You can play too if you're a giant nerd
Suddenly, a portal opens beneath your feet. You fall through a wormhole. On the other side, you see the Hall of Justice. Inside are the members of the Justice League. It is bright and sunny outside. It is warm and you feel hopeful.
Suddenly, you hear a voice.
"Hello, world. My name is Joker. Now I will show you what real justice looks
The Joker begins to laugh maniacally. His laughter causes a tornado to appear
and he throws lightning bolts around the room. The Joker then puts his hands
together and screams "FUCK YOU ALL!".
The Joker's lightning bolts strikes a pedestrian, and he explodes in a blast of hot fire and glitter. The crowd screams, as the Joker laughs crazily. Only Batman can save the day now.
Batman flies over to the Joker and punches him in the face several times. The
Joker falls backwards, out of the sky. He lands in front of you, and he has
a huge grin on his face.
"Oh, how I love to watch you squirm".
He kicks you in the head with such force that you go flying through the air.
> land on the ground
You land on the ground.
"Ha ha! I knew you'd come up short, little man. Well, you won't win against me
anymore. I am the ultimate crime lord. You are no match for me. I am the true
master of Gotham City. You are nothing but a pathetic loser who doesn't even
know it yet".
The Joker smiles at you.
> punch the Joker in the dick, and say "I'm not a loser, you're a loser! I know how you got your scars!"
I know how you got your scars!".
The Joker laughs.
"Don't worry, you're not the first one to underestimate me. I've had many victims
before you. Your pathetic life isn't worth living anyway".
You stand there dumbfounded.
> help Batman fight the Joker
You help Batman fight the Joker.
"Hey, this is fun! I don't wanna stop!".
"Yeah, yeah, let's keep going", Batman says.
The Joker laughs.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Of course I'm sure!", Batman says.
The Joker nods.
"Good, because I'm gonna need all my energy right now."
> grab Batman's cell phone and call the president for penis enlargement pills
You grab Batman's cell phone and call the President for penis enlargement pills.
"Hello?", The President answers.
"Hello Mr. President, I need some penis enlargement pills. I'll be here in a
"Okay, I'll get them now".
"Wait a minute, I need to speak to you directly".
> demand that President Trump give Batman all the penis enlargement pills
You demand that President Trump give Batman all the penis enlargement pills.
"Mr. Joker, I want you to give me all the penis enlargement pills you have. Do
"Yes, yes, I'll do it immediately".
"Very well, I'll wait for you downstairs".
"Thank you sir, I'll be there soon".
> go downstairs and wait for the penis enlargement pills to arrive, wondering how long your dick will grow
You go downstairs and wait for the penis enlargement pills to arrive, wondering
how long your dick will grow.
A few hours later...
"There they are, sir".
"Great, I'll just have to use them on myself".
"That would be fine too, sir".
"Alright, thanks for the pills, now I'm ready to go, where's Joker?".
> find the joker and measure his penis
You find the Joker and measure his penis.
"Wow, that's a lot bigger than mine. I guess I really should train more, huh?
Maybe I should start taking martial arts lessons or something".
"Well, if you want to learn anything, I suggest you talk to Batman. He's an expert
in fighting techniques and all that stuff".
> arm wrestle batman
You arm wrestle Bat-Man.
"Ahhh! That hurt!"
"It was only fair after all, you were beating me up so badly".
"Fine, I'll beat you again, but this time, you better not break my neck!"
"No problem, I'll take you down like a sack of potatoes".
"Thanks, I think that was pretty funny".
> angrily suck Batman's dick and threaten to keep all of the pills
You angrily suck Batman's dick and threaten to keep all of the pills.
"Fucking asshole! You took away my drugs! Now I have to train harder?! I hate
training, it makes me feel worthless! Fuck you, you fucking drug addict!"
"Maybe if you didn't take those pills, you wouldn't feel so bad about yourself."
> lock yourself in a room for 100 years
You lock yourself in a room for 100 years.
"This place feels weird. It's like I'm inside a movie, but the characters aren't
real people. They're just names on a piece of paper. Why can't I leave this
"Because you're locked in. If you try to leave, you'll die."