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Sun Jul 07, 2019 12:27 pm

this is a thread for you to say your humblebrags. I am not sure if you should be trying to nullify the humblebragginess or not, but maybe let's lean YES because we don't want the board to die with us all actually hating each other

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when I wear a dress shirt, I like to have the sleeves rolled up, but it's nearly impossible to do while wearing a shirt that fits properly. so I typically pre-roll the sleeves before putting the shirt on, which is annoying to do, but also makes me think "oooh my arms are big/strong" (which I know is objectively not true - there was a time when I was more built, but that time is gone forever) and then I feel embarrassed for my own thought
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Sun Jul 07, 2019 3:27 pm

why do you want to know these things?
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Sun Jul 07, 2019 4:17 pm

for the book I'm writing about the forum
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Mon Jul 08, 2019 2:39 am

For the first time since I started, I posted a video on social media of me doing BJJ and my mom sent me a message that I was good

She seemed genuinely surprised that I didn’t suck :lol: :lol:
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Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:36 am

riley-o wrote:
Mon Jul 08, 2019 2:39 am
For the first time since I started, I posted a video on social media of me doing BJJ and my mom sent me a message that I was good

She seemed genuinely surprised that I didn’t suck :lol: :lol:
post the video
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I’ve been in a new position at my job for less than a month and I’m already number one out of all the employees.


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Tue Jul 09, 2019 9:31 pm

THE KILL wrote:
Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:36 am
riley-o wrote:
Mon Jul 08, 2019 2:39 am
For the first time since I started, I posted a video on social media of me doing BJJ and my mom sent me a message that I was good

She seemed genuinely surprised that I didn’t suck :lol: :lol:
post the video
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Wed Jul 10, 2019 6:18 am

riley-o wrote:
Tue Jul 09, 2019 9:31 pm

Nice sweeps, mate!
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