BIRDS JUST LOVE ME AN ME NEW SWEATER MATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NIGEL GARAGE
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WAS JUST IN TH SHOP BUYIN SOME VODDY AN A LITTLE LADY CLOCKS ME ALL FLIRTY LIKE AN GIVE ME A SLY WINK ANYWAY AH TELLS HER HEARTWORK IS PISH AND SHE STILL WANTS IN SLAMMED UP HER COUNCIL GRITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO ANYWAY AHM BUYIN ME VODDY AN THE LITTLE MINX IS RIGHT AFTER IT AGAIN STARIN AT ME BAWS LIKE PROHIBITION ON BRITISH BEEF STARTS IN HALF AN HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANYWAY YER PROBABLY THINKJN 'WOTS THIS GOT TAE DO WITH THE PRICE AH A BLOWIE' SO AHL CUT THE THE CHASE

SO THERE YA ARE EH?! SAT AT HOME IN YER DISTURBED ALL OVER TIE YEAH MATE I BET YER ALL IN FLOODS O TEARS AND JELLZ WHEN YA LERN OF ME SYMPHONIES OF SICNES SWEATER WONDERIN 'HOW THE FUCK DOES NARCOSIS DO IT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS AND GREYIN PUBES?!?!?!' !!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM FUCKIN FLYIN MATE FIRST PAUL WELLA AND E209 THEN A MININGUN THEN A PILE O TIN AND NOW A IM ROCKIN OUT SO VERY COMPLETELY THAT AHM PASSIN ON MINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOT ABOUT YOU THEN EH?!??!!?!!!!!!!!


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Necrometer wrote:
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WATS WRONG OLE ROSSY BOSS?~!!? TAD BIT VEXED?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW LONGS IT BEEN SINCE YA HAD A TASTE O PROPER SCRUM? OI THATS RIGHT YE BEEN BOUNCIN UP AN DOWN ON YER MIDGY'S BIG FAT FANNY SINCE THE CLOBBERING OF SECOND BELL!!! DONT MIND ME BUGGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM MENTAL CAN'T BE HELPED!!!!!!!!!!! JUST A BIT O NUDGEY BETWEEN THE LADS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol:

EVER SEEN A BRITISH BEAUTY IN ER BUFFO-CLOAK?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???? NOT A STITCH OF LINEN BETWEEN HER TITS AND YER PEEPY WEEPIES???????????? FIGURE OF A WET TEABAG AND ER SAINTED FACE WITH SKIN LIKE FRESH RASPBERRY CUSTARD???!!!!!!! GALAPAGOS SYNDROME SIMPLE AS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CENTURIES SEPARATED FROM THE SUN, MOISTENED BY CHOKING BOGGY SWAMP-AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YER KIPPER NEVER HAD A BETTER STICK OLE ROSSY, IT NEVER HAD A BETTER STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mrgreen: :!:

ISOLATIONIST IMPERIALISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD FOR TAKEOUT CUISINE BAD FOR RECESSIVE GENES AS WE SAY DOWN AT BLOUGH-ON-TOUGHERSOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW I'VE GOT TO BE STEPPING OUT IN ME LAWNMOWER DETH HAT, WARHAMMER CONVENTION SLAGS WONT DATE RAPE THEMSELVES MY DEAR PALLY WALLY!!!!!!!!!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol:
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OY, NIGEL! POST SOME OF YOUR NEW ART! THOSE WERE GOOD!
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ghost boner wrote:
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I wish this board was nothing but chris and james going at it from here on out
SLAG OFF IM HAVIN A TOSS :x :x
riley-o wrote:
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Capitalism may not be perfect but it’s pretty darn close.
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Geeheeb wrote:
Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:11 pm
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SOS GEEHEB MATE AHM SOS YER PROPER JELOUS AH CANT HELP IT IF THE LASSIES LOVE ME SWEATER MATE YES AH SED SWEATER NOT JERSEY LIKE YOU YANKY DOODLE DHAND JOBS SAIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ANYWAY 8 BIT YOU BIN WATCHIN BIG ANGE AGAIN YA MUCKY PUP AH BET LITTLE ROSSY WITH HIS PROTONS AND ELECTRODES WOULD SHITE HIS LUNGS OUT HIS ERSE IF HE SAW THOSE CLOBBER HANDS REACHIN ROUND HIS CLAMMY BAWBAG AND PIMPLY GINGER ERSEHOLE!!!!!!!

EH BUT IGNORE ME AHM PREACHIN TO THE CONVERTED AH CAN TELL AINT THST RIGHT MATEY MATE MATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A blind man held out his hand: in his posture, his rigidity, there was something that caught you, that made you hold your breath. He was handing you his blindness.
MATE WOT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT?????!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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is it that they love you *and* the sweater
or that they love the sweater, and assume that the person that has the sweater shares other positive traits that may be subconsciously associated with the material thing they like
or maybe they are agnostic or even generally hostile as to the material value of the sweater, and otherwise felt drawn to you to such a degree that they are compelled to contextualize the sweater as to imbue it with the manifestation of some personality trait (e.g., self-assuredness) that they are already inclined to attach to you




maybe she a right tar,t
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