfriend Black Metal.

Re: Dauði Baldrs is a complete jewish lie bullshit album

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 12:20 am
by cxwx
Eight Bit Alien wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2019 11:21 pm
copstache wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:14 pm remember when varg found the lifehack that if you touch your guitar to a table it gets louder

and then said amps are for jews or something and stormed off to throw rocks at trees
:lol: :lol: NO i missed this





Re: Dauði Baldrs is a complete jewish lie bullshit album

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 12:55 am
by The Real MPD


whats with all these filipinos bagging my groceries and not caring about me?

Re: Dauði Baldrs is a complete jewish lie bullshit album

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 7:28 am
by kevin hash
I was stoked when it came out....

I thought 'oh yeah some grimy jailhouse black metal!'

Nope.