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Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:59 pm
by Necrometer
Necrometer wrote: ↑Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:17 pmwait
where are his CDs now
zombiehead wrote: ↑Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:56 pmProbably in the storage unit he's living in
there's nothing to make you resent a collection of physical media like MOVING IT
Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:08 pm
by Jimm O' Lation
Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:19 pm
by zombiehead
Necrometer wrote: ↑Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:59 pm
Necrometer wrote: ↑Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:17 pmwait
where are his CDs now
zombiehead wrote: ↑Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:56 pmProbably in the storage unit he's living in
there's nothing to make you resent a collection of physical media like MOVING IT
Yeah, I did that last year. I got like 7,000 DVDs and 6,000 CDs. It was hell
Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:25 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Necrometer wrote: ↑Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:59 pm
there's nothing to make you resent a collection of physical media like MOVING IT
Dude hate to be contrarian but no way. When I moved into my new place, the thing that kept me going was the thought of unboxing all my monster movie VHS tapes and putting them in their new home. I'm still fantasizing about building their correct, final shelving solution.
Of course in Dwyer's situation he had to look at these little plastic rectangles and move them bit by bit, knowing that they were the cursed gold that he'd destroyed his life acquiring.
In the interest of transparency, someone on this board called someone else a 'dairy golem' like 12 years ago, and it's been in my mind/usage ever since. I usually change it to 'cholesterol golem'.
Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:43 pm
by Necrometer
I hear you man! I hope I'm not such a pain in the ass that people hesitate to contradict me
Eight Bit Alien wrote:final shelving solution
Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:45 am
by How Are Mortiis Goatse?!
Now he could become a motivational speaker who warns misbehaving teenagers that it they don't get their act together they'll end up living in a van down by the river.
Or if that's too much work he could always donate starch.
Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:50 am
by Honky Kong 64
Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:25 pm
Dude hate to be contrarian but no way. When I moved into my new place, the thing that kept me going was the thought of unboxing all my monster movie VHS tapes and putting them in their new home. I'm still fantasizing about building their correct, final shelving solution.
I'm moving in 3 weeks and as I was sifting through stuff to give away I came upon my very modest VHS horror collection and I'm so looking forward to dying with these tapes in my possession.
Also, I did a legit spit-take at starch-golem so thanks.
Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:23 pm
by zombiehead
This is what it looked like after I moved. The boxes had all my media in them, excluding books and vinyl.
Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:05 am
by cxwx
I’m remembering some old joke about building a refugee tent out of irregular Nile hoodies.
Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:31 pm
by the awesome Assassin
Drink water Dwyer...
Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 7:09 pm
by cxwx
Maybe socialist kana duh should seize your assets and give your hovel to mr potato barrel. You and your deformed brat can be housed in one of our border jumper gulags, considering how much you love brown people. Your wife can suck dick for toonies next to the dumpster behind the local Tim Horton’s.
Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:12 am
by hipster holocaust
Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 10:25 am
by the awesome Assassin
cxwx wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 7:09 pm
Maybe socialist kana duh should seize your assets and give your hovel to mr potato barrel. You and your deformed brat can be housed in one of our border jumper gulags, considering how much you love brown people. Your wife can suck dick for toonies next to the dumpster behind the local Tim Horton’s.
My wife would never do that... The rest I don't understand...
Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 10:26 am
by zombiehead
Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 3:41 am
by spacehamster
I he saying he made 25 $bux that day?
Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 5:58 am
by Eight Bit Alien
I think so!
Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:47 am
by AskForRaffo
He works for Discogs AND AMAZON???
Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 3:03 pm
by Geeheeb
Amazon has a $15 / hr minimum wage dude
Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 4:41 pm
by zombiehead
He sells CDs on Amazon as a third party seller.
Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 4:50 pm
by Jimm O' Lation
hahaha piece of fucking shit
Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 9:02 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 9:18 pm
by FVBTVS
Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 9:46 pm
by spacehamster
zombiehead wrote: ↑Mon Sep 16, 2019 4:41 pm
He sells CDs on Amazon as a third party seller.
Oh my god.
Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 1:34 pm
by hipster holocaust
Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 1:49 pm
by cxwx
He can make a hobo hammock out of embalmer hats and wacco Jesus cargo shorts.