My Himalayan salt lamp tastes 100% normal

[Eight Bit Alien]

I don't think it's fucking salt at all. These lying pieces of shit. I think it's just a pink rock.

I bet antifreeze isn't even sweet.

Here's a life tip; if people in your life constantly tell you to not lick and taste certain objects, and that you're 34 years old, they're just gatekeepers who are trying to keep you from the truth.

[Necrometer]

fun fact: they just add sweetener to antifreeze so dogs won't try and eat it (because dogs don't like candy)

[Necrometer]

does your pro-tip hold if I mail you a crystal of hydrogen peroxide?

[featherboa]

Any of you guys have BLACK salt from the Indian grocery store?
It looks pink to me so I dunno why they call it that.
Anyways, sometimes I eat a handful and it give me really funny smelling farts

[Honky Kong 64]

Look all I can say is definitely lick birthday streamers OK?

[Necrophilic Mallard]

Look all I can say is definitely lick birthday streamers OK?

Do...they melt?

Like the non-cheesy poof packing peanuts?

[Eight Bit Alien]

Yeah crepe paper things? They taste totally salty it's awesome

Play-doh was also salty and good iirc

[postaddiction]

I tried my lamp. I detected hints of saltiness, but not as much as I would expect from a pure rock of salt. Results inconclusive.

[hipster holocaust]

Reviews of your own cum (bungvox replies only)

[postaddiction]

own cum fits nicely in cunt