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Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:42 pm

I've lost some weight in the last couple of months. I look forward to the day where I can look in the mirror and not feel complete disgust. Also, I haven't necked myself yet. That counts for something, right?
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Fri Aug 16, 2019 6:05 pm

IN THE SPIRIT OF VERN...

I'm attending a science conference soon, and someone I have interacted with professionally but only via phone/email (she's kind of in a power position over me) emailed to ask if I'd be attending the dinner cruise (!!!) that is one night of the meeting, so we could meet/talk in person. I said I would indeed see her there, and that it would be nice to talk, and she responds with:
I did the cruise 2 years ago and it was a nice dinner with lakeside view. The year before was dinner at XXXXX, another nice view. It was easier then to ditch the unwanteds (not talking about you!) as opposed to being trapped on a boat.
what does this mean!?!? is an unwanted someone lame who's hitting on her? and if I'm not an unwanted does that mean I'm a wanted and therefore :bigdog: !?!?

I'm mostly posting about this here because doing so guarantees I will not be fucking this chick :idea:
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Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:20 pm

use your science to turn her into a crab

then set her loose on christmas island
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Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:05 am

I thought it was tedious to write 27 pages of research proposal

then I tried reading those 27 pages
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Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:08 am

that's an interesting problem
let's overturn these tables disconnect these cables
This place don't make sense to me no more
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Tue Aug 20, 2019 2:29 pm

I'm about to die

I've slept 5 of the last ~50 hours - probably a personal record for slavishly staring at a computer

my eyes are decrepit
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Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:32 pm

i would think given your area that there would be a lot of demand for you to do the research, does that not lower the bar for the proposals?
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Wed Aug 21, 2019 1:23 am

yeah, I am definitely playing on easy mode in some respects

the thing i'm talking about above will have a pretty good chance of getting funded, which is a good motivator, but still, somebody's gotta sit down and write it. this one was a "program" proposal which is like, 8 lab-head-level scientists collaborating with a certain aim. writing about my field isn't so bad, but rapidly learning another field and writing about it with authority is taxing. there are a few scene papas "contributing" to the project, but in reality they're too busy/disaffected to spend too much time on the paperwork, so... I'm the guy! final PDF was 130 pages, but most of that is budget nonsense. the folder on my computer dedicated to this proposal has almost 400 files in it, and none of that is fluff.

I have another thing due monday which would be just me proposing alone - would be way better for me if it was awarded but odds are much slimmer. it's basically been back-burner'd because of the thing above, which will make me feel like a total moron if the above thing doesn't end up getting the money!
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Wed Aug 21, 2019 4:29 am

thoughts and prayers headed your way
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Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:02 am

i have three crippling and hellacious mosquito bites on three knuckles all on the same hand

they require near constant scratching! 8)
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Sat Aug 24, 2019 4:32 pm

look at this guy who's left the house at all ever (or has windows that open!)
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cxwx wrote:
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I’ve been in a new position at my job for less than a month and I’m already number one out of all the employees.


I’m king turd on shit mountain.
Apparently I was number one in the nation last month.
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Mon Dec 30, 2019 12:03 pm

so that girl that i was talking about in this thread went mia for a few months. her husband threw her down the stairs and broke her back. his mom bailed him out and they put her in PC and she had to move and delete all social media. the other day her friend wrote me on fb saying she wanted to get a hold of me. i gave her my number and we talked for a bit. my friend has since moved out and she is coming over friday. wtf am i doing guys?
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Mon Dec 30, 2019 12:19 pm

ghost boner wrote:
Mon Dec 30, 2019 12:03 pm
so that girl that i was talking about in this thread went mia for a few months. her husband threw her down the stairs and broke her back. his mom bailed him out and they put her in PC and she had to move and delete all social media. the other day her friend wrote me on fb saying she wanted to get a hold of me. i gave her my number and we talked for a bit. my friend has since moved out and she is coming over friday. wtf am i doing guys?
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What's the issue here? Wrap your dick up and stab her in the ovaries.

Fuck that dinner and movie shit though.
Invite her over and get up in her belly. Repeat for as long as she'll tolerate it.
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hipster holocaust wrote:
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Starting a new gig a few k more than expected and talked them into working remotely instead of moving to Napa like the description originally asked for 👍
Oh yeah, an update with this was since I was leaving for the competition my company countered with at threat of legal action because they said I signed a non-compete contract valid for one year. When I asked to see it, they said ok, then came back at the end of the day with an offer to match the base salary, on top of keeping my commission checks and agreed to 100% remote work if I stay.

This is what happens when your book keeping team sucks :lol:
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Tue Dec 31, 2019 10:48 pm

I got the local “doom metal” show to play agoraphobic noerbleed’s “watching a clown point a gun at a small dog”
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