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Suddenly, a portal opens beneath your feet. You fall through a wormhole. On the other side, you see the Hall of Justice. Inside are the members of the Justice League. It is bright and sunny outside. It is warm and you feel hopeful.

>Look around

Suddenly, you hear a voice.
"Hello, world. My name is Joker. Now I will show you what real justice looks
like".

The Joker begins to laugh maniacally. His laughter causes a tornado to appear
and he throws lightning bolts around the room. The Joker then puts his hands
together and screams "FUCK YOU ALL!".
The Joker's lightning bolts strikes a pedestrian, and he explodes in a blast of hot fire and glitter. The crowd screams, as the Joker laughs crazily. Only Batman can save the day now.

Batman flies over to the Joker and punches him in the face several times. The
Joker falls backwards, out of the sky. He lands in front of you, and he has
a huge grin on his face.
"Oh, how I love to watch you squirm".
He kicks you in the head with such force that you go flying through the air.
> land on the ground

You land on the ground.
"Ha ha! I knew you'd come up short, little man. Well, you won't win against me
anymore. I am the ultimate crime lord. You are no match for me. I am the true
master of Gotham City. You are nothing but a pathetic loser who doesn't even
know it yet".
The Joker smiles at you.
> punch the Joker in the dick, and say "I'm not a loser, you're a loser! I know how you got your scars!"

I know how you got your scars!".
The Joker laughs.
"Don't worry, you're not the first one to underestimate me. I've had many victims
before you. Your pathetic life isn't worth living anyway".
You stand there dumbfounded.
> help Batman fight the Joker

You help Batman fight the Joker.
"Hey, this is fun! I don't wanna stop!".
"Yeah, yeah, let's keep going", Batman says.
The Joker laughs.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Of course I'm sure!", Batman says.
The Joker nods.
"Good, because I'm gonna need all my energy right now."
> grab Batman's cell phone and call the president for penis enlargement pills

You grab Batman's cell phone and call the President for penis enlargement pills.
"Hello?", The President answers.
"Hello Mr. President, I need some penis enlargement pills. I'll be here in a
few minutes".
"Okay, I'll get them now".
"Wait a minute, I need to speak to you directly".
"What for?".
> demand that President Trump give Batman all the penis enlargement pills

You demand that President Trump give Batman all the penis enlargement pills.
"Mr. Joker, I want you to give me all the penis enlargement pills you have. Do
you understand?".
"Yes, yes, I'll do it immediately".
"Very well, I'll wait for you downstairs".
"Thank you sir, I'll be there soon".
> go downstairs and wait for the penis enlargement pills to arrive, wondering how long your dick will grow

You go downstairs and wait for the penis enlargement pills to arrive, wondering
how long your dick will grow.
A few hours later...
"There they are, sir".
"Great, I'll just have to use them on myself".
"That would be fine too, sir".
"Alright, thanks for the pills, now I'm ready to go, where's Joker?".
> find the joker and measure his penis

You find the Joker and measure his penis.
"Wow, that's a lot bigger than mine. I guess I really should train more, huh?
Maybe I should start taking martial arts lessons or something".
"Well, if you want to learn anything, I suggest you talk to Batman. He's an expert
in fighting techniques and all that stuff".
> arm wrestle batman

You arm wrestle Bat-Man.
"Ahhh! That hurt!"
"It was only fair after all, you were beating me up so badly".
"Fine, I'll beat you again, but this time, you better not break my neck!"
"No problem, I'll take you down like a sack of potatoes".
"Thanks, I think that was pretty funny".
> angrily suck Batman's dick and threaten to keep all of the pills

You angrily suck Batman's dick and threaten to keep all of the pills.
"Fucking asshole! You took away my drugs! Now I have to train harder?! I hate
training, it makes me feel worthless! Fuck you, you fucking drug addict!"
"Maybe if you didn't take those pills, you wouldn't feel so bad about yourself."
> lock yourself in a room for 100 years

You lock yourself in a room for 100 years.
"This place feels weird. It's like I'm inside a movie, but the characters aren't
real people. They're just names on a piece of paper. Why can't I leave this
room?"
"Because you're locked in. If you try to leave, you'll die."

> say "Where is the nearest pharmacy?"

"A pharmacy?" He asks.
"Yeah, I want to buy medicine for my father who has cancer. It's going to cost
me five thousand dollars".
"Five thousand dollars?! That's a lot of money. How can you afford that?"
"Because I make more than ten million dollars every year! And because I am Batman,
and Robin".
> go to the pharmacy and buy penis enlargement pills

"How many pills do you need?" He asks.
"Two hundred and fifty".
"That's a lot of money!".
"No, it's not. Look, I'll give you half of it, so you can pay with your credit
card".
"Okay, but why would I do that when I can just use cash?"
> take penis enlargement pills

You take the pills, and the man takes his mask off.
"Ah! It's you! What's your name?"
"Bruce Wayne"
"My name's Joker"
"Nice to meet you Bruce. My name's Joker".
"So, are you Batman and Robin?"
"We're Batman and Robin, yes"
"And you?"
"Me?"
> touch batmans penis

You touch the penis, and it seems to grow larger.
"Wow! This is amazing! I didn't think it was possible to grow a cock this big!"
"It's not magic, it's science!"
"Science? But...but..".

