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unbelievable faggottry...we're forced to see this unrelenting dumbfuck shit during sports

quentin tarantino is a shitty filmmaker. all of his movies suck

almost everything from America sucks

if you want to turn charles manson into fun, read james mason

only morons and assholes like tarantino
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Chad wrote:
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quentin tarantino is a shitty filmmaker. all of his movies suck

this
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the fucking dialogue to any of his films :fp:

couldn't direct himself across an empty room
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Chad are you one of those guys who was mad because you thought he got the good vs evil all wrong in Inglorious Basterds?
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CHAD ANSWER ME
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no dude, I just hate his fucking stupid movies

hate America too
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Eight Bit Alien wrote:
Wed Jul 24, 2019 3:18 pm
Chad are you one of those guys who was mad because you thought he got the good vs evil all wrong in Inglorious Basterds?
You know that's really what it is. Brad Pitt's character is the personification of everything Chad hates about America.

Anyway, serious answer: the only Tarantino movie I really didn't like was the first Kill Bill. The way Tarantino references or outright steals from other movies usually works for me because he blends things in a way where it ends up being interesting or new or at least amusing, but Kill Bill was just an American making a 70s Kung Fu flick without the authenticity.

At the same time, though, the only Tarantino movies I've watched more than once are Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction.
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I’m actually intrigued by where he’ll end up when he gets older. His directing/writing style has gone from aping gruff crime dramas to grind house to spaghetti westerns. If he’s following a time line will he end up with something akin to a John Carpenter adventure?
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Dont think we'll get that man unfortunately. He's been talking for years about retiring after his tenth major feature, and it seems lately like he really means it. That means that Star Trek will be the last, assuming that happens.

He talked years ago about doing a giallo style horror, but i don't think we'll get that lucky.

He definitely should've done a real horror. Weept.
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Instead of Carpenter I almost wrote slasher film. But, yes, an Argento style one would actually be something I see him doing, as I backtracked from it since Friday the 13th and such seemed too pedestrian for him.
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only Jackie Brown is real...
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only Jackie Brown is real...
You watched it...?
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shut up you fucking grilled cheese child toucher
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We’re just gonna ignore the Dennis Hopper monologue about Sicilians? You kill me Chad.
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I barely remember Inglourius Basterds; I this something like what you guys are talking about ?
https://reason49.wordpress.com/2013/05/ ... s-you-are/

that's some dumb both-sides type shit; fuck quentin
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Hahah no i meant the very surface conflict of jews killing hitler and nazis...
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I barely remember Inglourius Basterds; I this something like what you guys are talking about ?
https://reason49.wordpress.com/2013/05/ ... s-you-are/

that's some dumb both-sides type shit; fuck quentin
Because some pseudo-intellectual twit with a Wordpress blog who basically can't form a coherent sentence wrote this, it follows logically that this was Tarantino's intention. Okay.

I really don't hate anyone on this board anymore, but your relentless stupidity is kind of endearing in its... consistency.
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I thought the article was entertaining, even if it was written by a person with an extensive fedora collection.
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you've been doing a lot better lately spacehamster; it seems like you only misread my posts now instead of everyone's
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probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs -eba
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:lol:
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Ah, the Trump-Fu defense.
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I joke around a lot by saying stupid stuff (even stupider than what I really think), when I do it in real life, I mostly get blank stares. Not sure why it bothers you.

The other day I gut stung by a sting ray. This hurts real bad and the only relief is sitting around with your foot in a bucket of near-boiling hot water at the lifeguard HQ. Anyways, this other DAD was sitting next to me with his foot in scalding water too, wincing, and I turn to him and I say "At least we're immune now" and he was like "umm.... I don't think it works that way" (blank stare)
i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call -copstache
probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs -eba
it's been hard to find the focus necessary with all the racket my wife & her boyfriend have been making -necro-meter
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featherboa wrote:
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"At least we're immune now"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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