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first went on the official relapse board in high school...1999, 2k maybe?

I'm fucking 35 now,

I'm already past my prime, I never understood my parents until the drug/booze haze wore off

I was born in 1977. I just walked to Walmart to buy rot gut. The cashier was under 21 so she had to call a manager. “You look 25 can I see your ID?” Should I feel flattered? An Indian woman told me to cut in front of her because I only had a 6 pack then he told me she was envious of my hair. I gave her a dollar because she offered to let me cut in front of her. I was already so drunk I have her $2 by mistake and her daughter ran up to me and gave me a dollar back. She looked about 19. All four of these women were brown. I already ate some cunt and ass today and came in a women’s mouth. She swallowed my nut. I never want to have children.

That's rough...

My coworker has a nice ass. Her boy friend is weird and overly friendly. I’m suspicious they want to have some weird cuck relationship with me. I suspect they do drugs. I’ve yet to read Tolstoy.!

Hey Travis did you read 2666 yet?

Read “A Little Life” if you haven’t yet Chad.

I wish I was aborted

I feel good

+ rode my bike over 300 miles last week with camping in the rain
- hurt my arm just throwing a frisbee

Been posting here for 20 years now. That's so dumb even thinking that.

cxwx wrote: ↑Sat Jun 15, 2019 5:32 pm I already ate some cunt and ass today and came in a women’s mouth. She swallowed my nut. I never want to have children.

Obviously you're talking about a hooker but regardless I'm glad you're at least getting that. I was worried about you being too cut off from human contact.

Geeheeb wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:29 am + rode my bike over 300 miles last week with camping in the rain

Didn't happen

Geeheeb wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:29 am hurt my arm just throwing a frisbee

Did happen

MeatGrease wrote: ↑Tue Jun 18, 2019 2:42 pm

cxwx wrote: ↑Sat Jun 15, 2019 5:32 pm I already ate some cunt and ass today and came in a women’s mouth. She swallowed my nut. I never want to have children.

Obviously you're talking about a hooker but regardless I'm glad you're at least getting that. I was worried about you being too cut off from human contact.

Geeheeb wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:29 am + rode my bike over 300 miles last week with camping in the rain

Didn't happen

Geeheeb wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:29 am hurt my arm just throwing a frisbee

Did happen

I’m really happy you’re concerned about my well being. Tell me more about your girlfriend? I assume she has some sort of mental illness or personality disorder if she would voluntarily allow you to ejaculate inside her. Or maybe you two are saving your selves for marriage. As far as geenheeb I would be interested in how well you function with degenerative arthritis. Have you ever considered euthanasia? I feel you could serve humanity better as an organ donor.

MeatGrease wrote: ↑Tue Jun 18, 2019 2:42 pm

cxwx wrote: ↑Sat Jun 15, 2019 5:32 pm I already ate some cunt and ass today and came in a women’s mouth. She swallowed my nut. I never want to have children.

Obviously you're talking about a hooker but regardless I'm glad you're at least getting that. I was worried about you being too cut off from human contact.

Geeheeb wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:29 am + rode my bike over 300 miles last week with camping in the rain

Didn't happen

Geeheeb wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:29 am hurt my arm just throwing a frisbee

Did happen

Fucking zip it, doofus; you haven't seen pussy in so long that you'd throw stones at it.

cxwx wrote: ↑Tue Jun 18, 2019 3:22 pm As far as geenheeb I would be interested in how well you function with degenerative arthritis.

Probably about as good as his frail, junior college attending ass fares as is.
Which is to say, not very.

zombiehead wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:24 pm Been posting here for 20 years now. That's so dumb even thinking that.

I didn't realize the Relapse board went that far back... we should form a social hierarchy based on who showed up when.

I wonder how many living members the 1999 club has? You guys could potentially be our nosferatu elder vampire ruling class...

zombiehead wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:24 pm Been posting here for 20 years now. That's so dumb even thinking that.

Pathetic, I've only been on here 15

Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Sun Jun 23, 2019 4:56 pm

zombiehead wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:24 pm Been posting here for 20 years now. That's so dumb even thinking that.

I didn't realize the Relapse board went that far back... we should form a social hierarchy based on who showed up when.

I wonder how many living members the 1999 club has? You guys could potentially be our nosferatu elder vampire ruling class...

97/98ish for me. Old as fvck?

late 98ish

holy shit what’s up Ryan

hey buddy!

HI RYAN

No fucking way did a Relapse forum exist in 98? I need evidence, I need archaeology

feels right

i feel like i migrated from LOUDNET to RELAPSE that summer while i was in this small white room in my parents house and going crazy on NAPSTER

dillinger escape plan was the coolest thing in the universe at the time and everyone was sucking their dicks and i kept making raspberry noises with my keyboard at the entire idea of that but then i saw some robert posts where he was like FUCK THAT K*KE SHIT, INCAPACITANTS or something to that effect and i was like ok i like this board huehuehueh

and aeser made daily diatribes against metalcore on loudnet

could be 99? lurked in 98 and posted in 99 once and then never again until 2005. who knows. the way back machine doesnt show a forum link on the 98 page but i remember different hosts for it. it migrated to and from the official site a couple times

Started posting in 2000, shit really got lit after 9/11 imho

I've posting here for a while but i don't know when the old bungvox account got started.

I remember the jayson tigerclaw days.

Im 46 my dick gets hard, my piss is yellow, my shit is brown and i feel great.

Being old is for cum suiciders.

I was going through some junk in my garage and found photos from when my sister was a baby (shes 28 and married with a 2 year old) and paper work from when I lived in the Bay Area. Plus an Atari 1050 disk drive that belonged to my dad still in the original box. It made me feel incredibly old, broken down and dead inside. Probably because I am.

FVBTVS wrote: ↑Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:21 pm
dillinger escape plan was the coolest thing in the universe at the time and everyone was sucking their dicks

enemyofthesun told me I should check out the board at a DEP show (with Candiria and Isis -- putting my board birthday somewhere in the YEAR 2000)