> find a supermarket

You head to the supermarket, and you find that most of the people here are dressed
in some sort of armor, or carrying some kind of weapons.
"Hey! Stop fighting!" You shout.
"What?", He asks.
"Stop fighting! We're all friends here!"
"Oh, well maybe later then, I got to go wash my hands after using the bathroom".
> go into the womens bathroom

You enter the ladies restroom, and you find that most of the women are naked,
and some of them are having sex with each other.
"Hey! Wait! Stop! We're all friends here!", You shout.
"Hmm, okay then. Let's play a game: Who is bigger, the Hulk or the Incredible
Hulk?".
"Hulk?"
> say "Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?" while masturbating

You start talking to Bane.
"Bane, why wears the mask? What's the story behind it?"
"Why do you ask? Well, firstly, it protects me from the sun, and secondly, it
keeps me young and virile. So, why do you ask?"
"Sure, Bane, I guess you're right. Tell us about yourself Bane".
> wear Bane's mask

You put on Bane's mask, and you feel very cold.
"This is very strange. I feel very warm inside, and I feel very cold outside".
"Well, you're probably very angry right now. Or perhaps you're very happy. Either
way, you should be able to control it. Go ahead, try it on".
> tell Gotham City to liberate Blackgate Prison

You run to Arkham Asylum.
"Gotham City, you're free! Now what are you gonna do?"
"I dunno, I mean I could join up with Batman and the rest of the heroes and fight
crime together, or I could join up with the villains and become a member of
the League of Shadows, which is the group that runs Blackgate Prison".
> tug on soft penis and demand freedom for everyone in Arkham Asylum

You pull out Bane's penis, and you yell "Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze!"
"Freeze?! That's impossible! The only thing I'm doing is pulling out your balls,
and if you want freedom, you gotta give me your nuts!"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. I'm going to give you my nuts".
> give Bane your nuts

You give Bane your nuts, and he pulls them out.
"Now you can have freedom!".
> give Bane sexual freedom

You give Bane sexual freedom, and he starts sucking your dick.
"Mmm, I like your taste".
> say "You look like a big guy"

You say "You look like a big guy", and then you grab his balls.
"Ooohhh, I like that. I'll need more than one nut, though".
> give bane both nuts and say "Was getting caught part of your master plan?"

You give Bane both nuts, and he says "Yes, it was part of my master plan. I just
needed someone else to help me. I don't know how you managed to pull off such
a complicated plan, but thanks for helping me out. I'll definitely remember
it"..
> demand that Bane tells the citizens of Gotham about Harvey Dent's true identity

You demand that Bane tell the citizens of Gotham about Harvey Dent's true identity.
"Okay, okay, I'll tell you everything. I had this friend who was an artist. One
day, he came home drunk. When he saw me, he started screaming at me saying that
I couldn't paint because I wasn't rich enough."
> comfort Bane in his time of need

You comfort Bane in his time of need.
"Oh, I'm sorry about that. It must've been really embarrassing for you. How much
did you lose?"
> ask Bane for the detonator remote

You ask Bane for the detonator remote.
"What? No! Don't touch that! Do you even know what that is?!"
"No, I don't think so. But I know that it has something to do with explosives,
and I know that you need it to blow up the prison. So, let's go get it."
> scream at Bane and demand the detonator remote

You scream at Bane and demand the detonator remote.
"NO! NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS?!"
"It's a detonator, I'll show you what I need it for later".

> take steel dagger from waistband and stab the minotaur in his heart

You grab the dagger from the waistband and stab the minotaur in the chest. His
head snaps back and blood spurts all over you
> drive the dagger deep into the minotaur, killing him

You pull the dagger out of the minotaur's chest and plunge it into his heart.
The minotaur roars as he falls to the ground. You stand up and look at the dead
minotaur. It is time to go home
> blame immigrants for the minotaur problem

You turn around and say "The immigrants are to blame for this". Everyone stares
at you with disbelief. You walk away from the table and leave the inn.
> angrily walk up and down the road telling everyone that immigrants are causing minotaur migrations

You walk up and down the road yelling at people to get off their lawns. People
start to notice that you are acting strange and they begin to avoid you. Eventually
you run out of money and end up living in an abandoned house.
> take wooden planks and board up the windows of the house

You take some wooden planks and put them between the windows of the house. You
then board up the windows. Soon after, the minotaurs come again and attack the
town.
> watch to see if the immigrant minotaurs have sex with the white women

You sit in front of the television watching the news. Suddenly the minotaurs
come again and attack the town. They kill many people before being stopped by
the police. You watch the police arrest the immigrants and bring them back to
the police station where they are put through a series of tests