BIRDS JUST LOVE ME AN ME NEW SWEATER MATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NIGEL GARAGE
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Sat Jan 11, 2020 10:44 am

WAS JUST IN TH SHOP BUYIN SOME VODDY AN A LITTLE LADY CLOCKS ME ALL FLIRTY LIKE AN GIVE ME A SLY WINK ANYWAY AH TELLS HER HEARTWORK IS PISH AND SHE STILL WANTS IN SLAMMED UP HER COUNCIL GRITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO ANYWAY AHM BUYIN ME VODDY AN THE LITTLE MINX IS RIGHT AFTER IT AGAIN STARIN AT ME BAWS LIKE PROHIBITION ON BRITISH BEEF STARTS IN HALF AN HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANYWAY YER PROBABLY THINKJN 'WOTS THIS GOT TAE DO WITH THE PRICE AH A BLOWIE' SO AHL CUT THE THE CHASE

SO THERE YA ARE EH?! SAT AT HOME IN YER DISTURBED ALL OVER TIE YEAH MATE I BET YER ALL IN FLOODS O TEARS AND JELLZ WHEN YA LERN OF ME SYMPHONIES OF SICNES SWEATER WONDERIN 'HOW THE FUCK DOES NARCOSIS DO IT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS AND GREYIN PUBES?!?!?!' !!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM FUCKIN FLYIN MATE FIRST PAUL WELLA AND E209 THEN A MININGUN THEN A PILE O TIN AND NOW A IM ROCKIN OUT SO VERY COMPLETELY THAT AHM PASSIN ON MINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOT ABOUT YOU THEN EH?!??!!?!!!!!!!!


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sat Jan 11, 2020 2:44 pm

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Sat Jan 11, 2020 3:24 pm

Necrometer wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 2:44 pm
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WATS WRONG OLE ROSSY BOSS?~!!? TAD BIT VEXED?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW LONGS IT BEEN SINCE YA HAD A TASTE O PROPER SCRUM? OI THATS RIGHT YE BEEN BOUNCIN UP AN DOWN ON YER MIDGY'S BIG FAT FANNY SINCE THE CLOBBERING OF SECOND BELL!!! DONT MIND ME BUGGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM MENTAL CAN'T BE HELPED!!!!!!!!!!! JUST A BIT O NUDGEY BETWEEN THE LADS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol:

EVER SEEN A BRITISH BEAUTY IN ER BUFFO-CLOAK?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???? NOT A STITCH OF LINEN BETWEEN HER TITS AND YER PEEPY WEEPIES???????????? FIGURE OF A WET TEABAG AND ER SAINTED FACE WITH SKIN LIKE FRESH RASPBERRY CUSTARD???!!!!!!! GALAPAGOS SYNDROME SIMPLE AS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CENTURIES SEPARATED FROM THE SUN, MOISTENED BY CHOKING BOGGY SWAMP-AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YER KIPPER NEVER HAD A BETTER STICK OLE ROSSY, IT NEVER HAD A BETTER STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mrgreen: :!:

ISOLATIONIST IMPERIALISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD FOR TAKEOUT CUISINE BAD FOR RECESSIVE GENES AS WE SAY DOWN AT BLOUGH-ON-TOUGHERSOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW I'VE GOT TO BE STEPPING OUT IN ME LAWNMOWER DETH HAT, WARHAMMER CONVENTION SLAGS WONT DATE RAPE THEMSELVES MY DEAR PALLY WALLY!!!!!!!!!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol:
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.
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OY, NIGEL! POST SOME OF YOUR NEW ART! THOSE WERE GOOD!
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I wish this board was nothing but chris and james going at it from here on out
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ghost boner wrote:
Tue Jan 14, 2020 3:42 pm
I wish this board was nothing but chris and james going at it from here on out
SLAG OFF IM HAVIN A TOSS :x :x
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.
FVBTVS wrote:
Tue Nov 10, 2015 7:58 am
tried to make an ideal wife. she had a burn in the center of her forehead..
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