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Tue Dec 24, 2019 3:35 pm

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Huge nightwish fans. Possibly the biggest. She works as a bartender. Owns no normal clothes. Bedroom of her apartment is nothing but piles of steampunk lingerie for all occasions. Has had the same silk sheets on her bed for 4 years. Burns nag champa constantly. Owns a coffee cup that says 'im a coffee ghoul.' Is planning on getting a castle tattooed on her ass but has to wait till payday. She drives a 1987 volvo wago with a tape deck. Ashtray is full of crystals and change. Car smells like crotch and little tree air frsheners. Currently listening to Fields of the Nephilim. Reads books about witch craft and lets you know all about it every chance she gets. Tries telling you your fortune whether you want to know it or not. Has 3 cats. Loves anal and prefers it over cunt sex. Likes candle wax poured on her asshole. Pretends she knows what voltaire was writing about. Has a laugh like an air raid siren. Her best friend is named jenn.

I'll get to him later....
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Tue Dec 24, 2019 4:04 pm

Good god man, these little details that you pick out... a nightmare of truth. Never stop.
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Tue Dec 24, 2019 5:53 pm

Pretends she knows what voltaire was writing about. Has a laugh like an air raid siren. Her best friend is named jenn.
ahahahha holy shit

i edited your post to de-vern, hope that's ok
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good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning
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Tue Dec 24, 2019 10:36 pm

The dude works at Gamestop. Big expert on coffee bordering on snobbery. Plays DnD every other weekend with the bros from work. He bought a guitar 4 years ago in hopes that he would learn how to shred like 'nightwish style' yet the guitar is still in the gig bag in the garage. He is currently living with his best friend Jarred AKA eldritch because he missed rent for a few month. He claims to feel bad about losing his place but says 'burning man is a once in a lifetime thing and I just had to do it......life is about the adventure.' wears bikini briefs. Smokes cloves but only after he's had a few lemon drops. Loves the chicken fajitas at Applebees and claims 'Mexico doesn't have anything on the bee....because believe me I've been there.' Drives a prius. Made it halfway through a nursing program before the lure of managing Gamestop came calling. Has been with Lisa for about 6 months. Keeps a jar of almond butter in his backpack just in case he gets hungry and needs a little snack. Knows every line from Beetlejuice. Has a weird belief that he would probably do pretty good in an MMA fight. No one knows why. Thinks Floor Janssen is the best singer 'the wish' has ever had. Was accused of date rape on more than one occasion. Loves Cards Against Humanity.
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Tue Dec 24, 2019 10:50 pm

just fucking magnificent

voltaire line will be with me forever
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Fri Dec 27, 2019 8:33 am

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MeatGrease wrote:I think New Jersey has permanently fucked up my DNA
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