Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious

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Necrometer wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:17 pm
wait

where are his CDs now
zombiehead wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:56 pm
Probably in the storage unit he's living in
there's nothing to make you resent a collection of physical media like MOVING IT
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Eight Bit Alien wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:09 pm
fucking starch-golem
FUCK
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Necrometer wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:59 pm
Necrometer wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:17 pm
wait

where are his CDs now
zombiehead wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:56 pm
Probably in the storage unit he's living in
there's nothing to make you resent a collection of physical media like MOVING IT
Yeah, I did that last year. I got like 7,000 DVDs and 6,000 CDs. It was hell
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Necrometer wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:59 pm
there's nothing to make you resent a collection of physical media like MOVING IT
Dude hate to be contrarian but no way. When I moved into my new place, the thing that kept me going was the thought of unboxing all my monster movie VHS tapes and putting them in their new home. I'm still fantasizing about building their correct, final shelving solution.

Of course in Dwyer's situation he had to look at these little plastic rectangles and move them bit by bit, knowing that they were the cursed gold that he'd destroyed his life acquiring.

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Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:08 pm
Eight Bit Alien wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:09 pm
fucking starch-golem
FUCK
In the interest of transparency, someone on this board called someone else a 'dairy golem' like 12 years ago, and it's been in my mind/usage ever since. I usually change it to 'cholesterol golem'.
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I hear you man! I hope I'm not such a pain in the ass that people hesitate to contradict me :oops:
Eight Bit Alien wrote:final shelving solution
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Now he could become a motivational speaker who warns misbehaving teenagers that it they don't get their act together they'll end up living in a van down by the river.

Or if that's too much work he could always donate starch.
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Eight Bit Alien wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:25 pm
Dude hate to be contrarian but no way. When I moved into my new place, the thing that kept me going was the thought of unboxing all my monster movie VHS tapes and putting them in their new home. I'm still fantasizing about building their correct, final shelving solution.
I'm moving in 3 weeks and as I was sifting through stuff to give away I came upon my very modest VHS horror collection and I'm so looking forward to dying with these tapes in my possession.

Also, I did a legit spit-take at starch-golem so thanks.
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This is what it looked like after I moved. The boxes had all my media in them, excluding books and vinyl.

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Drink water Dwyer...
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Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:31 pm
Drink water Dwyer...
Maybe socialist kana duh should seize your assets and give your hovel to mr potato barrel. You and your deformed brat can be housed in one of our border jumper gulags, considering how much you love brown people. Your wife can suck dick for toonies next to the dumpster behind the local Tim Horton’s.
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cxwx wrote:
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the awesome Assassin wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:31 pm
Drink water Dwyer...
Maybe socialist kana duh should seize your assets and give your hovel to mr potato barrel. You and your deformed brat can be housed in one of our border jumper gulags, considering how much you love brown people. Your wife can suck dick for toonies next to the dumpster behind the local Tim Horton’s.
My wife would never do that... The rest I don't understand...
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I he saying he made 25 $bux that day?
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I think so!
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He sells CDs on Amazon as a third party seller.
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hahaha piece of fucking shit
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riley-o wrote:
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:lol:
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zombiehead wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 4:41 pm
He sells CDs on Amazon as a third party seller.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh my god.
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LOL Neckwrecker just posted a screenshot of a fucking PM he personally sent her on FB requesting to support his gofundme 🤥🤥🤥🤥
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He can make a hobo hammock out of embalmer hats and wacco Jesus cargo shorts.
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